Robbo for a week

[Thirteen]

One thing they need to get right and they just can’t lose.

ATTITUDE!

Show up with the right attitude and we can’t be beaten.

Win the forward battle. Limit the space and time of their halves.

[Mad_Rabid_Rooster]

I think the following aspects need to be the main focal points:

-- Attitude (as Thirteen said);

-- Hunger/desire/motivation (this was always my concern after going back to back);

-- Defense, mainly the right side (at least Manu and BMoz will be back this week); and

-- Discipline (watch giving away cheap penalties and those six again calls).

[NorfolkStreetKid]

We have to nullify them with our defence and kicking game. The focus this week firstly is to put last week behind us, restore our BELIEF in ourselves. Fast moving pressure in defence. Marker defence. Wrap up the ball.

[Freddy]

Mentally 1. Effort
2. Pride/attitude
3. Champions. We are the best, act like it to defend your crown.
Game. 1.Defense
2.Limit offloads and quick play the balls without conceding constant 6 agains.
3.Take your chances, attack at will but don’t push the pass if not on. Always back up.

[Snapn1]

More energy!! Letting them players know where abouts in the game they will be benched would be great idea , TKO an Hardgraves can go nuts knowing how long they have left ,leaving nathing left in the tank to be replaced with Lui an collins, starting Angus at lock then SBW interchange Sitilli an open up Manu with offloads

[Thirteen]

More energy!! Letting them players know where abouts in the game they will be benched would be great idea , TKO an Hardgraves can go nuts knowing how long they have left ,leaving nathing left in the tank to be replaced with Lui an collins, starting Angus at lock then SBW interchange Sitilli an open up Manu with offloads

I think the players already know when they will be benched. Unless of course the match takes an unexpected turn or injuries occur.

[ism22]

I'd smoke a few durries to make my voice all gravelie then walk into the changerooms with a massive Dannemann and be like...

'Look you fukking worthless pieces of shyte, you're a bunch of flogs but you're my only option so listen up coz you might surprise yourself by learning something! I want you to think of the most inspirational thing you can think of and stick it in your mind coz that's what you're fighting for this week you useless SOBs!!! CORDS!!! Fukkin' take over now, faaarkin... shake some sense into these boys and treat 'em mean if you hafta!'

Afterwards I'd come back, use Rocky Balboa during our video training (pausing at key moments, for example just before he reaches the top of the stairs) and then give a speech. 'If that wasn't enough to inspire you then I dunno what is!!! If a young, Italian immigrant (like me) can make it then so can you!!! Now get your grey tracksuits, swallow 10 raw eggs and jog to the docks down at Glebe via all the houso's... THIS IS WHAT YOU DO EVERY FUKKIN' MORNING... FAAARKING... UNTIL YOU FEEL MOTIVATED!!'

To break things up I'd:
- Take them to the McElhone Stairs and get them to do stair runs until they collapse. Then pick 'em up, give 'em all 80kg backpacks and force 'em to keep going.
- Get 'em to punch frozen meat at Crichton's butcher shop
- Bring some cheapo Bunnings shovels to the SFS building site, get 'em to dig the foundations and then when they ask 'what's next?' say 'fill it back up, of course ya dikkead...'
- Flog Sonny's Bentley, do some burn-outs in Moore Park, get him to plough, aerate + re-seed the grass (by hand) and then chuck him the keys to my POS runabout car... 'what you fukkin lookin at? This is my Bentley now, cuz!'

During this process I'd wear a military uniform, have a large Dannemann in my mouth and bark lotsa insults + swear words at 'em.

[The Skeez]

ism22 you watch too many moofies.

if Easts were a movie, it’d be On the Docks. Brando’s best

[bondi.boy]

Bash, smash, and trash their halves and Kikau out of the game...legally of course.

Stop their team from offloading the ball.

Make our middle a fortress.

[milanja]

I'd smoke a few durries to make my voice all gravelie then walk into the changerooms with a massive Dannemann and be like...

'Look you fukking worthless pieces of shyte, you're a bunch of flogs but you're my only option so listen up coz you might surprise yourself by learning something! I want you to think of the most inspirational thing you can think of and stick it in your mind coz that's what you're fighting for this week you useless SOBs!!! CORDS!!! Fukkin' take over now, faaarkin... shake some sense into these boys and treat 'em mean if you hafta!'

Afterwards I'd come back, use Rocky Balboa during our video training (pausing at key moments, for example just before he reaches the top of the stairs) and then give a speech. 'If that wasn't enough to inspire you then I dunno what is!!! If a young, Italian immigrant (like me) can make it then so can you!!! Now get your grey tracksuits, swallow 10 raw eggs and jog to the docks down at Glebe via all the houso's... THIS IS WHAT YOU DO EVERY FUKKIN' MORNING... FAAARKING... UNTIL YOU FEEL MOTIVATED!!'

To break things up I'd:
- Take them to the McElhone Stairs and get them to do stair runs until they collapse. Then pick 'em up, give 'em all 80kg backpacks and force 'em to keep going.
- Get 'em to punch frozen meat at Crichton's butcher shop
- Bring some cheapo Bunnings shovels to the SFS building site, get 'em to dig the foundations and then when they ask 'what's next?' say 'fill it back up, of course ya dikkead...'
- Flog Sonny's Bentley, do some burn-outs in Moore Park, get him to plough, aerate + re-seed the grass (by hand) and then chuck him the keys to my POS runabout car... 'what you fukkin lookin at? This is my Bentley now, cuz!'

During this process I'd wear a military uniform, have a large Dannemann in my mouth and bark lotsa insults + swear words at 'em.

brilliant!

this is one of your best.

[bondi.boy]

I'd smoke a few durries to make my voice all gravelie then walk into the changerooms with a massive Dannemann and be like...

'Look you fukking worthless pieces of shyte, you're a bunch of flogs but you're my only option so listen up coz you might surprise yourself by learning something! I want you to think of the most inspirational thing you can think of and stick it in your mind coz that's what you're fighting for this week you useless SOBs!!! CORDS!!! Fukkin' take over now, faaarkin... shake some sense into these boys and treat 'em mean if you hafta!'

Afterwards I'd come back, use Rocky Balboa during our video training (pausing at key moments, for example just before he reaches the top of the stairs) and then give a speech. 'If that wasn't enough to inspire you then I dunno what is!!! If a young, Italian immigrant (like me) can make it then so can you!!! Now get your grey tracksuits, swallow 10 raw eggs and jog to the docks down at Glebe via all the houso's... THIS IS WHAT YOU DO EVERY FUKKIN' MORNING... FAAARKING... UNTIL YOU FEEL MOTIVATED!!'

To break things up I'd:
- Take them to the McElhone Stairs and get them to do stair runs until they collapse. Then pick 'em up, give 'em all 80kg backpacks and force 'em to keep going.
- Get 'em to punch frozen meat at Crichton's butcher shop
- Bring some cheapo Bunnings shovels to the SFS building site, get 'em to dig the foundations and then when they ask 'what's next?' say 'fill it back up, of course ya dikkead...'
- Flog Sonny's Bentley, do some burn-outs in Moore Park, get him to plough, aerate + re-seed the grass (by hand) and then chuck him the keys to my POS runabout car... 'what you fukkin lookin at? This is my Bentley now, cuz!'

During this process I'd wear a military uniform, have a large Dannemann in my mouth and bark lotsa insults + swear words at 'em.

lol
Sorry, but the changerooms are workplaces.
That stuff was outlawed long ago.
A couple of coaches in recent times didn't get the bullying and harassment in the workplace email.
It has been explained to them and they seem to be on board now.
We had a coach who used to slam players up against a wall and verbally abuse the 'life' out of them?

[Stewie Griffin]

Ism no one cares about your dannemans or durries fixation or even knows what you are on about.

[ism22]

Ism no one cares about your dannemans or durries fixation or even knows what you are on about.

Thank you for your constructive feedback.

[Johnny Brass]

I'd smoke a few durries to make my voice all gravelie then walk into the changerooms with a massive Dannemann and be like...

'Look you fukking worthless pieces of shyte, you're a bunch of flogs but you're my only option so listen up coz you might surprise yourself by learning something! I want you to think of the most inspirational thing you can think of and stick it in your mind coz that's what you're fighting for this week you useless SOBs!!! CORDS!!! Fukkin' take over now, faaarkin... shake some sense into these boys and treat 'em mean if you hafta!'

Afterwards I'd come back, use Rocky Balboa during our video training (pausing at key moments, for example just before he reaches the top of the stairs) and then give a speech. 'If that wasn't enough to inspire you then I dunno what is!!! If a young, Italian immigrant (like me) can make it then so can you!!! Now get your grey tracksuits, swallow 10 raw eggs and jog to the docks down at Glebe via all the houso's... THIS IS WHAT YOU DO EVERY FUKKIN' MORNING... FAAARKING... UNTIL YOU FEEL MOTIVATED!!'

To break things up I'd:
- Take them to the McElhone Stairs and get them to do stair runs until they collapse. Then pick 'em up, give 'em all 80kg backpacks and force 'em to keep going.
- Get 'em to punch frozen meat at Crichton's butcher shop
- Bring some cheapo Bunnings shovels to the SFS building site, get 'em to dig the foundations and then when they ask 'what's next?' say 'fill it back up, of course ya dikkead...'
- Flog Sonny's Bentley, do some burn-outs in Moore Park, get him to plough, aerate + re-seed the grass (by hand) and then chuck him the keys to my POS runabout car... 'what you fukkin lookin at? This is my Bentley now, cuz!'

During this process I'd wear a military uniform, have a large Dannemann in my mouth and bark lotsa insults + swear words at 'em.

Love your work Izzy , I for one enjoy your stories.