New team for 2012

[mightyrooster]

Just thought I'd start the new team thread so we can all post our thoughts.

CEO Fred69er
Director of coaching Waynkerr
Head Coach Bellyache
Assistant Hasler
Media Manager John
Head Trainer The GherkinofTurk

1. RTS (going postal)
2. Penis Tugive
3. Kylie Stanley
4. Mocha
5. Abo Henry
6. Alco Kelly
7. DCE
8. JWH
9. Pearceofshit
10. Takaclakka
11. $BW
12. Bosden
13. SemiFriendly
14. Baloney
15. Qualude
16. EvansHead
17. Maubs (c)

Only a few made the cut from the current lot. I'm sure I've also forgotten a few rumored signings.

I thought having our captain on the bench was rather apt.

Please feel free to add to my MackDaddy effort.

Love it!! I needed a good laugh.

[roosterproud]

man that is funny is was pearcing my self laughing so much it took my braith away , now i am trying to get maubself together.

The other night i was out on the town in my mini and felt like some dinner. i pulled over justin time ,wondering where isam. Just up the road was an indian restuarant called Hargrave Smiths Indian, so i went in.

Upon entering i saw some ants and bugs running between the bricks in the morter 'i wish i had some mortien'. So mose of the menu was written in some kind of indian graffiti. So i decided to have some newensala on rice and a moga latte to go.

Then, wouldnt you know it ,here comes a friend from way back, i yelled he den gwhere ya goin.
He replied to the le lue fore a wee.

He looked as if he was in a rush and skids on some spilt arona beans and cheese.

When he returns, i ask "gwhere are you to next week"

Tasi" he replied 'with my mate boyd the corronor".

I hope you go fishing when there and catch some taylor.

My meal was ready and my latte, so i left the restuarant and called my mat elliot to see what hes doin.

[novice chook]

Oh STSAE, I'm so glad you've made your way back online. Your post cracked me up.

Fred will be so chuffed his puffed out chest will be bigger than mine.

Thankfully that will only be short term once he realises that all the coaches he wants treat him like he's Fred Nile on Mardi Gra night and tell him he's dreaming and his calculater tells him that $10M of player payments won't fit under a $$5M salary cap, even with a few brown paper bags included.

NC

[stsae]

A few more staff in my team.

Der, the assistant to The Chairman of The Bored.

Horrie Is God just has to be the man in charge of the Ballboys.

And NC, MR, Lozz and RWB, the Head Of Cheerleaders. I could've worded that better, or worse.

Melon must be the pre-game crowd hype dude, with his match ups read weekly.

And Jman can employ all the naughty boys and make the snitzels and lattes.

[redwhiteblue]

A few more staff in my team.

Horrie Is God just has to be the man in charge of the Ballboys.

And NC, MR, Lozz and RWB, the Head Of Cheerleaders. I could've worded that better, or worse.

Melon must be the pre-game crowd hype dude, with his match ups read weekly.

And Jman can employ all the naughty boys and make the snitzels and lattes.

I'll go look for my pom poms right now!

[stsae]

I'll go look for my pom poms right now!

As BigKev (from memory) was fond of saying, I'm excited.

[Guest]

You wish stacy.

[stsae]

You wish stacy.

LOL, you want a job, methinks the Boredroom needs a dartbored.

You just qualified AfricianStarfish.

[Guest]

As BigKev (from memory) was fond of saying, I'm excited.

[Guest]

LOL, you want a job, methinks the Boredroom needs a dartbored.

You just qualified AfricianStarfish.

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[stsae]

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What you couldn't google Blah in gibberish???

One hundred and eighty.

[stsae]

I need one of those shirts maaaaaaate.

If you get me one I will wear it to work and do the actions even.

No I will wear it to a game.

[Guest]

I need one of those shirts maaaaaaate.

If you get me one I will wear it to work and do the actions even.

No I will wear it to a game.

lol..

If you wear that to work you could be considered "mad"..

But this guy stole ya thunder maaaaaaate...

[redwhiteblue]

As BigKev (from memory) was fond of saying, I'm excited.

Happy Pappy?

[mightyrooster]

A few more staff in my team.

Der, the assistant to The Chairman of The Bored.

Horrie Is God just has to be the man in charge of the Ballboys.

And NC, MR, Lozz and RWB, the Head Of Cheerleaders. I could've worded that better, or worse.

Melon must be the pre-game crowd hype dude, with his match ups read weekly.

And Jman can employ all the naughty boys and make the snitzels and lattes.

Awesome. When does the revolution begin?