Off season Poetry appreciation.

[mightyrooster]

Oh dear...his thread has officially gone.

[mightyrooster]

I think we can take a breather guys?

[Andrew Walker]

There was an old bag who lived in a flat
who spent the days on her computer doing this and that
she had plenty of loot
but could not get a root
so on her vibrator is where she sat

[Andrew Walker]

I think we can take a breather guys?

OHHHHHH MR I am thoroughly enjoying this thread Today it has really has exceeded my expectations. The shenanigans have been second to none

[Jacks Fur Coat]

There was a great coach named Jack
Who built up a formidable pack
With Backs running galore
They clocked up some big scores
No wonder they went back to back.

Great stuff Horrie....very punchy!

[Andrew Walker]

Great stuff Horrie....very punchy!

Yes today has been brilliant I have thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it. I hope you have had a great Cup Day Jack

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Yes today has been brilliant I have thoroughly enjoyed every minute of it. I hope you have had a great Cup Day Jack

Only two bets...Montefilia and Promise of Success. Stayed in the bag. Weakish Cup this year don't think too many would have cleaned up.

[ism22]

Lol….ありがとう イザムさん
Hope I did that right lol!

Hahaha yep, you nailed it!

[redwhiteblue]

There once was a horse from Ireland

Who galloped so fast like on fire

But then it came unstuck

And ran out of luck and now sits in in the paddock and mire

[Andrew Walker]

There once was a horse from Ireland

Who galloped so fast like on fire

But then it came unstuck

And ran out of luck and now sits in in the paddock and mire

This is a pathetic attempt It does not rhyme or flow like a limerick should Would you care to share the name of this mythical horse Or are you once again wishing misfortune on a living being.

Karma can be very nasty would not want any of those horrible ailments you have been inflicted with to tear it’s head again But one must wonder why Lady Luck has chosen you for such ailments

[redwhiteblue]

There once was a man who was tasteless

His fuss, noise and drama was baseless

He drove all round the bend

Came unstuck in the end

and his exit was ugly and graceless

[Andrew Walker]

There once was a man who was tasteless

His fuss, noise and drama was baseless

He drove all round the bend

But came unstuck in the end

and his exit was ugly and graceless

This is much better But again it appears you are wishing ill will and harm towards another I am fascinated as to who this could be. Would you care to share whom these deep seated issues you have are with Watch out for those nasty ailments the good lord has chosen to afflict you with They might come back. Best leave here for the night with a bit of luck I will get a Fcuk

[Jacks Fur Coat]

There once was a man who was tasteless

His fuss, noise and drama was baseless

He drove all round the bend

But came unstuck in the end

and his exit was ugly and graceless

Very good RWB. If I could make one slight suggestion to take out the 'But' at the beginning of the fourth line....then perfect meter!

A lot of truth in that limerick too...without resorting to personal sexual content. Much classier.

[redwhiteblue]

Very good RWB. If I could make one slight suggestion to take out the 'But' at the beginning of the fourth line....then perfect meter!

A lot of truth in that limerick too...without resorting to personal sexual content. Much classier.

Thank you Jack! It does flow much better that way..I trust your judgement...

[ism22]

Menadue was right all along
the sheeple were all smokin' bongs
Putin was good
Jong-un too, understood?
How dare you suggest he was wrong...