Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

[Johnny Tobin]

Boo Hoo Boo Hoo Hoo
The pasty faced pommy sook cried

Rusty as just given to me
A membership for my dad that died

Souffs are on about their member numbers
And to everyone they have lied

Souffs are not at all that good

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

They have signed up half of Rookwood

[Johnny Tobin]

The life expectancy in Redfern
Is a shade over thirty-six

But to get past twelve
You have to know a lot of tricks

You have to avoid the booze
And say no to that hammer fix

Souffs signing members at Rookwood is despair

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Anyone who saw them win a comp lives there

[Johnny Tobin]

A player came up missing
At Souffs training the other day

Lang was shaking his head
Rusty said that he would pay

When they finally found Luke
There was nothing left to say

They saw him doing something they hoped he would never do

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Copping a toothless headie from a fan - under an overturned canoe

[Johnny Tobin]

A Redfern drug dealer going to jail
Came up with a novel idea

He decided to hide all his hammer
In a place everyone only looks with fear

And there it sat safely for years
His whole stash of white gear

He found the most isolated and horrible space

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

He hid it in Dave Taylor's inbred face

[Johnny Tobin]

Seeing a Charlie Frith avatar
Tobin thought it was a Rooster taking piss

But it turned out to be Hugh Jorgan
A Souffs fan with little hit and lots of miss

Coming onto this Roosters site
And doing his best to diss

He is a dumb, pathetic, inbred, stupid, brainless, moronic little man

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

But that still puts him a mile ahead of the average Souffs fan

[Kingbilly]

they say league is doing well
when souths are doing good

But they are drinking meths
like all good souths fans should

passing out and dribbling
on a park bench of wood

All Halfwits jumping on the band wagon

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

all sharing the same two dollar flagon

[Johnny Tobin]

Tobin is stuck in a motel room
In the isolated town of Moree

Tobin is bored shitless
It is there for all to see

Tobin was only going to do one posting
Now there is more than three

Tobin has nothing to do in this shithouse place

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Only pissing on Souffs can bring a smile to Tobin's face

[Johnny Tobin]

Night visitors over at Rookwood
Often see a most horrible site

It sends shivers down their spines
On almost every winter night

Those poor people are left shaking
In terror from the terrible fright

It makes them wish instead they went to hell

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

The naked ghost of Albert Clift - ringing his ****ing bell

[Kingbilly]

just to change the tune, if that isn't against the rules


Down at homebush stadium one evening I was there
When I heard a nutcase shouting underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, all with an empty head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the nutcase said
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every phonel you throw will make me twitch
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
toothless, fat and a screeching witch

[melon....]

Night visitors over at Rookwood
Often see a most horrible site

It sends shivers down their spines
On almost every winter night

Those poor people are left shaking
In terror from the horrible fright

It makes them wish instead they went to hell

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

The naked ghost of Albert Clift - ringing his ****ing bell

GOLD! GOLD! GOLD Norman May!

[Kingbilly]

Thats my fav too

[Johnny Tobin]

They were league's glamour couple
Daddy's Boy and Rusty Crowe

More than Grant and Lisa Kenny
We saw them on every show

But now they have broken up
They almost came to blows

Rusty smashed Peter's jaw of glass

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

He gave it to Daddy's Boy up the ar$e.

[Johnny Tobin]

It is all about Souffs
Is all that they were saying

But for the real takeover
Rusty and Daddy's Boy were praying

They want to make Souffs successful again
Was the line they were constantly spraying

Tobin knows the real reason they were so hot

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

They made millions from the Redfern property they got

[Johnny Tobin]

So the gullible members of Souffs
Swallowed it hook, line and sinker

It would not have possibly happened
Had any one of them been a thinker

But bowled by Hollywood glamour
What they did was a stinker

Rusty and his mate were standing tall

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

And suddenly these idiots had no club at all

[Johnny Tobin]

Say what you like about Pighead
At least he cared about his team

He may be an ugly neanderthal
In dark alleys he makes people scream

He is a redneck of the deep south variety
His comments usually off beam

We all got to see the fall of the Souffs King

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

And Daddy's Boy ended up with a shiny new plaything