Can't wait for Bingle

[Guest]

Am counting down my sleeps till Lara Bingles show debuts next week. I think she is the most beautiful ever and Michael Clarke can get farked for treating her so shamefully.

[Guest]

She can't drive for shit. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

[chook 56]

She can't drive for shit. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Or farting.

[Guest]

Am counting down my sleeps till Lara Bingles show debuts next week. I think she is the most beautiful ever and Michael Clarke can get farked for treating her so shamefully.

She needs a man like Braith Anasta. He has beded a few beauties.

[Guest]

Or farting.

I was trying to keep it reasonably clean.

[Hawkeye]

Yes I'm sure it will be quality television next week.
I wonder if they'll show her flushing her engagement ring down the toilet ?

[Guest]

I'm sorry Lara but you're sucking my elbow.

[Hawkeye]

She can't drive for shit. But I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

what if she was nibbling nuts ?

[chook 56]

what if she was nibbling nuts ?

is your name Nobby????

[Guest]

what if she was nibbling nuts ?

[Guest]

She is the Australian poor man's version of Paris Hilton, only dumber, has she had a Pammy Anderson & (insert tattooed rock star here) style movie leaked to the internet yet?

[Guest]

She is the Australian poor man's version of Paris Hilton, only dumber, has she had a Pammy Anderson & (insert tattooed rock star here) style movie leaked to the internet yet?

Judging by that confused sentence and the use of "Pammy" over Pamela, a poor mans version should be your cuppa tea.
She is so much hotter than Paris btw though Paris has some skills but Kim Kardashian could polish a barnacle.

[stsae]

Judging by that confused sentence and the use of "Pammy" over Pamela, a poor mans version should be your cuppa tea.
She is so much hotter than Paris btw though Paris has some skills but Kim Kardashian could polish a barnacle.

LOL, you know more about unattainable slappers than footy.

On a footy forum.

Socialite.

Wannabes always do that.

How's Bwaiff???

[Guest]

Judging by that confused sentence and the use of "Pammy" over Pamela, a poor mans version should be your cuppa tea.
She is so much hotter than Paris btw though Paris has some skills but Kim Kardashian could polish a barnacle.

Well I've been put in my place, haven't I ?!? Hang on a minute, I'm experiencing deja vu of a certain thread whereby the troll vsnighpoo attempted to criticise my sentence construction, by displaying his own appalling grasp of the English language, so how is Hong Kong these days paranoidasia?? Now why don't you toddle off with your Lara Bungle videos & try not to get cramp!

[Guest]

Well I've been put in my place, haven't I ?!? Hang on a minute, I'm experiencing deja vu of a certain thread whereby the troll vsnighpoo attempted to criticise my sentence construction, by displaying his own appalling grasp of the English language, so how is Hong Kong these days paranoidasia?? Now why don't you toddle off with your Lara Bungle videos & try not to get cramp!

Sorry, nothing in that burp makes sense. Slow down, think before you tap the keyboard and research what a comma is used for.