Melon's Matchups 2012 - RND3 - Chooks V Grass Stains

[Guest]

Hahahahahaha, a review of our game from LU by some bloke

Friends tats v Dugans tats
In the battle of the tattoo's who will come out the winner? Well if the Chickens play anywhere near as badly as they did last week then the answer is obvious. The Chickens need to wake up to the fact that they are a mix of an inexperienced young forward pack and an overly pedestrian back line. If that's not a recipe for disaster I don't know what is. The one place you need experience is in your forward pack. Young, overly excited pups are what you need in the back line. Last week the Roosters had BJ "100 yards? 100 years"?" Leilua on one side and Maubs "flap, flap oh he's gone" on the other side. When people talk up the ability of Justin Carney you know it's because everyone else around him has to be worse than ordinary. The Raiders have a big forward pack and the Chickens only chance is to pass short up the middle and tire them out. The only problem with that tactic is that no one at Bondi knows how to catch a f**king ball and they wont get any help from the refs who will allow the Raiders forwards to get all the rest they need while sleeping on top of Chicken players in the ruck. Raiders to win by 14 points.

[Gary Worthless]

Ha,ha Melon you are in good form. Unlike our beloved roosters. My fav comment is the " untall cannon ball" 4 Carney. Love it.

[redwhiteblue]

I love anyone who mentions my 2 favourite things, Roosters and Gossip Girl, in the same sentence!

[Guest]

I love anyone who mentions my 2 favourite things, Roosters and Gossip Girl, in the same sentence!

Brian Smith, Steve Noyce, Mitchell Pearce and Braith Anasta are doing to this club what I'd like to do to Blake Lively.

[redwhiteblue]

Brian Smith, Steve Noyce, Mitchell Pearce and Braith Anasta are doing to this club what I'd like to do to Blake Lively.

Um, ok. I'd like our team to act like the Bass gentlemen. They never let their enemies get the best of them, they take no prisoners, never give up and look mighty fine in suits..
"I'm Chuck Bass!"
"I'm Braith Anasta!"

[Guest]

1. Anthony Minichiello V Josh Dugan – Determined is a word id use. “The Moth” is busting his little thorax out there, but when your wings are clipped they are clipped. For all the trying he just can’t get to the top of the cardigan and the waist band is all holed out. He is one of the good guys, a champion. But he exists and persists to the detriment of the side. That’s sad. His opposite until recently was shrouded with long term speculation, from those who don’t really have a clue but watch too much Gossip Girl, that he was the targeted fullback for the Roosters after “The Moth” is permanently mothballed. “Bogan” has just re-signed for the grass stains and will be out this weekend with his Dunlop volleys, tats and flanno shirt to crash the Chooks party and steal all the Mother energy drinks. He’s back and will be thanking “The Moth” for temporarily minding his Origin jersey.

So sad.