Once touted as a rising star, the titan amongst men know only as Slime-Ankle scored a $1m per season contract with rugby in Japan after playing just a few NRL games for the Warriors.
Following a successful stint in Japan, Slime-Ankle returned to Australia to replace the one and only RTS. Unfortunately due to some bad luck he only played NSW cup for us, where he was applauded as the NSW Cup FB of the year.
When his contract expired, the great Slime-Ankle rode off into the sunset, never to be seen again.
Where's he at? I heard he's only 30, has been training hard and is hoping to make a comeback in 2023.
Also, did he end up getting those nicotine patches off his knees, or was that just an inside joke that I didn't quite understand?
Following a successful stint in Japan, Slime-Ankle returned to Australia to replace the one and only RTS. Unfortunately due to some bad luck he only played NSW cup for us, where he was applauded as the NSW Cup FB of the year.
When his contract expired, the great Slime-Ankle rode off into the sunset, never to be seen again.
Where's he at? I heard he's only 30, has been training hard and is hoping to make a comeback in 2023.
Also, did he end up getting those nicotine patches off his knees, or was that just an inside joke that I didn't quite understand?
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