Player nicknames

[The Skeez]

How bad are players nicknames for each other these days?
Can we come up with some new ones for them?

Mickie Lane got me thinking about it the other day with his ripper for Joseph Suaalii, Joseph Oneshoeonly.

Surely there’s enough wit on here to bestow a better nickname than Kez, Teddy etc

[Jacks Fur Coat]

Payne in the Haas is a good'un.

Brain used to make monikers for the lads a speciality, let's bring him in.

[Roosterfarian]

Double Steamer is my favourite.

[zac]

NRL 2018: Rugby league nicknames top 10 best ever | Fox Sports

[King Salvo]

During my email discussions with people i know who support other teams i use a range of nick names for both players and coaches - A few Chooks

• Cool Hand - Luke Keary
• Sauce- James Tedesco
• Battery- Benji Marshall
• Round Table- Brad Arthur
• Goolies- Latrel Mitchell
• Fumbles- Blake Fergusn
• Terrible- Ivan Cleary
• Toucan- Sam Burgess
• Jungle- George Burgess
• Thumb - Tom Burgess
• Part the Sea - Mitchell Moses
• World- Wayne Bennett
• Teflon- Tim Sheens
• Fawcett- Robbie Farrah
• Conquest- Corey Norman
• Window- Payne Hass
• Chips- Cameron Smith
• Morris- Cooper Cronk
• Minor- Brett Morris
• Double Minor- Josh Morris
• Mature - Victor Radley
• Suites- or Sheikh- Josh Mansour

To name a few

Including names for some of their teams

• Centrelink Expresso's- Wests Tigers
• Souffs Vermin- says it all
• Lay Down Sally's- Parramatta Eels
• Cane Toad Loving and Banjo strumming- Queensland SOO team
• Peppies- Cronulla Sutherland Sharks
• Rustlers- North Queensland Cowboys
• Rusty Komodo's- St George -Illawarra Dragons
• Jolsters- Newcastle Knights
• Shetlands- Brisbane Broncos
• Lakemba Mosque's- Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs
• Sprinkles- Melbourne Storm
• Sheepy Bros - New Zealand Warriors and other NZ Teams
• Riff - Penriff Panfers
• Pillagers - Canberra Raiders

[Rooster1908]

latrine
Bargass
Vermin
Fatinator
Skelitor
Some of my absolute favorites

[Mickie Lane]

latrine
Bargass
Vermin
Fatinator
Skelitor
Some of my absolute favorites

You forgot everyones favourite player from Souths, Cody Wanker.
Why do you hate them?

[Rooster1908]

You forgot everyones favourite player from Souths, Cody Wanker.
Why do you hate them?

Don't hate the players at all , hate the club they play for . Actually think some of the players I mention are some of the best .

[The Skeez]

During my email discussions with people i know who support other teams i use a range of nick names for both players and coaches - A few Chooks

• Sauce- James Tedesco
• Suites- Josh Mansour

Isn't Mansour ‘Sauce’ as in Man Sauce? I like that one

[King Salvo]

Isn't Mansour ‘Sauce’ as in Man Sauce? I like that one

Tedesco is sauce for obvious reasons - I call Mansour Sheikh as well - Sheikh Mansour owns Manchester City

[ism22]

Here's my list, can you pick any?

Teddy
Toops
J-Moz
Joey
B-Moz
Billy
Lachy
JWH
Friendie
Tauks
Cords
Gus
Rads

[King Salvo]

Here's my list, can you pick any?

Teddy
Toops
J-Moz
Joey
B-Moz
Billy
Lachy
JWH
Friendie
Tauks
Cords
Gus
Rads

mmm are they Chooks players by chance?

[Paddo Colt 61]

What about "Chimp"?

[The Skeez]

What about "Chimp"?

That’s Matty Johns nickname

[Paddo Colt 61]

How apt. You can certainly see it, those close together eyes. I used to like Fittler's first one - "Adolf"