Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

[Johnny Tobin]

Souffs trying to return to Redfern
Is a cruel practical joke

Whenever Tobin had to go there
He used to gag and choke

Unless they managed to beg some cash
Their fans are angry and broke

The real reason they left will make you cringe

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Every ball that went over the fence popped on a syringe

[Johnny Tobin]

Poor old Georgie Pighead
Went sailing out the door

When Joe Hollywood and Daddy's Boy
Promised so much more

He got his arse kicked so hard
It probably still is raw

One regret must make him feel sick

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

He should have accepted the takeover from Uncle Nick

[Big Poppa Pump]

We laughed & laughed when Riley
Smashed Wingy in the ribs.

Souffs fans whinged & moaned & dribbled,
The ****wits should wear bibs.

Wingy wanted to go home - he said that was the reason.

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

We made sure he only played half a season!

[melon....]

Its the same old story year after year
They unearth some ghetto kid and pump him up with gear
Then put him behind a wall of Poms and tell us all to fear

Sandow looks like Tatu

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney



Hey Boss!! The Canoe!! The Canooooee!!!

[Johnny Tobin]

Well now first they take a big old tree
And cut that bastard down

And when they start to hollow it out
They really go to town

If they try to cross the ocean
It saves them from having to drown

You know what Tobin is talking about, don't you?

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

That goddamed, cocksucking, muther****ing, bloody CANOE!

[Andrew Walker]

Souffs trying to return to Redfern
Is a cruel practical joke

When ever I had to go there
I used to gag and choke

Unless they managed to beg some cash
Their fans are angry and broke

The real reason they left will make you cringe

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

Every ball that went over the fence popped on a syringe

**** that made me laugh

[The Brain]

The Captain of Souffs ship
is a dirty farker

isnt fit to shovel shit
from one place to another

The Gladiator goose likes a drink
he fell on a broken glass and circumsized his stiffer

Jason Taylor knows what Im on about

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

The last time Cliffy rang the bell
Souffs won their 20th spoon

[stephenj]

i could hardly read these posts through the tears , i was laughing so hard! thanks guys made my day!

[Guest]

and is that Sandow standing in front of him ?

Sandow and sutton would have been 2 of the crims they caught

[Johnny Tobin]

When Tobin was sitting in Court today
Something happened that was funny as shit

Some Souffs fiend on his feet
Was arguing his case bit by bit

He was charged with stealing candy from a Redfern baby
And then giving the same baby a hit


He said there's nothing wrong with slapping the baby's face

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

When the baby stole the candy in the first place

[Guest]

****en funny ****s...keep it up...

[trewhella]

I was forced to go to redfern when i was just a kid
Those inbred toothless morons kept all their dole checks hid
They would climb up on the fences to watch all the bruddas play
to support their own team they just refused to pay
Now they think their winners but there in for lots more pain

glory glory to souff sydney
glory glory to souff sydney
glory glory to souff sydney

They will not win a comp unless they resurrect Don Lane

[Guest]

My favourite.

[melon....]

Why do tradies bother to put bunny stickers on their ute?
Isnt it ridiculous, that they think its beaute
But in the end the point they make is really rather moot

Souffs fans dont drive at all

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

The real ones live in a toilet bowl.

[melon....]

You see the ferals at the game really going off
They cant handle anything when the going gets tough
When they are behind on the scoreboard they start getting rough

The cops have to stop the fuss

Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney
Glory Glory to Souff Sydney

And load them back on the special bus.