The Shit List...

[Guest]

A list of people now on Greedy's shit list...

Mini: You could drop a ball from space and the prick would swallow it, but put an inside ball on his chest and he'll spill it every time. Also, slower than a day out at Mudgee with the guurken.

Maubs: WTF is going on with this bloke? Dropping ball, missing tackles and just plain not giving a shite looking at his body language lately. A few weeks in Newtown for you Mitchell.

Mose: What a fair dinkum soft cock! Biggest, ugliest farrker in the world and you let Ben Pomeroy punch holes in you you big skirt! My sister would have smacked the pair of you jokes. Sadly, I really don't think the big fella is going to come good. Piss him off.

Kennedy: Yeah, yeah I know about the injury and all but farrk me this kid had better pull his finger out soon. Unlike Mose, I think big Marty has it in him to be a gun, but needs to share some of JWH's mongrel juice. I honestly can't believe how soft some of these blokes are for the size of the bastards.

Pearce: I can admit when I'm wrong, and apologies must go out to PWN. This kid has peaked. Kicking game up to shit, refuses to roll it in the in-goal or run with the pill and couldn't help the Woy Woy Roosters close out a game let alone my beloved Eastern Suburbs Roosters.

Coaching staff: I have never seen a dumber football side in my life. No structure, no plans, no nothing.

Referee's: Every single farrken week these pricks bend us over. I know i can be one-eyed at times but farrk me most of this shite is blatant. Apparently the sharks were a perfect football side for the first 54 minutes last night. My missus watched the game with me last night and she was filthier than I was. She can't understand why one team can lay all over someone all night yet the other team get reamed for laying there half as long. Don't worry love, I can't understand it either....


Feel free to add to the shit list.

I know I probably will.

[Salvatori Grubber]

Slow play-the-balls:

Watch just how many metres Cronulla made each set, almost entirely down to dudes fighting to get to their feet when tackled. Doing this means either putting the defense on the back foot, or a piggyback penalty. When our guys get tackled you can just about hear their sighs of relief, as they just lay there waiting for the markers to get up.

Spreading it:

Here's an idea, how about "passing" the ball. Maybe try it on the 3rd and 4th tackle? And maybe, pretty please, get early ball to the centers. It couldn't hurt.

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FPN: I rarely notice when this bloke is on the field these days. The thing that frustrates me is when the carrnt pulls his finger out he carves teams to shreds. Once a year just isn't good enough Franky. Get Gus on the phone and see if he'll do a straight swap for Lewis!

[melon....]

Minichiello for his decisive 40 meter crab run into the arms of 2 big nulla backs and then into touch.

Minichiello for his "yours" call and baulk running in front of Moga before teh kid dropped it. For ****s sake Minichiello, just call it ..."Moth's!! Moth's!" and tak teh ****ing thing. Youre supposed to lead as captain, not throw your youngest most inexperienced player a coathanger when teh game is on teh line.

Minichiello for barely saying a word to the refs as Captain.

The bloke is a typical Italian....he has one gear...reverse.

[Funky Chicken]

A list of people now on Greedy's shit list...

Mini: You could drop a ball from space and the prick would swallow it, but put an inside ball on his chest and he'll spill it every time. Also, slower than a day out at Mudgee with the guurken.

Maubs: WTF is going on with this bloke? Dropping ball, missing tackles and just plain not giving a shite looking at his body language lately. A few weeks in Newtown for you Mitchell.

Mose: What a fair dinkum soft cock! Biggest, ugliest farrker in the world and you let Ben Pomeroy punch holes in you you big skirt! My sister would have smacked the pair of you jokes. Sadly, I really don't think the big fella is going to come good. Piss him off.

Kennedy: Yeah, yeah I know about the injury and all but farrk me this kid had better pull his finger out soon. Unlike Mose, I think big Marty has it in him to be a gun, but needs to share some of JWH's mongrel juice. I honestly can't believe how soft some of these blokes are for the size of the bastards.

Pearce: I can admit when I'm wrong, and apologies must go out to PWN. This kid has peaked. Kicking game up to shit, refuses to roll it in the in-goal or run with the pill and couldn't help the Woy Woy Roosters close out a game let alone my beloved Eastern Suburbs Roosters.

Coaching staff: I have never seen a dumber football side in my life. No structure, no plans, no nothing.

Referee's: Every single farrken week these pricks bend us over. I know i can be one-eyed at times but farrk me most of this shite is blatant. Apparently the sharks were a perfect football side for the first 54 minutes last night. My missus watched the game with me last night and she was filthier than I was. She can't understand why one team can lay all over someone all night yet the other team get reamed for laying there half as long. Don't worry love, I can't understand it either....


Feel free to add to the shit list.

I know I probably will.

Greedy,

As usual I find myself agreeing with you ( and about FPN as well). Mose should have belted that steroid munching Pommeroy into next week, but what does he do? Just stands there and takes it with that stupid smile on his face.

I will also add Jake Friend to that list, he doesn't know whether to pass or run so instead we get the two step shuffle and the ridiculously slow play the balls that means our forward momentum is severely stifled. Seluini showed how it should be done.

The refs are doing my head in, some of the penalties against us last night were justified, but when you see the opposition doing exactly the same thing and no penalty it is a bit hard to swallow.

I have never been a huge Maubs fan, always thought he was solid at best, but this year he has been complete and utter shite and needs a good long stint in Newtown (especially when there are blokes like Bosden and Taka waiting in the wings).

All is not lost though;

JWH might give away a few silly penalties, but boy if everyone in the team played with the same level of enthusiasm and commitment geez we would be going better.

Cordner is a gun and we have to lock this kid up long term as he is a Rooster legend in the making.

I have to admit I am a big fan of Arona, he has a high work rate and is everywhere in defence and when given the opportunity can put on some great balls in attack.

Tasi should come into the starting line up for Kennedy, as he has a big motor and loves playing longer minutes.

SKD was his evasive best (still can't tackle), but is an attacking weapon

BJ is such a good hard runner, just needs to stop the silly offloads.

Seluini showed some real spark out of dummy half and with a few more games under his belt could be a real attacking weapon for us.

Bosden and Takarangi should come into the side as they are both excellent players who are much better than FPN and Aubs

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ARONA:Very average give Bosden a shot as well as Taka much better players.
Leilua:Brain the size of a peanut. He must put butter on his fingers before each game.
Anastasia: The weakest link in our club. I don't have to explain this cauldron of failure surrounding his questionable selections summoned by Retarded Son Inc.

[Guest]

Spreading it:

Here's an idea, how about "passing" the ball. Maybe try it on the 3rd and 4th tackle? And maybe, pretty please, get early ball to the centers. It couldn't hurt.

A thousand times yes. They looked dangerous as hell when the ball went out wide. This smashing up the middle crap doesn't work.

[TheLoneRooster]

Gee, where do I start? So many are on my personal shit list too but Greedy has it covered very well so I won't rehash things.

The most disappointing thing for me amongst a crowd of disappointing things is the form of MAubs. I would give a lot of these guys in first grade a holiday at Newtown. Lastly, does anyone know what has Bosden done to deserve the treatment he's received from the Roosters "coaching" staff?

[Guest]

Sick of all the negative shit about our players they are all we have lets get behind them.Why bag the shit out of them no help at all.

[chook 56]

LOL at Greedy's rant.
I hear ya, brutha

Some of your best work.

[Guest]

Our most creative forward, Takarangi
Where is he??
Get Bosden in there with Cordner, our future back row for the next 5-6 yrs right there
Get Tasi fitter so he can play longer
Put Moga in the centres were he belongs
Find a creative number 9 not just a tackling machine
Get joey to spend time with Pearce, maybe he can help him get a bit of confidence back into his game
DO NOT SIGN SBW FOR 1 YR PLEASE. Waste of money. All for getting him if it's a 2 or 3 yr deal

[The Rooster Oracle]

I'm hearing you Greedy, it is VERY frustrating times!! The thing is though out of your list only 2 need to go, Mini and the coaching staff! Once we have a fresh new superior coaching staff you will see the others mentioned on your list improve out of sight!!

[Thirteen]

BJ is the captain of the shit list.
Under 5s wouldn't fear Kennedy.
Maubs is disinterested.
Masoe is a reserve grader. At this size he should be tearing appart the opposition.
Pearce can't take pressure. He is not a match winner.

[Guest]

Souffs: See Melons thread.

The **** in said thread who says we should respect souffs: Because he said we should respect lol@souffs.

The fat slut at the takeaway this morning: For not putting a ****ing egg on my bacon and EGG roll. Bacon, egg and sauce.....how the farrk do you forget any of that? It's three things ffs! Worse thing was I was half way down the F3 before I hooked into the **** and realised!

[chook 56]

Souffs: See Melons thread.

The **** in said thread who says we should respect souffs: Because he said we should respect lol@souffs.

The fat slut at the takeaway this morning: For not putting a ****ing egg on my bacon and EGG roll. Bacon, egg and sauce.....how the farrk do you forget any of that? It's three things ffs! Worse thing was I was half way down the F3 before I hooked into the **** and realised!

And you want a roll to put it all on, as well?????

Geez you're a hard c**t to pleeze!