The 5 most slappable faces in the NRL

[The Bondi spy]

I have been giving this a bit of thought lately due to our less than awesome season. So who are they? Andrew Fifita would be one. Darius boyd as well.... what do you roosters think?

[Mickie Lane]

To even start a thread about slapping is embarrassing. Fcuk the slap off & re introduce the punch.
The game is violent & for those who dont like violence then go & play chess or become a ballerina.

[Johnny Tobin]

I'll play.

1. Michael Ennis

2. Wade Graham

3. Andrew Fifita

4. Paul Gallen

5. Shane Flanagan

[2026]

Ennis
Soward
Farah
J McGuire
Turk

[roostersrule2]

1. Paul Gallen
2. Paul Gallen
3. Paul Gallen
4. Paul Gallen
5. Paul Gallen

[milanja]

Gallen
Boyd
Leilua
Hastings
Fifita
G Bird

[Big Poppa Pump]

For me in no particular order it's;

Corey Parker
Michael Ennis
Cooper Cronk
Andrew Fifita
Josh Reynolds

Honourable mentions - Jamie Lyon, Cody Walker, Jason Nightingale, Dylan Walker and Wade Graham.

[Parkway_Drive]

Darius Boyd
Michael Ennis
Andrew Fifita
Paul Gallen
Ben Cummins

Honorable mention Cameron Smith who needs a ref to punch him.

[Arties Pie]

Greenberg by a mile
Patten
Bernard Sutton
Cummins
Retention Officer

[Kingbilly]

Darius Boyd
Greg Inglis
All the Burgii

Can't put Ennis there as I think he is hilarious

[Easts75]

1. Soward/Inglis
2. J.Soward. G.Inglis
3. Jamie Soward Greg Inglis
4. JS GI
5. JAMIE Soward Geg Inglis

[Johnny Tobin]

There's gold in this thread.

Ok I will rule out Sharks players to open up the field.

1. Jamie Lyon

2. Euen Aitken

3. Josh Reynolds

4. Greg Eastwood

5. That fat prop from Souffs

[Red.]

1.Sam Thaiday

2. Darius Boyd

3. Cameron Smith

4. Steve Matai

5. Tyrone Roberts

[Tommy Smith]

Geez, only 5? **** that.

1. Josh Maguire (an all round dog of a human)
2. Greg Eastwood (deliberately injures players)
3. Paul Gallen (maasive grub, told a young Sharks fan to get ****ed. Nuff said.)
4. Cameron Smith. The kid that never gets caught cheating when we all know he's the biggest cheat of them all.
5. Jamie Lyon. What a whinger. I loved his attempted dive with about 8min left in the GF. Cross field kick went up and he ran into Jenko and fell down like a sack of shit, which he is. And whinged for a penalty which could have decided the GF. Also that fat pig face. Hideous.
6. Corey Parker. Another guy who pretends to be a nice guy when he's a verifiable wanker (from multiple sources)
7. Josh Reynolds. Serial tripper and all round grub.
8. Andrew Fifita. Massive onfield grub. His play the balls would make an onion cry. And he abuses refs at junior games. What a plonker.

That'll do for now

Special retiree mentions to Brent Tate... the witch faced wonder who took too many angry pills. And Steve Price, easily the worst human to ever take the field. Diving at halfbacks legs to try and snap them in half yet still had the gall to have the nickname Mr Nice Guy. **** me the irony.

[stringaz]

Not one mention for Thurston? I don't mind him but when the cows lost to us in the 14 final I wanted to slap him right into tallis the other twat