F#ck you Foxtel

[Guest]

Ralphy is in training for the SBW Unicyle Seatpole World Championship. He is odds on to retain his title.

shut up chicken shit. youre playing the sbw seatpole card too often. you sound like a broken record and its one dimensional

[Guest]

shut up chicken shit. youre playing the sbw seatpole card too often. you sound like a broken record and its one dimensional

Careful kegs old mate. He might accuse you of being a Goat again!

[Guest]

Thanks for the well wishes lads. Im feeling quite young again now after hearing that most of you are actually older than me!!!

Fack Foxtel!

[stsae]

Happy Bday Ralphy.

I'm having a Turk for ya brother.

[stephenj]

hows the health in sunny netherlands now filthy?

[Guest]

hows the health in sunny netherlands now filthy?

Not bad atm thanks Stephen. Learnt to live with the hernia pain now and its not really a problem. I am going to wait until I get back to Aus to have it fixed there. Apparently its no simple fix and i have no faith in the medical system here.

Sunny Netherlands is right today mate, the sun is out for once and the place is covered in a foot and a half of snow so its quite pretty right now. Makes for a lot of fun driving!

Thanks also backwards. Would be great to celebrate with a game of footy tho.

[Guest]

Careful kegs old mate. He might accuse you of being a Goat again!

i would hate that. he scares me.
happy birthday btw ralph.

[Guest]

Thanks Kegs!

Going to eat loads and loads of Japanese food tonight!

[Guest]

shut up chicken shit. youre playing the sbw seatpole card too often. you sound like a broken record and its one dimensional

Love your work mate. You have created a masterpiece.

[Guest]

Love your work mate. You have created a masterpiece.

I think you spelled it wrong. When it comes from you it should be 'master'bate.

[stephenj]

i hads an inguinal hewrnia done at scottish hospital waverly as a young guy, was back playing grade 6 weeks later, of course i was in my 2os then, now in my 60s, but im surfing everymorning at cronulla and walking the beach to get my cardio working ready to have a big year playing golden oldies, at 61 youve got to expect every season to be your last so go for it when you can!lastr season i even go 5 minutes for my club side agaibnst randwick a in the bowral sevens, id forgotten how hard 18 year volds hit! although then whilst bludging on the blind a silly young boy ran at me , i buried him with my shoulder under his ribs , when he got up he said" i wasnt expecting that one!" i can safly say those days are now over for me! the public hospital system in australia is e3xcellent, i pay fopr private as well, just in case of injury! I LOOK FWD T O MEETING YOU ON YOUR RETURN TO OZ!

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i hads an inguinal hewrnia done at scottish hospital waverly as a young guy, was back playing grade 6 weeks later, of course i was in my 2os then, now in my 60s, but im surfing everymorning at cronulla and walking the beach to get my cardio working ready to have a big year playing golden oldies, at 61 youve got to expect every season to be your last so go for it when you can!lastr season i even go 5 minutes for my club side agaibnst randwick a in the bowral sevens, id forgotten how hard 18 year volds hit! although then whilst bludging on the blind a silly young boy ran at me , i buried him with my shoulder under his ribs , when he got up he said" i wasnt expecting that one!" i can safly say those days are now over for me! the public hospital system in australia is e3xcellent, i pay fopr private as well, just in case of injury! I LOOK FWD T O MEETING YOU ON YOUR RETURN TO OZ!

Thanks old mate. We too have private cover but would only use it for the kids. The public system works very for us as well. We are better off using it for all the kidney stuff anyway.

Sound like your going well old mate with the footy and the surfing. I hope I can one day in the future keep up that level of sports activity in my old age! It sounds like your not treating it as old age though mate. Well done to ya!

[Guest]

Love your work mate. You have created a masterpiece.

thanks mate, good to know i have fans in hong kong.

[Guest]

thanks mate, good to know i have fans in hong kong.

You might have something there in Honkers kegs. Call it a fan if you like! I call it SARS!

[Guest]

No arguments from me there mate. I turned 42 today, looked in the mirror and well, to cut an ugly story short, it wasnt pretty!

Bullshit.

Your fat bald & ugly with 1 kidney bigger than the other & you only have 1 nut, your at least 58.