Dad Jokes

[mightyrooster]

Why do cemeteries have fences? Because everyone is dying to get in.

[Teddy]

Why do people fall asleep in the bathroom?

Because it’s called a restroom.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I just joined a dating app for people my age. Its called Carbon dating.

[Teddy]

I just joined a dating app for people my age. Its called Carbon dating.

That one gave me a chuckle Jack good one.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

That one gave me a chuckle Jack good one.

I'm actually getting a bit of a complex about ageing mate.

I tried to use one of those Face Apps to make you look like an old man, and a message pops up ...."No, you're good".

[caz]

hearing jfc tell dad jokes is like watching teddy play footy

[rented tracksuit]

That one gave me a chuckle Jack good one.

Me too. Didn’t think Jaaaxxx had that in him!

[rented tracksuit]

I'm actually getting a bit of a complex about ageing mate.

I tried to use one of those Face Apps to make you look like an old man, and a message pops up ...."No, you're good".

I know the feeling. 54 and don’t know how much longer I’ve got in me. I think forever, but then I wake up and everything hurts again.

[mightyrooster]

I know the feeling. 54 and don’t know how much longer I’ve got in me. I think forever, but then I wake up and everything hurts again.

You’re still a baby. Well as young as one of my younger brothers lol.

[horrie hastings]

Why was six sad ?

Because seven eight nine.

[mightyrooster]

Why was six sad ?

Because seven eight nine.

I know that one from a while back courtesy of kids when they were younger.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Armed robbers - you've got to hand it to them.

[caz]

a dad's joke of t shirt idea. it'd sell a million -

WORLD'S
GREASTEST
DAD
joke teller

[Jacks Fur Coat]

You heard about the bloke who had jelly in one ear, and custard in the other. He was a trifle deaf..

[horrie hastings]

I know that one from a while back courtesy of kids when they were younger.

It's an oldie but a goody.