Dad Jokes

[Jacks Fur Coat]

People say I'm condescending. Oh, that means I talk down to people.

[horrie hastings]

People say I'm condescending. Oh, that means I talk down to people.

Or maybe your name is Con and you just parachuted out of a plane

[horrie hastings]

What do you call a rabbit with fleas ?
Bugs Bunny.

[horrie hastings]

Why did the orange keep crossing the road ?
Because it wanted to play squash.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Or maybe your name is Con and you just parachuted out of a plane

Ha...that sounds like one of those jokes with a "What do you call a ...." prefix

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Whiteboards are remarkable.

[mightyrooster]

My best friend thinks that I’m too competitive. I told her I already knew that.

[horrie hastings]

Why did Micky Mouse go into outer space ?

Because he was looking for Pluto.

[horrie hastings]

I want to open a night club on Mars but i don't think it would work because it would have no atmosphere.

[mightyrooster]

Did you hear about the invisible man who went to the doctor? He’s still waiting to be seen.

[horrie hastings]

Why was the ocean floor wet ?

Because the sea weed.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

In news just to hand, thieves have stolen a toilet from the local Police station. Inquiries are continuing but, at this stage, Police have nothing to go on.

[caz]

how many freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
2. one to hold the vulva, i mean the light bulb and one to hold the penis, i mean the ladder

[Jacks Fur Coat]

My Maths teacher said I was average at math. I think he was just being mean..

[rented tracksuit]

People say I'm condescending. Oh, that means I talk down to people.

That’s a joke?