Keary has a baby due in 3 weeks - will miss finals

[roosterproud]

Book in a date and install a zipper.monday morning would work

[Johnny Tobin]

I wasn't at the birth of either of my kids because I had work commitments. Ridiculous to miss a final to be there.

[ism22]

I wasn't at the birth of either of my kids because I had work commitments. Ridiculous to miss a final to be there.

LOL mate you were in prison, that's different.

I was there when my kids were born and it was extremely important. Supporting my wife was important too as it was a pretty rough time.

[Johnny Tobin]

LOL mate you were in prison, that's different.

I was there when my kids were born and it was extremely important. Supporting my wife was important too as it was a pretty rough time.

My sister cut the cords. She still hasn't recovered.

[Rooster1908]

Very Poor form , probably should have abstained ,

[DP1990]

I'm pretty sure they will induce the labour if bub hasn't arrived a few days before the finals....

I can picture Robbo pulling out the white-board at the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital meeting room and coming up with a game plan.

Robbo: Right O ... Doc, nurse, midwife.. I need you guys to inject and induce the labour at exactly within the first 20mins when Luke's Mrs arrives. Doc, that baby needs to come out STAT. Luke I need you roaming around in the delivery room just like in the grand final last year... left to right, right to left and provide inside support for the Mrs.

Politis: *nods head*
Politis: Reaches into pocket and pulls out cheque book and advances towards Doctor
Robbo: *Intercepts Nick* and whispers in his ear "put that shit away...we got this !"

Luke: As a precaution checks himself with the Doc for an impromptu HIA.
Doc: Yeah nah you're all good
Robbo: *on the walkie-talkie* take the Mrs on...fake to go to the inside support nurse then HIT the decoy nurse !


RESULT: Baby Keary born with Mum and bub healthy at FT

[chopstiks]

if this baby can just keep still until this weekends results please.. and then if all goes our way come on over to the earth side next week baby (as Darius Mrs put it today wtf!) We don't want Luke anywhere near Burgess filth that last game.

[trewhella]

We need him but I respect the club for giving him time off

[Tom Verlaine's Ghost]

I wasn't at the birth of either of my kids because I had work commitments. Ridiculous to miss a final to be there.

I'm with you, JT. Bloody ridiculous.

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I wasn't at the birth of either of my kids because I had work commitments. Ridiculous to miss a final to be there.

I wasn't either.

At the birth for either of your kids.

[The Skeez]

Tobin is a dinosaur. Sends his sister in with his missus. Sicko

Keary should wear a helmet in the theatre in case he faints

[NorthChook]

Speaking of Keary wearing a helmet - did everyone else also shit themselves when Keary hit his head on the ground last week?

[Headless Chook]

Speaking of Keary wearing a helmet - did everyone else also shit themselves when Keary hit his head on the ground last week?

Yep!!!

[mattyh]

Speaking of Keary wearing a helmet - did everyone else also shit themselves when Keary hit his head on the ground last week?

i mentioned maybe giving him this week off

[Bahrain Rooster]

Speaking of Keary wearing a helmet - did everyone else also shit themselves when Keary hit his head on the ground last week?

Yeah. I thought that could be another week or two without him, which would disrupt the team and it would not be good for his health.