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    The Heritage round. It means soooo much to the purists and the traditionalists. A game of rugby league against two old clubs. One of them has been there since day 1, the other is trying to win a premiership from what seems to be since day 1.

    It means fanfare, a big crowd in hopefully a local arena near each team's base.

    It means mutual respect and adulation, absolutely through clenched teeth.

    It means clever puns and egging from the stakeholders like Crowe. Seemingly wise cracks. Talk of feuds and chequebook rugby league.

    You know the usual comradre. We love this stuff....Dont we?

    The players cherish these battles because theres a huge media presence and exposure. A special build up almost like a mini GF between these two. How fitting....one team has lost its last 5 GFs whilst the other hasnt appeared in one for over 40 years. How very proud they must be to be trning out like this.

    Two unlikely candidates, proudly paraded in front of families of Greens voting citizens. With their little kids in their cute red and green mini jerseys or tricoloured $25 Target immitation Roosters Jerseys. Everyone drinking lattes, including the players. Everyone basking in the glorious duality of players like Coote.

    Sharing a Garlos pie.

    Singing Kumbuyah.

    The statue of Clover Moore proudly straddling A Malvern Star right next to one of Artie outside the SFS.

    This is what Heritage round means to people. This is what it is to the new commission...the new NRL.

    A promoters dream.
    This is what Heritage week is about and what it is headed towards in the future.


    And this is what it means to me....



    No respect for the filthy red and Green rag.

    Complete contempt for the idiot owner with his bullshit stories and one eyed interpretation of the truth, truly departed from the actual reality. Void from the real world.

    If I could adress each and every Rooster that is honoured to be in a position to give up their lives to just have a crack of collecting a vermin head, I would slap them 3 times.

    Once for the disgraceful position we are in.

    Twice for the disgraceful behaviour all in the name of getting yet another coach sacked becuase their precious little GenY carcases cant put up with a bit of ****ing starch.

    And a third time to wake them the **** up and realise real life is not about earning more money than your pathetic soul deserves, banging playboy bunnies, pubs, lifestyle programs, glamour wags, reality shows, the footy show, nrl on fox or thinking your shit dont smell and you can do no wrong because you are a first grade footballer.

    Real life is about every moment you breath, every moment youre eyes are open, wanting and desperately needing, to crush every bone in a Red and Green Jersey.

    Real pride is about standing on top of their dead carcass, addressing their idiot owner and pointing out the scoreboard as the Roosters continue to not be a thorn in the side of Souffs, but a nine inch nail through their hollow deformed skulls.

    Real Heart is knowing no matter how much the referees are going to cane you, no matter how much spit and infectious bile riddled with ungodly viruses from another world that the vermin supporters are going to hurl at you, and no mater how many illegal high shots Burgess and Co will be allowed to unleash on you, you keep getting up and you drive the stake even harder into their rotting zombie flesh.

    Souffs are ****ed. Their club is ****ed. Their owner is ****ed, their history is ****ed, their salary cap is ****ed, their inetentions are ****ed, their existence is ****ed, their sponsors are ****ed,and Ingliss, Burgess, Taylor, Merritt, Reynolds, all of them, .....cant stop them from being.................****ED!!!

    What this round means to each and every Rooster to the Core, is ensure, prevail, insist, deliver the blow that continues to label the entire myth that is South Sydney..........the lie........the cheats.......continue to render them all.......****ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    They are our severly handicapped little step brother.

    This round is not a game. Its an execution. An erradication of a filthy lice ridden vermin pile of introduced disease.

    This round is an opportunity, for the disappointing waste of sperm that wear our proud Coq bearing Jersey, to swiftly gain some self respect, the respect of a fan base prouder than these so called first graders, can ever be. Its an opportunity to kick start the final run to finish in a position that is much higher than the 12th they currently stand at, to make some ammends of a season wasted with juvenile and purile selfishness and unadulterated laziness.

    And I gleeful cherish every open backhanded slap against the moronic heads of the following:
    Pearce, Minichiello, BJ, Kennedy, Aubussen, Hargreaves, The young Moga, yes **** you too superstar, and even the guy thats just returned from injury, SKD. Wake up you dumbarse kiwi dropkick.

    This game means the ****ing world to me.

    And if you are worth a quarter of the dog turd I almost stepped on this morning on my way to a job that doesnt always guarantee me happiness, but it sure as hell doesnt make me a loser whore who drops his bundle because the boss wont let me play playstation, it will mean the world to you too.

    I dont care what the media or the experts say about the Vermin form and roster. To me they are dead.

    And after Monday, you will ensure this cliche becomes a reality.

    Because no matter how ****ed your young half baked heads are, the truth remains you are Rooster mother****ers.

    On game day, you will put in.
    On game day, you will smash vermin heads like ripe rockmelons
    On game day, you will gang up, stand as one and be inpenetrable
    on game day, you will take a giant step in restoring some much needed pride and respect.
    You ****ing pussies.

    Go Easts.
    Last edited by melon....; 07-12-2012, 05:33 PM.
    Alcohol never solved any life problems.....then again neither did milk.

  • #2
    All hail melon




    LOL, some of your best work.

    GO CHOOKS!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by melon.... View Post

      Souffs are ****ed. Their club is ****ed. Their owner is ****ed, their history is ****ed, their salary cap is ****ed, their inetentions are ****ed, their existence is ****ed, their sponsors are ****ed,and Ingliss, Burgess, Taylor, Merritt, Reynolds, all of them, .....cant stop them from being.................****ED!!!
      Why don't you tell us how you really feel?
      "Do you expect me to talk"? "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die".

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      • #4
        I am that hard a cat couldn't scratch it. Like a ****ing diamond!!!!!

        Go Easts.
        Loved by few, hated by many, respected by all.

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        • #5
          It's all well and good to have passion for our club.

          Respect also goes a long way. Respect for ourselves and respect for our opposition. Souths have been playing well this season. And at the very least they deserve some respect.

          If we go out there on Monday night and show no respect, much like your above post, I'm afraid we may get beaten. And beaten ugly.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rooster11 View Post
            It's all well and good to have passion for our club.

            Respect also goes a long way. Respect for ourselves and respect for our opposition. Souths have been playing well this season. And at the very least they deserve some respect.

            If we go out there on Monday night and show no respect, much like your above post, I'm afraid we may get beaten. And beaten ugly.
            And here's one of Clover's fans now. The new breed of supporter. The fabricated cutout from the back of a corn flakes pack.

            You my friend, like our team, need to grow some balls full of venom. This is no game. This is outright war. The fight of the century. No time for learning Kumbayah. harden up.

            **** them!!
            Alcohol never solved any life problems.....then again neither did milk.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by melon.... View Post
              And here's one of Clover's fans now. The new breed of supporter. The fabricated cutout from the back of a corn flakes pack.

              You my friend, like our team, need to grow some balls full of venom. This is no game. This is outright war. The fight of the century. No time for learning Kumbayah. harden up.

              **** them!!
              Isn't that sweet Friar. All you needed was a good read from the pommy bloke and his soccer team to fire you up for the big game. I will agree with you on this one. Fark Souths, and Fark Crowe.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by rooster11 View Post
                It's all well and good to have passion for our club.

                Respect also goes a long way. Respect for ourselves and respect for our opposition. Souths have been playing well this season. And at the very least they deserve some respect.

                If we go out there on Monday night and show no respect, much like your above post, I'm afraid we may get beaten. And beaten ugly.
                The bolded bit is the most important. Hate them but love all things us.

                Good read though Melon...havent seen one of your specials for a loooonnng time.

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                • #9
                  11 out of 10 Melon. My 3 year old Daughter has just asked me 3 times in the last 2 minutes Daddy what are you laughing at

                  Mkae that 4 times now

                  I think this beats the 2007 final pre game post and I held that in very high esteem as one of the funniest and sentimental threads I had ever read

                  PS Can a moderator makes this a sticky till game day at least
                  I respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.

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                  • #10
                    $ouFF$ can go and get farked..

                    The Z grade actor who owns the joint can go and get farked..

                    The silver spoon up his date clown who is the other owner can go & get farked..

                    The toothless,dole bludging,inbred rabble they call fans can go and get farked..

                    The epicentre of $ouFF$ Sydney,Homebush can go and get farked..

                    Lol@50uFF$..Our retarded little brothers..

                    FOREVER IN OUR SHADOW..

                    Go Easts..

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by adzta View Post
                      Isn't that sweet Friar. All you needed was a good read from the pommy bloke and his soccer team to fire you up for the big game. I will agree with you on this one. Fark Souths, and Fark Crowe.
                      That pommie cry baby's email has been doing the rounds for years. He also needs to harden the **** up.
                      Alcohol never solved any life problems.....then again neither did milk.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Andrew Walker View Post
                        11 out of 10 Melon. My 3 year old Daughter has just asked me 3 times in the last 2 minutes Daddy what are you laughing at

                        Mkae that 4 times now

                        I think this beats the 2007 final pre game post and I held that in very high esteem as one of the funniest and sentimental threads I had ever read

                        PS Can a moderator makes this a sticky till game day at least
                        Was that the thread where I started tearing shreds off Politis? And the order cam down to Nerd Roosterman to ban me from the Wall??? He also needed to harden the **** up.
                        Alcohol never solved any life problems.....then again neither did milk.

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                        • #13
                          Love your work Melon - the original and the best!!

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                          • #14
                            I would like to see Melon reading this out to the players 10 minutes before kick off

                            Or at least this plastered over our players dressing room walls From now till game day So each and every one of them can read this
                            I respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.

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                            • #15
                              souffs are vermin. they are the scum we step on in the street. they are the lice in your kid's hair. they are the mosquitos spreading malaria in Africa.

                              Their fans are scum. Every year they strut around, proclaiming that this year it will be different. They think that because their team won a few premierships back when men still lived in caves that they are the best. they believe that because they are the self proclaimed 'people's club' that they are likable. In truth, they are feeble excuses pretending to be humans. Their lack of teeth reflects their lack of brain and they spend their days at centrelink, soup-kitchens and park benches where they drink meths and yell obsenities at passers-by.

                              Nothing is finer than seeing these turds being beaten

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