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after a month of solid performances and memorable encounter with Manly the Roosters trio hit the Night Lights in great fashion...and I mean fashion Louie Vuitton thongs , Versace T- Shirts hair by Delorenzo
It was hard day, first the three stooges had to wake up and think about how to fill in time .It was a tough decision for Carney as his Xbox was busted ,Nate had no Kleenex commercials on and Pope Frank Paul gave church the flick.
Picture the wiggles in their big red car and then picture the three ****nuckles heading up to the Newcs for a Tatt session.......but here is the catch the big red car breaks down half way back to Sydney .So they had to walk it as the were going past Oxford street they were dead set very farken thirsty and only pub open that has run out of Pepsi max so Beer was the go.Now you couldnt seriously blame them after walking 87 K's could you?
But there is more secret agent Mahatma Rajid in disguise as a cabbie spots them he calls infiltraitor Slothfield former M16 agent now Telespy and assistant TOk take the shot.
Magumba -3 - looked the most smashed in the shot couldve done more to help his team mates like knock down a few Tequila slammers or some thing ...Mind you I still hold the record in Ios(Greek Island) upside down bar 39 straight in a row -FPN you will never get your name on a plaque like me.His new Tatt was a bore..The Wrecking Whore.
Shitmonster-5- .Put on his Kimbies knocked down twenty schooners and threatened the bar cue with vigorous farts never took a backward step only the odd squat .Bad Tatt from Bali to boot God luck Titans your gonna need it .Very quickly your becoming us and the new transit lounge.Myles is a shit in for Jack ass 4... well it was him doing the Volcano scene in Jackass 3
Divine -6- You think your a man but your only a boy....... eighties music was cool.
I see Carney Draught as dumbo of the highest order.His flip flops were the best and will wear them in the Duneedoo comp next year sponsored by Nike.
His Tatt ? or Tatts and lots of Tatts ....is a man in pain.
We thank you for last year .Seeing the Tigpies Chooks semi was best game of footy Ive ever been too.I would also like to thank you for destroying us this year.My kids are heart broken. Trewhella has even taken the mask off (Carney Autographed it)
Professor Julius Sumner Miller 5- go the CEO
No they are not drinking yes they are drinking no they are not ,no comment yes statement . Now Professor a Yes + No = a breach notice,Farken took ya long enough.
Melon is mad enough to take your place and put the rockets up their asses...and any player that farks around. Melon will pull the guitar out and torture them with his self penned Rooster Song
Captain Anasta - 9- Highest rating all year for sure wa magnificent in receiving 140 grand for a photo of an engagement ring ,then a doggie then moving...hey e never got photographed stumbling out of the pub .He made 795m gain moving boxes that790 more than on the field -top rated performance..ok ,ok Ill admit your field goal against the Tigpies was shit hot .I can picture Anasta as a Greek sponge fisherman off Mykonos year 2013
Smittlelegs-10 - Brian Smith Man of the match hasnt said boo or been sighted through out the whole thing...Ducking for cover or ???he farken told ya so? which is it Zorba The Greek?
Only a farkwit like me would write about these farkwits.
Dont they know that kids idolise them ? dont they know there a people supporting this club for an eternity believe in them ?Its one thing to have a bad season and its another to make a mockery of the fans who' support pays their incom and brown bags.
In Hind sight ? I hear Smithy wanted a few of em gone last December as his crystal ball was quite working and now we have this.
Hanging onto Carney was a blunder of massive proportions .One guy doesnt make a club .
Relocate To Henson Park .I wanna eat Yeeros at Marrickville after games . Henson and Socrates will come.
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Im enjoying watching the U20's some good talent there . Only seen one game on tele last month...Souffs .. another let down.
It was hard day, first the three stooges had to wake up and think about how to fill in time .It was a tough decision for Carney as his Xbox was busted ,Nate had no Kleenex commercials on and Pope Frank Paul gave church the flick.
Picture the wiggles in their big red car and then picture the three ****nuckles heading up to the Newcs for a Tatt session.......but here is the catch the big red car breaks down half way back to Sydney .So they had to walk it as the were going past Oxford street they were dead set very farken thirsty and only pub open that has run out of Pepsi max so Beer was the go.Now you couldnt seriously blame them after walking 87 K's could you?
But there is more secret agent Mahatma Rajid in disguise as a cabbie spots them he calls infiltraitor Slothfield former M16 agent now Telespy and assistant TOk take the shot.
Magumba -3 - looked the most smashed in the shot couldve done more to help his team mates like knock down a few Tequila slammers or some thing ...Mind you I still hold the record in Ios(Greek Island) upside down bar 39 straight in a row -FPN you will never get your name on a plaque like me.His new Tatt was a bore..The Wrecking Whore.
Shitmonster-5- .Put on his Kimbies knocked down twenty schooners and threatened the bar cue with vigorous farts never took a backward step only the odd squat .Bad Tatt from Bali to boot God luck Titans your gonna need it .Very quickly your becoming us and the new transit lounge.Myles is a shit in for Jack ass 4... well it was him doing the Volcano scene in Jackass 3
Divine -6- You think your a man but your only a boy....... eighties music was cool.
I see Carney Draught as dumbo of the highest order.His flip flops were the best and will wear them in the Duneedoo comp next year sponsored by Nike.
His Tatt ? or Tatts and lots of Tatts ....is a man in pain.
We thank you for last year .Seeing the Tigpies Chooks semi was best game of footy Ive ever been too.I would also like to thank you for destroying us this year.My kids are heart broken. Trewhella has even taken the mask off (Carney Autographed it)
Professor Julius Sumner Miller 5- go the CEO
No they are not drinking yes they are drinking no they are not ,no comment yes statement . Now Professor a Yes + No = a breach notice,Farken took ya long enough.
Melon is mad enough to take your place and put the rockets up their asses...and any player that farks around. Melon will pull the guitar out and torture them with his self penned Rooster Song
Captain Anasta - 9- Highest rating all year for sure wa magnificent in receiving 140 grand for a photo of an engagement ring ,then a doggie then moving...hey e never got photographed stumbling out of the pub .He made 795m gain moving boxes that790 more than on the field -top rated performance..ok ,ok Ill admit your field goal against the Tigpies was shit hot .I can picture Anasta as a Greek sponge fisherman off Mykonos year 2013
Smittlelegs-10 - Brian Smith Man of the match hasnt said boo or been sighted through out the whole thing...Ducking for cover or ???he farken told ya so? which is it Zorba The Greek?
Only a farkwit like me would write about these farkwits.
Dont they know that kids idolise them ? dont they know there a people supporting this club for an eternity believe in them ?Its one thing to have a bad season and its another to make a mockery of the fans who' support pays their incom and brown bags.
In Hind sight ? I hear Smithy wanted a few of em gone last December as his crystal ball was quite working and now we have this.
Hanging onto Carney was a blunder of massive proportions .One guy doesnt make a club .
Relocate To Henson Park .I wanna eat Yeeros at Marrickville after games . Henson and Socrates will come.
.
Im enjoying watching the U20's some good talent there . Only seen one game on tele last month...Souffs .. another let down.
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