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Found this old joke from 2009. Gotta 
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Freddy Fittler, after round 10 and with the Roosters struggling, finally decided he needed a bit of help with his coaching... so he wandered down to have a chat with Wayne Bennett at training...
He said "Wayne... I need help, tell me what I can do to turn this poor form around!!!"
Wayne said "Look, Freddy, you’ve been around a long time...but I’ll give you a tip. You have to make your players intelligent... Wait, I’ll explain."
Bennett says "Wendell, come over here big fella! Who is your mother and father's child, but it’s not your brother or sister?"
The Big Dell has a little chuckle and says "That’s easy...its ME!", and he jogged back off to the boys.
Fittler is amazed...so he takes his new advice back to training.
"Braith" he says..."Come over here, mate?! Got a question for ya! Who is your mother and father's child, but it’s not your brother or sister...?"
Braith looks really puzzled...concedes and says "Freddy, give me some time to think about it and I’ll get back to ya!"
Freddy says "Alright. I’ll ask you again tomorrow."
Braith is really confused that night and decides to ask Gus Gould...he's a smart fella. So he calls him up...
"Gus, it’s Braith, I got a question mate... Who is your mother and father’s child, but it’s not your brother or sister...?! It’s really got me puzzled."
Gus says... "That’s easy mate, it’s ME!" Braith is a happy boy, so he goes back to training the next day ready to deliver the goods.
Braith goes up to Freddy and Freddy asks the question again...
"Alright Braith, who's your mother and father’s child but it’s not your brother or sister!!!"
Braith lets out a grin and says "That’s too easy; I should have got it straight away!!! It’s Gus Gould!!!!"
Fittler snaps back knowing his team now has no hope at all for 2009...
"No, you idiot!!! It’s Wendell Sailor!!!"
GO THE ROOSTERS.
.Freddy Fittler, after round 10 and with the Roosters struggling, finally decided he needed a bit of help with his coaching... so he wandered down to have a chat with Wayne Bennett at training...
He said "Wayne... I need help, tell me what I can do to turn this poor form around!!!"
Wayne said "Look, Freddy, you’ve been around a long time...but I’ll give you a tip. You have to make your players intelligent... Wait, I’ll explain."
Bennett says "Wendell, come over here big fella! Who is your mother and father's child, but it’s not your brother or sister?"
The Big Dell has a little chuckle and says "That’s easy...its ME!", and he jogged back off to the boys.
Fittler is amazed...so he takes his new advice back to training.
"Braith" he says..."Come over here, mate?! Got a question for ya! Who is your mother and father's child, but it’s not your brother or sister...?"
Braith looks really puzzled...concedes and says "Freddy, give me some time to think about it and I’ll get back to ya!"
Freddy says "Alright. I’ll ask you again tomorrow."
Braith is really confused that night and decides to ask Gus Gould...he's a smart fella. So he calls him up...
"Gus, it’s Braith, I got a question mate... Who is your mother and father’s child, but it’s not your brother or sister...?! It’s really got me puzzled."
Gus says... "That’s easy mate, it’s ME!" Braith is a happy boy, so he goes back to training the next day ready to deliver the goods.
Braith goes up to Freddy and Freddy asks the question again...
"Alright Braith, who's your mother and father’s child but it’s not your brother or sister!!!"
Braith lets out a grin and says "That’s too easy; I should have got it straight away!!! It’s Gus Gould!!!!"
Fittler snaps back knowing his team now has no hope at all for 2009...
"No, you idiot!!! It’s Wendell Sailor!!!"
GO THE ROOSTERS.
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