The Paraolympians Chooks vs The masters of Cheating player ratings

[Guest]

Again, I say, I'd rather have a dipsomaniac like Carney setting fire to people's balls and trashing hotel rooms over a sober, respectful NOTHING like Anasta.

It's like this.

The sixties for the Rolling Stones were full of drugs, booze, destructive behavior and even one band members death and everybody knows who the hell they are.

The sixties for the Hollies was largely uneventful, while they played their bright, fluffy songs that nobody, outside of music buffs, can remember.

Do I need to elaborate?

[Guest]

Yes

The Rolling Stones are winners because of Keith Richards. The Hollies had a thumbsucker like Graham Nash.

In other words, we're the Hollies.

[bondi-boy]

Love Sammy, but he can't score a try to save his life.

His strike rate is horrendous. He couldn't even fall over the line today without losing the ball.

Maybe if he got the ball on the end of a sweeping backline movement of some sort of quality.

[Chester County]

The Rolling Stones are winners because of Keith Richards. The Hollies had a thumbsucker like Graham Nash.

In other words, we're the Hollies.

Great analogy.....

[Guest]

Kennedy was going well until he started to take on the roll of half back too, I don't want to see you throwing passes whilst running sideways again thanks Marty.

Mate I thought he was going good till he hugged his mates in that weird useless circle ritual at 1:55pm and ran out onto the field.
He threatens to become the next Shane Tronc of the NRL. Bloody massive and a particularly nice bloke but .........
I say they all should kick each other in the ar$e$ before the game instead of all the man-love
I'll give JFK a few more games yet to prove himself after the injury

[The Brain]

Mate I thought he was going good till he hugged his mates in that weird useless circle ritual at 1:55pm and ran out onto the field.
He threatens to become the next Shane Tronc of the NRL. Bloody massive and a particularly nice bloke but .........
I say they all should kick each other in the ar$e$ before the game instead of all the man-love
I'll give JFK a few more games yet to prove himself after the injury

I think you will find he is a bit tougher than that - all in good time.

[Guest]

What the fark is wrong with this club? We have 3 first grade coaches in Smith, Elliot and Taylor and we dish up this pile of rancid dogshit?

Far too generous old man.

Friend should be dumped to the Jets he offers nothing. In fact our problems in attack start with his pathetic service and his stupid running around in ever decreasing circles before passing behind Pearce.

Minichello is farked, so utterly useless, so pathetically hopeless he is an embarrassment to watch. He is a fullstop in attack and a turnstyle in defence. He makes Chris Walker look compotent.

Anasta is the same as Minichello. Both these players are cringeworthy, lazy, cap-thieving idiots.

BJ is a myth. I am sick of waiting for this bloke to actually DO something other than high five himself after yet another mistake. This clown could fark up falling down!

Chook.

[Guest]

Changes I would make ASAP:

- drop Minichiello and Anasta. Sorry boys, but your time has passed.
- bench either Pearce or Friend, and have someone like Mortimer or Mitchell starting in their place, just to make a statement that they need to pull their finger out.
- send a rocket up Masoe and Tasi. Big things were expected from these monsters this year but they have hit the line with the intensity of a Play School episode.
- never put Aubusson in the centres again. He lacks the general awareness and speed to make those snap decisions, especially with passing; far more suited to the backrow.
- drop Arona and have Takairangi there permanently, rotating with FPN. That way, we always have an offloading forward on the field promoting second-phase play.
- get Moga and Tuivasa-Sheck in there immediately, with Evans not far off either.

1. Tuivasa-Sheck
2. Perrett
3. Kenny-Dowall
4. Moga
5. Leilua/Carney/Tagive/someone...
6. Mortimer
7. Pearce
8. Kennedy
9. Mitchell
10. Hargreaves
11. Guerra
12. Aubusson
13. Nuuausala

14. Friend
15. Takairangi
16. Masoe/Evans
17. Tasi/Evans

Cordner could slot in somewhere too - if Moga goes to wing and we stick with Aubusson at centre, Cordner could jump into the second row.

[roosterproud]

Changes I would make ASAP:

- drop Minichiello and Anasta. Sorry boys, but your time has passed.
- bench either Pearce or Friend, and have someone like Mortimer or Mitchell starting in their place, just to make a statement that they need to pull their finger out.
- send a rocket up Masoe and Tasi. Big things were expected from these monsters this year but they have hit the line with the intensity of a Play School episode.
- never put Aubusson in the centres again. He lacks the general awareness and speed to make those snap decisions, especially with passing; far more suited to the backrow.
- drop Arona and have Takairangi there permanently, rotating with FPN. That way, we always have an offloading forward on the field promoting second-phase play.
- get Moga and Tuivasa-Sheck in there immediately, with Evans not far off either.

which is it maubs at centre or not

1. Tuivasa-Sheck
2. Perrett
3. Kenny-Dowall
4. Moga
5. Leilua/Carney/Tagive/someone...
6. Mortimer
7. Pearce
8. Kennedy
9. Mitchell
10. Hargreaves
11. Guerra
12. Aubusson
13. Nuuausala

14. Friend
15. Takairangi
16. Masoe/Evans
17. Tasi/Evans

Cordner could slot in somewhere too - if Moga goes to wing and we stick with Aubusson at centre, Cordner could jump into the second row.

are we forgettin that the team we played has talent every where. every player is capable of giving and recieving the inside ball at the cheats, we have one who tries it and fail 99% of the time. tyhe cheats are just good and we are not.

melb are the only team undefeated in the comp. why. tey have 4 from the next 5 games at home , and i can see alot of other teams being bashed like we were there.

[stephenj]

we all know that was a try and a no try to the storm taling out our bloke first, if that was the roosters wouldnt even get to video ref!

[The Brain]

I still dont think those obvious blunders wouldve made a difference > melbourne were about to explode on us you could see it coming.
Its too easy to compare.

Smith - Friend -one is clever always moves forwards and makes sure his team is going forward the other hangs onto the ball and thinks far too long with it before he does any thing.

Billy Slater - Mini- obvious

Cronk - Pearce One has been coached tp lead and play the game on the front foot the other has been coached to be second fiddle and stay on the right side of the field .Letting Captain Malakanasta to call the shots in slow motion.

Lost where we all know we are losing in the key positions

[The Brain]

Im amazed. Im not a Twitter person but occasionall read the leaguey ones. That Rothfield is obsessed by us.
Every week he has about hald a dozen tweets bagging us on nonsense stuff too .In his last 3 tweets -roosters fans are grubs . he cant wait till easts play parra so he can back parra for their first win.
This what I dont like about a club a media guy with along term agenda attacking us all the time and these ****wits sleep on it -fight fire with Fire- Like I keep saying the weekness in this club starts at the office.

[Guest]

Im amazed. Im not a Twitter person but occasionall read the leaguey ones. That Rothfield is obsessed by us.
Every week he has about hald a dozen tweets bagging us on nonsense stuff too .In his last 3 tweets -roosters fans are grubs . he cant wait till easts play parra so he can back parra for their first win.
This what I dont like about a club a media guy with along term agenda attacking us all the time and these ****wits sleep on it -fight fire with Fire- Like I keep saying the weekness in this club starts at the office.

Nick's too busy organising our next big signing to be bothered with defending the club against Alcho Cheeks. Hopefully, Phil will be starting his new column with Chippy by the end of the year.

Chook.

[007]

The Rolling Stones are winners because of Keith Richards. The Hollies had a thumbsucker like Graham Nash.

In other words, we're the Hollies.

So - Jagger and Richards as the new centre pairing? I could certainly see Mick out there, he's still strutting around the stage like a 'chicken' with it's head cut off, a bit like SKD. Keith, not so sure; after about 20 seconds the runner would be bringing him a water bottle but I think Keith may be after something a little stronger. But I'll give Keith Richards credit, the amount of punishment his body has taken he could probably take a fair bit of punishment out on the field. I have no doubt you have 'Talk Is Cheap" in your collection.

[Guest]

So - Jagger and Richards as the new centre pairing? I could certainly see Mick out there, he's still strutting around the stage like a 'chicken' with it's head cut off, a bit like SKD. Keith, not so sure; after about 20 seconds the runner would be bringing him a water bottle but I think Keith may be after something a little stronger. But I'll give Keith Richards credit, the amount of punishment his body has taken he could probably take a fair bit of punishment out on the field. I have no doubt you have 'Talk Is Cheap" in your collection.

And his live album with the X-Pensive Winos and Main Offender. I wished he'd done more.