Latrell Souths Dramas

[rented tracksuit]

Today's news has him lining up at FB against Teddy in the first round of the resumed comp, May 29 'blockbuster'.
Whatever that means.

Bullcrap. He will be at KFC Taree.

[bondi.boy]

Bullcrap. He will be at KFC Taree.

Article says he's lost weight, has his own gym at Taree home, is doing a lot of running and is very fit.
I would not take him lightly.

[rented tracksuit]

Article says he's lost weight, has his own gym at Taree home, is doing a lot of running and is very fit.
I would not take him lightly.

No one should take him 'lightly'!

[Bruce Pickett]

Article says he's lost weight, has his own gym at Taree home, is doing a lot of running and is very fit.
I would not take him lightly.

We will play him into form.

[Bahrain Rooster]

He’ll play the game of his life against us and then go back to his usual self afterwards.

[bondi.boy]

I'm fearful he might return from isolation as " the Kikau of the backs"...bigger, stronger, faster...an even more potent weapon than he was before.

He's tall.
He has broad shoulders.
He's unstoppable near the line in the backs.
He runs through defenders out wide like they don't exist.
He flies over defenders out wide with ease.
He could be related to Superman.
To remind ourselves of what he does we only have to watch our highlights videos.

Which begs the question:
Have we worked out how to stop Latrell yet?
We don't have long...May 29 is "next week".

[Rooster1908]

I'm fearful he might return from isolation as " the Kikau of the backs"...bigger, stronger, faster...an even more potent weapon than he was before.

He's tall.
He has broad shoulders.
He's unstoppable near the line in the backs.
He runs through defenders out wide like they don't exist.
He flies over defenders out wide with ease.
He could be related to Superman.
To remind ourselves of what he does we only have to watch our highlights videos.

Which begs the question:
Have we worked out how to stop Latrell yet?
We don't have long...May 29 is "next week".

Put up a KFC billboard on the sideline , that will distract him

[The Skeez]

He will have to overcome Roosters dramas when he plays us

[The Axe]

Latrell won’t play against Roosters.
I suspect he will be home sick that week after a few weeks in lock down and will need to go home

[rented tracksuit]

We will play him into form.

I absolutely hate when that happens.

[Thirteen]

Looks like he will remain at Souths in 2021. They agreed to keep him.

[bondi.boy]

Headline in today's DT;

"BUSTED! NRL stars caught breaking social distancing rules"

"Camp Covid."

"NRL superstars Latrell Mitchell and Josh Addo Carr have spent the weekend on a camping getaway, apparently disobeying Covid-19 rules."

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"Apparently, "appearing to blatantly ignore" are words being used in the article.
NRL to investigate.
There's a photo. 11 people in the photo.

If true...I object!
I'm not even allowed to leave my house in a sealed car, drive a shortish distance to a hill, and on top of the hill sit in my sealed car with the only other person who lives with me and watch the ocean, and the waves rolling onto the pristine sand...for my mental health.
...without being fined a total of $2000!

So, I'm cooped up at home.
I'd love to go on a "camping trip" to the top of the hill.
If only I were an NRL superstar.

[Johnny Tobin]

Selfish dickhead.

But that's no news.

[Tommy Smith]

Meanwhile Bennett is set to abandon the Latrine to fullback move.

So his adventures as a fullback lastes for, two weeks!

I'd call that a monumental failure.

So he's taken a pay cut to go play centre at a far shitter club.

Well done, brah! Matt Rose for player manager of the year.

[Chook]

2 days ago - https://wwos.nine.com.au/nrl/souths-...f-0d20a947c256

And we just laugh and laugh and laugh...

Chook.