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  • Roosters Kids Clinic: Funny!

    My sister has 3 boys aged 9, 7 and 5. Like my brother-in-law they are rabid Roosters fans.

    James, who has just turned 5 and was therefore old enough to join his brothers for the first time at today's clinic near the Sydney Football Stadium was just soooo excited.

    When my sister came to pick them up after the clinic the conversation went like this:

    Sis: Did you have a good time?
    James: Yep.
    Sis: Did you like meeting all the players?
    James: Yeah but there was only five players.
    Sis: Maybe they're busy getting ready for the game this weekend?
    James: Yeah and Todd Carney's in gaol mum.

    Classic!
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    Sorry Loz. I know you hate kids.
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    • #3
      Can any of them play five-eighth?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Johnny Tobin View Post
        Can any of them play five-eighth?
        Yes. The 7 year old can. He currently plays for the Clovelly Crocodiles and is desperate to play for the Roosters some day. He can run, step, pass, kick goals and tackles anything that moves. He brings down those big Islander kids like a dart in a rhino.

        He has his uncle's genes and could easily fill in for Carney.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Johnny Tobin View Post
          Can any of them play five-eighth?
          Gday mate there is a young bloke who plays in the team that i throw a few dollars towards ...Bondi United...local lad (bred not bought lol) anyway under 9's plays 5/8 ....
          Playing the wombats scores are tied after a try on full time ...kick to come

          It's his birthday

          He's lines the kick up

          He looks to the post

          He looks to his mate who's making funny faces at him

          He smiles and looks to the post again

          He slots it over

          The kids go nuts ....icecream for everyone

          One for the future

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The General View Post
            Sorry Loz. I know you hate kids.
            Hate is a strong word. Dislike with a fiery passion is a better description.

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            • #7
              plays in the 7s or the 8s for the Crocs ?
              The Internet is a place for posting silly things
              Try and be serious and you will look stupid
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kingbilly View Post
                plays in the 7s or the 8s for the Crocs ?
                if your asking me Kingbilly ...the youngling plays for Bondi somewhere between u 7 and u 10

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Procarlos View Post
                  Gday mate there is a young bloke who plays in the team that i throw a few dollars towards ...Bondi United...local lad (bred not bought lol) anyway under 9's plays 5/8 ....
                  Playing the wombats scores are tied after a try on full time ...kick to come

                  It's his birthday

                  He's lines the kick up

                  He looks to the post

                  He looks to his mate who's making funny faces at him

                  He smiles and looks to the post again

                  He slots it over

                  The kids go nuts ....icecream for everyone

                  One for the future
                  Ha ha. Awesome.

                  I miss Vaucluse/Rose Bay North and our daily Rooster chats.
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                  • #10
                    I am not talking about the future.

                    I want one of them out there on Monday.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by The General View Post

                      He has his uncle's genes and could easily fill in for Carney.
                      Better he has his uncle's genes, and not his uncle's jeans !

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hawkeye View Post
                        Better he has his uncle's genes, and not his uncle's jeans !
                        And we have all see the size of the arse that goes into those !!!

                        Delecto Oriens est odio Meridianus
                        To love Easts is to hate Souffs

                        Originally posted by Bill Shankley, Liverpool FC
                        At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques.
                        Originally posted by Andy Raymond Commentating Souffs V Manly 18/04/09
                        The fireworks at the Easter show are making more noise than the crowd tonight

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The General View Post
                          Ha ha. Awesome.

                          I miss Vaucluse/Rose Bay North and our daily Rooster chats.
                          me too

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