It's all fake, none of them are gangsters and the 'music' (aka various remixes of 'uh huh... oh yeah... uh huh... slap that bizch... money in my mind...etc') sounds like shyte.
Here's some factually correct rapper profiles:
Snoop Dogg – The High Priest of Pretend Thuggery
Here's some factually correct rapper profiles:
Snoop Dogg – The High Priest of Pretend Thuggery
- Real origin: Middle-class Long Beach kid, played piano at church, got into music via high school talent shows.
- Persona: Twisted hair, lit up some oregano, and suddenly became the weed-smoking prophet of the West.
- Reality: Spent more time with Martha Stewart than in court.
- Gangster rating: About as gangster as Bob Ross with a blunt.
- Real origin: Interned at Uptown Records, wore shiny suits, and danced next to better rappers.
- Career strategy: Rename self like a discount energy drink every time the market got bored.
- Highlight: Releasing an emotional Godzilla theme that sounds like your uncle got a Casio keyboard for Christmas.
- Gangster rating: Mr. Rogers in a leather jacket.
- Real origin: Baltimore arts school kid, studied Shakespeare and ballet.
- First gig: Digital Underground backup dancer (“Humpty Hump”, anyone?).
- Gangster turn: Hit the gas on “Thug Life” after signing a record deal.
- Endgame: Got capped after getting tangled in a beef with people who actually did gang things.
- Gangster rating: Hamlet with a bandana.
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