2013 Chookpen Awards

[Guest]

I suppose the results can be tallied for an end result. (Note: These are the questions from the Lemon Goat's thread from last year, who apparently 'digged up' a past thread. Anyway...


My answers:

1. Best poster: Yak - the most insightful, intelligent person on this forum, need more from him.

2. Funniest poster: STSAE - always comedic, always relevant.

3. Best moderator- supermario - gets amongst it like a normal fan and not like a moderator.

4. Most annoying poster- The Rooster Oracle

5.Best opposition poster- As of now, Wiganer!

6. Funniest thread- Everything started by Turk.

7. Best thread- Aside from my match day threads, it would have to be my 'I HAD A DREAM' thread, where I foresaw our premiership win - in February.

8. Dumbest thread- Anything started by Rooster Oracle.

9. Favourite Chookpener- kurtsherlock6. we go way back.

10. Chookpener you'd like to meet- Mickey Lane

11. Best reply- 'What are you still doing here DC Kegs...'

12. Best avatar- Lemon Goat

13. Most deserving promotion to Gold Members- Do they still happen anymore? Me.

14. Chookpen moment of the year- so many to choose from. would have to be the celebration post GF.

15. Best rookie- kegs2


ENJOY!!

[SConcierge]

best thread - top feeds in Mt Druit pfffffffffffffffft bloody turkey

Bring back Ralph oi oi oi

[Guest]

8 - This thread

[roosterproud]

I suppose the results can be tallied for an end result. (Note: These are the questions from the Lemon Goat's thread from last year, who apparently 'digged up' a past thread. Anyway...


My answers:

1. Best poster: Yak - the most insightful, intelligent person on this forum, need more from him.

2. Funniest poster: STSAE - always comedic, always relevant.

3. Best moderator- supermario - gets amongst it like a normal fan and not like a moderator.

4. Most annoying poster- The Rooster Oracle

5.Best opposition poster- As of now, Wiganer!

6. Funniest thread- Everything started by Turk.

7. Best thread- Aside from my match day threads, it would have to be my 'I HAD A DREAM' thread, where I foresaw our premiership win - in February.

8. Dumbest thread- Anything started by Rooster Oracle.

9. Favourite Chookpener- kurtsherlock6. we go way back.

10. Chookpener you'd like to meet- Mickey Lane

11. Best reply- 'What are you still doing here DC Kegs...'

12. Best avatar- Lemon Goat

13. Most deserving promotion to Gold Members- Do they still happen anymore? Me.

14. Chookpen moment of the year- so many to choose from. would have to be the celebration post GF.

15. Best rookie- kegs2


ENJOY!!

16. most threads per day......turkey slapper

[Guest]

11. Roostersrule2 - "The SMH can SMD"

Awesome stuff

[IRoosterManI]

17: Roosters Video Of The Year - Anything about us winning the GF haha

[Guest]

I dunno about that Roosterman. lol@souffs was quality stuff

[Ray Stehr]

Melon and Cogburn have fallen away.

[Guest]

Melon and Cogburn have fallen away.

John Johnny pim duke has also gone soft

[sydroosters]

I suppose the results can be tallied for an end result. (Note: These are the questions from the Lemon Goat's thread from last year, who apparently 'digged up' a past thread. Anyway...


My answers:

1. Best poster: Yak - the most insightful, intelligent person on this forum, need more from him.

2. Funniest poster: STSAE - always comedic, always relevant.

3. Best moderator- supermario - gets amongst it like a normal fan and not like a moderator.

4. Most annoying poster- The Rooster Oracle

5.Best opposition poster- As of now, Wiganer!

6. Funniest thread- Everything started by Turk.

7. Best thread- Aside from my match day threads, it would have to be my 'I HAD A DREAM' thread, where I foresaw our premiership win - in February.

8. Dumbest thread- Anything started by Rooster Oracle.

9. Favourite Chookpener- kurtsherlock6. we go way back.

10. Chookpener you'd like to meet- Mickey Lane

11. Best reply- 'What are you still doing here DC Kegs...'

12. Best avatar- Lemon Goat

13. Most deserving promotion to Gold Members- Do they still happen anymore? Me.

14. Chookpen moment of the year- so many to choose from. would have to be the celebration post GF.

15. Best rookie- kegs2


ENJOY!!

16. most arrogant- we all know who that is haha

[Guest]

Melon and Cogburn have fallen away.

18. Has bins..

[The Rooster Oracle]

8 - This thread

Lol your spot on the money Comrade, DCkegs has come up with this worthless thread just to have a go at me, which is great!! I love it because it shows that I am getting under the DC's skin!!

Ooooooh I annoy you do I DCkegs, that is excellent to know!! You can be assured that I will keep it up to you to!!

To feel a need to worry about such trivial crap with this yet another useless thread by DCkegs, lets everyone see that the DC has far too much time on his hands and must be around 12 years old!! The next thing you know he will be asking people for their favorite color and favorite one direction member.

Here is an award for you DCkegs that you win hands down, the award for the biggest DC on here!! Congratulations champ, it is well deserved!!

By the way which I must not forget, why are you still on here DCkegs?? You said that you were going to fark off straight after the GF. Are you not a man (using the term man very loosely in your case!!) of your word?? Therefore anything you have to say after the GF is meaningless as you are not a man of your word!

[Guest]

Lol your spot on the money Comrade, DCkegs has come up with this worthless thread just to have a go at me, which is great!! I love it because it shows that I am getting under the DC's skin!!

Ooooooh I annoy you do I DCkegs, that is excellent to know!! You can be assured that I will keep it up to you to!!

To feel a need to worry about such trivial crap with this yet another useless thread by DCkegs, lets everyone see that the DC has far too much time on his hands and must be around 12 years old!! The next thing you know he will be asking people for their favorite color and favorite one direction member.

Here is an award for you DCkegs that you win hands down, the award for the biggest DC on here!! Congratulations champ, it is well deserved!!

By the way which I must not forget, why are you still on here DCkegs?? You said that you were going to fark off straight after the GF. Are you not a man (using the term man very loosely in your case!!) of your word?? Therefore anything you have to say after the GF is meaningless as you are not a man of your word!

There is so much irony in this post I nearly drowned in it.

[The Rooster Oracle]

There is so much irony in this post I nearly drowned in it.

bwahahahah a DC like you wouldn't even know the meaning of the word!!

That would be such a shame if you did drown DCkegs, the world would be lost without you!! How would the chookpen ever get by??

[Guest]

bwahahahah a DC like you wouldn't even know the meaning of the word!!

That would be such a shame if you did drown DCkegs, the world would be lost without you!! How would the chookpen ever get by??

Irony - The use of words to convey a meaning contradicting its literal meaning. eg. Rooster Oracle believes he is getting under my skin, whilst writing an essay in response to my post.

And for your benefit...

Contradictory - Asserting the contrary or opposite. eg. Rooster Oracle claims I have too much time on his hands whilst he makes the effort to write essays for me.