"Hey Steve? Thanks for getting us the desired result last night"
"Yeah nah yeah all good"
"listen mate, we've copped a bit of heat from the incident, we actually forgot in this day and age that there are camera's everywhere. So um, could you do us a teensy weensy favour and just **** off up the coast fishing for a couple of days?"
"ooh what?!"
"yeah nah yeah, its just under the proviso of having to stand you down , but we'll see you back here on monday for a debrief? Its just that the roosters play the cows next week and we're reaaaallllly gonna need you for that one"
"oh yeah nah sweet"
"oh and steve? Try not to trip over that boat in your driveway when you collect the paper mate, we're not in the business of seeing people get seriously hurt in order to further our agenda mate ok? Sweet"
"Yeah nah yeah all good"
"listen mate, we've copped a bit of heat from the incident, we actually forgot in this day and age that there are camera's everywhere. So um, could you do us a teensy weensy favour and just **** off up the coast fishing for a couple of days?"
"ooh what?!"
"yeah nah yeah, its just under the proviso of having to stand you down , but we'll see you back here on monday for a debrief? Its just that the roosters play the cows next week and we're reaaaallllly gonna need you for that one"
"oh yeah nah sweet"
"oh and steve? Try not to trip over that boat in your driveway when you collect the paper mate, we're not in the business of seeing people get seriously hurt in order to further our agenda mate ok? Sweet"
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