Scoop, the real reason Pearce is out

[Guest]

He was granted permission of absence to marry long term sweetheart Honey, in a small and secret ceremony in a small dog park in Nth Richmond.
Best mate and long term best buddy Jake Friend was best man, other attendees included the Forans, Keiran brought a bookie board and set a market on how long this marriage would last.
Bridesmaids were supplied by his other buddy Mr Hayson, hand picked by Mitch from a couple of Eddies Atarmon establishments.

Wigs and other forms of disguise were worn to avoid the cameras, however these photos were leaked to the telegraph for the princely sum of a years supply of Pal and Schmakos.

It is great to see the guy finally settle down, take all the time you need Mitchell

[2026]

It's illegal to marry a Labrador in the state of NSW.

[Johnny.]

It's a green card wedding. Piss off back to Canada you bitch.

[Guest]

It's illegal to marry a Labrador in the state of NSW.

It is a half breed, so it doesnt count

[mightyrooster]

He was granted permission of absence to marry long term sweetheart Honey, in a small and secret ceremony in a small dog park in Nth Richmond.
Best mate and long term best buddy Jake Friend was best man, other attendees included the Forans, Keiran brought a bookie board and set a market on how long this marriage would last.
Bridesmaids were supplied by his other buddy Mr Hayson, hand picked by Mitch from a couple of Eddies Atarmon establishments.

Wigs and other forms of disguise were worn to avoid the cameras, however these photos were leaked to the telegraph for the princely sum of a years supply of Pal and Schmakos.

It is great to see the guy finally settle down, take all the time you need Mitchell

Pal??? Obviously you're not a dog owner. It hasn't been called Pal for years. You need to do some research before hitting us with your comic genius (ie Pearce obsession). You and Johnny make such a lovely couple. Now there's a story!

[2026]

Pal??? Obviously you're not a dog owner. It hasn't been called Pal for years. You need to do some research before hitting us with your comic genius (ie Pearce obsession). You and Johnny make such a lovely couple. Now there's a story!

Guess what their favourite position is?

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