Dad Jokes

[mightyrooster]

The tooth doesn't really hurt much, its the ear ache from the infection which is the most painful at the moment

I remember my dentist telling me once that it’s actually the referred pain that’s worse than the pain at the source. It’s all the weird combo of nerves which means the pain ends up somewhere different to where the actual bad tooth is.

[horrie hastings]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSVX4O13uw

[horrie hastings]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBQ7axaHPBk

[horrie hastings]

Why did all the bake beans move to Queensland ?

Because they wanted to live in Cairns.

[Big Dog]

If R2 is short for R2-D2, Chewie is short for Chewbacca and Ani short for Anakin, what is Luke short for?








A stormtrooper.

[caz]

why is brandon smith unbalanced?
because he has a bit on the side

[redwhiteblue]

I haven't read all of these but apologies if this has already been mentioned.

What is a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing..

[Rooster1908]

I haven't read all of these but apologies if this has already been mentioned.

What is a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing..

My Dad used to say .Honey roll over and lettuce

[Michael Jones]

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad

[redwhiteblue]

My Dad used to say .Honey roll over and lettuce

LOL..I was too shy to say before, but that joke really was from my Dad. He was quite religious and I was only 15 when he passed away but I remember it very clearly. Quite shocking I thought..considering we owned a fruit and vege business too..Our town's Facebook page is full of memories of my Dad even to this day so he obviously had a big impact. No wonder they named a street after him.

His name was Freddy..nuff said..

[redwhiteblue]

I'm stealing these from Steven Wright but he's just so funny..

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I'm stealing these from Steven Wright but he's just so funny..

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I didn't know Stevie was a comedian back in the day?

Welcome back anyway Bernie. And don't worry about stealing jokes...I don't think there are any originals in here (well certainly not mine!).

When I seen P1 had started this thread, I realised why I joined this site some 14 years ago.

[horrie hastings]

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad

Already done on page 1.

[redwhiteblue]

I didn't know Stevie was a comedian back in the day?

Welcome back anyway Bernie. And don't worry about stealing jokes...I don't think there are any originals in here (well certainly not mine!).

When I seen P1 had started this thread, I realised why I joined this site some 14 years ago.

Thanks so much Jack . You know my Facebook foray lasted all of 3 weeks. I'm connecting with people from school via LinkedIn now as that keeps it professional.

Here is another from Mr Wright (not of Evie let your hair hang down fame..)

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly

[redwhiteblue]

Last one from Steven Wright

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.