Dad Jokes

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2 shockers from childhood memories..

Man 1: "My wife went to the West Indies for a holiday."
Man 2: "Jamaica?"
Man 1: "No. She went of her own accord."

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2 men are walking down a trail and one slips.He's hanging off a ledge and yells to the other "Call me an ambulance!!" The other says "You are an ambulance!".

[horrie hastings]

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

[horrie hastings]

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Just found out the bloke who stole my diary has died.

My thoughts are with his family.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

2 shockers from childhood memories..

Man 1: "My wife went to the West Indies for a holiday."
Man 2: "Jamaica?"
Man 1: "No. She went of her own accord."

Shocker? That's a beauty

[Jacks Fur Coat]

People these days are really judgemental.

I can tell just by looking at someone.

[mightyrooster]

I got hit by a violin, a clarinet and a french horn today.
It was an orchestrated attack.

[horrie hastings]

Why was the Egyptian confused ?

Because his daddy was a mummy.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I got hit by a violin, a clarinet and a french horn today.
It was an orchestrated attack.

Thats a Dad joke

[horrie hastings]

Whats black and white, black and white and black and white ?

A Collingwood supporter rolling down a hill.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

The young couple next door recently made a sex tape.

Of course, they are'nt aware of this yet.

[007]

What person keeps talking whether or not anyone listens?
A politician?
Close. A schoolteacher.

[Big Dog]

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?


Because he was a her before!