New team for 2012

[stsae]

Just thought I'd start the new team thread so we can all post our thoughts.

CEO Fred69er
Director of coaching Waynkerr
Head Coach Bellyache
Assistant Hasler
Media Manager John
Head Trainer The GherkinofTurk

1. RTS (going postal)
2. Penis Tugive
3. Kylie Stanley
4. Mocha
5. Abo Henry
6. Alco Kelly
7. DCE
8. JWH
9. Pearceofshit
10. Takaclakka
11. $BW
12. Bosden
13. SemiFriendly
14. Baloney
15. Qualude
16. EvansHead
17. Maubs (c)

Only a few made the cut from the current lot. I'm sure I've also forgotten a few rumored signings.

I thought having our captain on the bench was rather apt.

Please feel free to add to my MackDaddy effort.

[Guest]

Needs more Quaaludes Cooper..

[Guest]

The Gerkmiester will run the turks All game, giving instructions to all on field??

[stsae]

Thanks HIG and GherkinofTurk for your changes, they've been accepted by the chairman of the bored.

Mods I recommend a Sticky, pwettie pwease whiff a cherryevans on top.

It's a bit of fun of course, and after the tantys of this week I believe it's what we all need.

You never know we may just have to revert to a good , it could be a loooooooooooooongy season.

GO EASTS.

[Guest]

why don't i get a run lol

I could be known as the"realist" coach

[Guest]

Please sign me up as Pearceofshits private English language tutor.

[Guest]

If by media manager you mean I get to indulge in some cunning linguistics with Leila McKinnon, I'm in!

Knowing my luck, the luck that saw me being born on the wrong side of the continent to Megan Gale, I'd be stuck having to deal with Becky Wilson and Paul Kent (who is just so unctuous he makes Terry Kennedy seem personable.)

[Guest]

If by media manager you mean I get to indulge in some cunning linguistics with Leila McKinnon, I'm in!

OK John, you got me, I laughed out loud, that was the Chief's Gold of the week, maybe even longer!!

[stsae]

Lol, Rusty gets the nod as Director of Social Activities based in Artarmon of course.

MrWong must be the Financial Controller, American Express, based in Honkers

Adolf Fittler must be The Chief Nutrition Officer for the club, specializing in Muffins, Teabags Only Korean food of course.

And John, you know you'd have to lie-ease with Debbie Spillane, Bourbon Bekky and Clive Churchills widow.

[Guest]

And John, you know you'd have to lie-ease with Debbie Spillane, Bourbon Bekky and Clive Churchills widow.

And, of course, Quasimodius, King of Queens.

[Guest]

I have a theory that Gus actually died & has been re-animated..

[stsae]

And, of course, Quasimodius, King of Queens.

Head of a thousand beestings.

[Guest]

The turks are on ice, Keep it real ladies......

[Guest]

The turks are on ice, Keep it real ladies......

[Guest]

Have you ever met Leila in person!??
I have and imo she is incredibly ordinary.
Again, imo, if she wasnt bangin the Gyng she would be serving me beers on a flight to Phuket.

Keeping this with some semblance of dulcet decorum est, I say the following. In my relatively prodigious experience, I've always found it's the dull girls who make up for it in the carnal arts.

And to clarify, I've been introduced to Miss Leila before she married Colin Carpenter's second cousin and yes she was rather dull but I suspect she felt I was too.