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I haven't read all of these but apologies if this has already been mentioned.
What is a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone with no dressing..“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.
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Originally posted by Rooster1908 View Post
My Dad used to say .Honey roll over and lettuce
His name was Freddy..nuff said..“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.
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I'm stealing these from Steven Wright but he's just so funny..
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.
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Originally posted by redwhiteblue View PostI'm stealing these from Steven Wright but he's just so funny..
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Welcome back anyway Bernie. And don't worry about stealing jokes...I don't think there are any originals in here (well certainly not mine!).
When I seen P1 had started this thread, I realised why I joined this site some 14 years ago.
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Originally posted by Jacks Fur Coat View Post
I didn't know Stevie was a comedian back in the day?
Welcome back anyway Bernie. And don't worry about stealing jokes...I don't think there are any originals in here (well certainly not mine!).
When I seen P1 had started this thread, I realised why I joined this site some 14 years ago.. You know my Facebook foray lasted all of 3 weeks. I'm connecting with people from school via LinkedIn now as that keeps it professional.
Here is another from Mr Wright (not of Evie let your hair hang down fame..)
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.
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Last one from Steven Wright
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.
“If there is one thing I cannot stand is snobbery. People who try and pretend they’re superior. Makes it hard for those of us who really are.” - Hyacinth Bucket.
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