Coronavirus

[Mickie Lane]

If anyone knocks on your door & says they need to stick their finger up for your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam.
I feel so farking stupid now.

[rented tracksuit]

If anyone knocks on your door & says they need to stick their finger up for your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam.
I feel so farking stupid now.

I would love to run with that but I feel we have turned a bit of a corner lately and im rather enjoying the peace and quiet. Hope you are safe bud!

[Rooster1908]

If anyone knocks on your door & says they need to stick their finger up for your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam.
I feel so farking stupid now.

I am at work and just told the blokes , thanks made our day

[Jacks Fur Coat]

If anyone knocks on your door & says they need to stick their finger up for your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam.
I feel so farking stupid now.

Scam? Bastards got me twice already..

Thanks mate!

[bondi.boy]

Isolation for returning travellers...

Saw folk on tv last night being escorted to hotels.
Some were taken by bus to the Intercontinental hotel in Sydney.
As they were filing into the hotel one guy waved to the tv camera and shouted out, laughingly: "How ya goin', we're off for our holiday"!

[Mickie Lane]

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Worried about social distancing?
Wear this in public.
Problem solved.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Ye Verily...where two or more are gathered together...there am I in the midst of them.

Well actually not until this bloody coronavirus thing is over..im in lockdown.

[Rooster1908]

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Worried about social distancing?
Wear this in public.
Problem solved.

Mods any chance we can have this disgusting picture removed from our great site

[mattyh]

If anyone knocks on your door & says they need to stick their finger up for your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam.
I feel so farking stupid now.

some of your best work , mickie

[Hawkeye]

If anyone knocks on your door & says they need to stick their finger up for your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam.
I feel so farking stupid now.

hope it wasn't Edward Scissorhands ?

[Bondicigar]

If anyone knocks on your door & says they need to stick their finger up for your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam.
I feel so farking stupid now.

they don't want to come knocking on my door.
I used up my last date roll 2 weeks ago

[Bondicigar]

Scam? Bastards got me twice already..

Thanks mate!

Did you get a second opinion?

[rented tracksuit]

Scam? Bastards got me twice already..

Thanks mate!

So did you have it? Maybe they should test you again?

[rented tracksuit]

Mods any chance we can have this disgusting picture removed from our great site

Print it off. Toilet paper is in short supply.

[Thirteen]

Isolation for returning travellers...

Saw folk on tv last night being escorted to hotels.
Some were taken by bus to the Intercontinental hotel in Sydney.
As they were filing into the hotel one guy waved to the tv camera and shouted out, laughingly: "How ya goin', we're off for our holiday"!

Some of these people would live in caravan parks. They think they’ve hit the jackpot staying in a five-star hotel.