2013 Chookpen Awards

[Jacks Fur Coat]

I agree that The Rooster Oracle is the worst poster on here.

As for funniest I like Braith Anastas Wallets style of humour.

I enjoy reading my own posts and seeing what I have to say.

[Salvatori Grubber]

Tee hee. I like your style, JFC - you, Rooster 6, Stsae, Kingbilly and of course, Yak are my faves.

[Salvatori Grubber]

Oh yeah. Teriyaki and Kegs are good on here as well. As are many others I can't be arsed mentioning.

[Guest]

I suppose the results can be tallied for an end result. (Note: These are the questions from the Lemon Goat's thread from last year, who apparently 'digged up' a past thread. Anyway...


My answers:

1. Best poster: Yak - the most insightful, intelligent person on this forum, need more from him.

2. Funniest poster: STSAE - always comedic, always relevant.

3. Best moderator- supermario - gets amongst it like a normal fan and not like a moderator.

4. Most annoying poster- The Rooster Oracle

5.Best opposition poster- As of now, Wiganer!

6. Funniest thread- Everything started by Turk.

7. Best thread- Aside from my match day threads, it would have to be my 'I HAD A DREAM' thread, where I foresaw our premiership win - in February.

8. Dumbest thread- Anything started by Rooster Oracle.

9. Favourite Chookpener- kurtsherlock6. we go way back.

10. Chookpener you'd like to meet- Mickey Lane

11. Best reply- 'What are you still doing here DC Kegs...'

12. Best avatar- Lemon Goat

13. Most deserving promotion to Gold Members- Do they still happen anymore? Me.

14. Chookpen moment of the year- so many to choose from. would have to be the celebration post GF.

15. Best rookie- kegs2


ENJOY!!

I don't believe I'm worthy of such an honour..

[Guest]

I don't believe I'm worthy of such an honour..

You sure did. (referring to your deleted post )

[The Rooster Oracle]

I agree that The Rooster Oracle is the worst poster on here.

As for funniest I like Braith Anastas Wallets style of humour.

I enjoy reading my own posts and seeing what I have to say.

ROFLMFAO if it isn't my old punching bag jackie's fur scrotum. It's fantastic to see you holding a grudge against me from all the way back in 2012 when I led the campaign alongside Fred to give your great old mate Smiffy and Son the ar$e!! Which I have to say, who was proved right there jackie?? I must have got right under your wrinkly skin as that is quite some time to hold a grudge, beautiful stuff absolutely loving it!!

You lost your raisin sized nuts 40 or 50 years ago, but still manage to swing your handbag around like you still have them!

Also trust you to gravitate towards DCkegs, as like attracts like!! Two dumb ar$ed peas in a pod!! Farkin hilarious stuff, always bound to happen!!

A few posters on here have mentioned how boring you are with your 1950's anecdotes which I can't argue against, so the award that you win jackie is the chookpen's most boring as bat $hit award!! By the way the medical industry send their regards for your achievement of curing insomnia!!

[The Rooster Oracle]

Irony - The use of words to convey a meaning contradicting its literal meaning. eg. Rooster Oracle believes he is getting under my skin, whilst writing an essay in response to my post.

And for your benefit...

Contradictory - Asserting the contrary or opposite. eg. Rooster Oracle claims I have too much time on his hands whilst he makes the effort to write essays for me.

As I have said before DCkegs, I always enjoy mind f**king with DC's like you!! What I type on here takes me no time at all. I don't have much time to spend on here, I have no doubt that you spend all day everyday on here like jackie's fur scrotum.

By the way which I must not forget, why are you still on here DCkegs?? You said that you were going to fark off straight after the GF. Are you not a man (using the term man very loosely in your case!!) of your word?? Therefore anything you have to say after the GF is meaningless as you are not a man of your word!

[Guest]

Oh yeah. Teriyaki and Kegs are good on here as well. As are many others I can't be arsed mentioning.

19. LYLT award?

[Guest]

You sure did. (referring to your deleted post )

Which one?

[Guest]

i love these "whos the best poster threads". causes the funniest meltdowns. by the way i vote dolphin as best poster and if u dont agree you can get farked

[The Rooster Oracle]

The Aussies win the ashes 5 - 0, how good is that!?! You little bloody beauty!! aussie aussie aussie oie oie oie!!! Mitch needs to keep the moe!

[roosterproud]

isn't the aussie team rooster supporters

[Guest]

Which one?

The one about Oracle picking up the soap and what not.

[Guest]

isn't the aussie team rooster supporters

David Warner is.

[Guest]

The one about Oracle picking up the soap and what not.

Mate, that wasn't my doing..