What playing Souffs means....

[Guest]

souffs by 50.

You farrken shit Stehrer....

[Ray Stehr]

You farrken shit Stehrer....

Who's stirring? We aren't good enough, those Churchillian speeches from Melon looked good when Fittler was playing but now? The team is an embarrasment and as I said no amount of chest beating is going to change anything.

[chook 56]

Who's stirring? We aren't good enough, those Churchillian speeches from Melon looked good when Fittler was playing but now? The team is an embarrasment and as I said no amount of chest beating is going to change anything.

But we have our captain.
You Gotta Have Braith!









Hopefully he is out.

[Guest]

Was that the thread where I started tearing shreds off Politis? And the order cam down to Nerd Roosterman to ban me from the Wall??? He also needed to harden the **** up.

I got shipped off in that boat as well Melsey. Banned me last year for asking supporters to 'Make a Statement!'

[Guest]

Oh yeah... And FARK Souffs!

[Ray Stehr]

Look I'd love us to win but this shithouse team will phuk and fumble it's way through 80 minutes and you can be guaranteed that no matter how useless we are Smith will find a positive. It's like picking hundred's and thousands out of dog sh1t.

[chook 56]

Look I'd love us to win but this shithouse team will phuk and fumble it's way through 80 minutes and you can be guaranteed that no matter how useless we are Smith will find a positive. It's like picking hundred's and thousands out of dog sh1t.

This made me laugh!

Onya.

[Guest]

This made me laugh!

Onya.

Me too.

I might have wee'd a little...

[chook 56]

Oh yeah... And FARK Souffs!

Heya ralph.
You forgot BIG NO TO SBWalkout!!!

[Guest]

Heya ralph.
You forgot BIG NO TO SBWalkout!!!

No I didnt... its in the other thread!

[stephenj]

i hear you melon, i feel your passion, ILL BE OUT THERE SCREAMING FOUR MY TEAM IN THE RWB ON MONDAY NIGHT! ILL GUARANTEE ILL Have no voice driving home, can our players guarantee they'll have nothing left in their tank at games end? on Sunday i play golden oldies at tg milner , ill be pretending the opposition is wearing red and green, ill be giving it my very best my very hardest! thats all i ask of our players!

[chook 56]

No I didnt... its in the other thread!

We gotta get the message out there bro.

[Salvatori Grubber]

Melon's rant has prompted me to post an email I wrote that was distributed at my brothers work in response to an outrageous Souths fan's effort that went out first. Enjoy:

Hi all.

You may or may not be aware of an impending rugby league clash set to take place next Monday night at Alliance Stadium, Moore Park.

Eastern Suburbs District Rugby League Football Club (Easts) will be participating in what will be the second (and final) game of the annual 2-match destruction of their plucky little brothers from the Zetland/Mascot area of Sydney, Souths.


For those uninitiated, Easts are a famous Australian sporting club renowned for being instrumental in the creation and ongoing success of the world's greatest game, Rugby League. The only football club to have played in every competition since the game's inception back in 1908, the mighty Roosters have been actively leading the charge when it comes to innovation and skill in our great game.


I urge you all to come out and support the virtuous Roosters against the shadowy cabal known simply as the Bunnies.


In 1999, Souths' financial irregularities resulted in the clubs' expulsion from the competition. Waves of enraptured 'league fans across Australia rejoiced, including Prime Minister at the time - Bob Hawke - who famously quipped "ding dong, the witch is dead" (Hawke was notoriously anti-Souths due to the club's role in the routine destruction of his childhood side, The Newtown Jets)**.

Souths' last Premiership was in 1972.

Since that time, Easts have:
Been in 9 grand finals
Won 3 Premierships
Won 6 minor Premierships (most wins in a season)
Won 2 World Club Championships
Won the well-regarded World Sevens Tournament
Won the AMCO pre-season cup
Set a crowd record for a grand final
Supplied 2 Australian captains to the national team
Changed the face of coaching
Single-handedly defeated Rupert Murdoch and his plan to buy the entire game for financial gain


Compare with Souths, who over that period:
Made 0 grand finals
Came last 5 times (more than any team for the period)
Got kicked out of the comp
Made Russel Crowe their defence coach.

There is no greater sight in world sport than seeing 5,000 Souths fans pack their false teeth into their thermos' 10 minutes out from full time before jumping into their hotwired Cortinas on their way back to Matraville due to another annual thumping at the hands of their more illustrious mentors.

Regards, etc.

** No evidence of this exists

[Guest]

Wasn't lol@souffs' last premiership 71?

Not bad though.

[Guest]

Filthy, cheap hotdog smugglers.