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  • Heartbreak Hill Roosters vs The Titanic coasters player ratings

    What do we have here. A Captain 5/8th who couldnt give a shit
    A Useless winger . A fullback genuinely past it who should be playing in France.
    A forward playing center and out of form . I wont bag the forwards they have been trying but they lack a thinking ball player.
    We got sucked in and ****ed over .All us idiots that came out of the woodwork and the millions of fans that bought season tickets.
    Cant see any revival here theyve given up.
    Now that we win penalty counts we lose ?

    Bumbling Bumbler -1- The Ghost says he cost us two GF's I say he has cost us 6 games this year.He should be working on Ebay selling his mRs shoes or making Pizzas for Pappa Giuseppe .Nursing home for him.

    Mr Magoo- 0- a zero rating is for very special rating and Phil the dill does it again.Oh Look there a bomb MR Magoo...ahhhh youve done it again Magoo.

    Tack -1- I am Certain that Mitch Aubusson carries tacks so he can stick posters of him self on the dressing room wall but has accidently tacked him self to the ground.

    Mr Squiggle -5- SKD was alright in patches but still misses his decent inside man in Carney -Thanks To Carney SKD got $350 thous of Politis's money , it must be hard for him watching Anasta'a pass gliding along the ground to Never Never land at Least Finch got them up high and into the grandstand .

    Bobo Brazil -4- .BJ is a young kid and not playing in his preferred position -he is not punishable and tries his best with little decent imput from Anasta.

    Fumblin farknuckle - minus 5 - Yes he will leave this club with my ratings record .Sack him now he is a venereal disease and my cock is sore .Im Greek he is Greek - I really want to give it to him .Ima giver he is a taker I can hear him squeeling.

    Holy Grail - 4- Forwards are doing their job - no other ball players - minds not on the job totally either . Pearce is sufferring been surrounded by non event players .

    Nate Langmack -4- Trying looks better than his stats .Myles will go to his grave as yesterdays hero .

    Erkle -6- Best game for the nerd but still well below his talent .FPN I think if you put the big red glasses on he is Hollywood bound .He should wear his shorts just below his nipples.

    Knock out - 2- i wanna know is Conn passing out from too much partying or what ? unfit and no form -dissapointing considering I thought he was one of our best at the tail end of last year.he will be watching the Passion of Christ tonight

    Chucky -4 - ya seen the Chucky movies evil and funny? Good on ya JWH.He farken looks like Chucky he acts like Chucky he is farken Chucky...Im gonna chuck.

    Blubberguts -2-Riddel moved today all two inches must be a record call Middleton and find out .

    Flash in the pan-5- Yep Ghost Kennedy is the man .All I know is he won the Arties pie eating contest at half time ...when Riddel wasnt looking.

    Barista - 4- another one of my stars who is only half trying . Friend for Captain thats Captain of the Duneedoo Roosters.

    Tasi-mania -3 not bad very raw very young the kind of thing that Lauren gets offon ,she will break him in.

    One of a kind -7- The only junior in the last twenty years and we are flicking him to save Anasta - give me shot of Heroin now before I lose it and become Psycho like Melon

    Ive noticed Smith struggles lately to finish a sentance and loses his train of thought...Is he ready for his stroke ? Who the fark argued with me that when I said I didnt think Smithy can follow up a good year? go fark ya selves.

    I cant see much of a come back soon this season should be over cant wait to see Mini****wit and Anastashit go around next year again.Its worth the season tickets and Membership get on early ya despos.

    Sad Shit

    I wanna coach Easts I want 500 thou a year and 10 year contract and then sacked and paid out after a year like the rest of our past twenty coaches.

    Even Souffs are better than us - swallow that.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    Dear Brain,
    Your thoughts on Anasta today are poetic genius. Nobody could have said it better. Anasta is a joke beyond measurement.

    MRIHK

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    • #3
      Now that we win penalty counts we lose ?


      Sad but proves just how much Carney was carrying this team last season

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      • #4
        Brain, I've held off posting on here because I knew I'd get banned. It's quite easy to circumvent the swear bar - fukt - but you have taken all the vitriol and lack of humor I have and encapsulated it.

        Bravo sir.

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        • #5
          Gotta agree with all you ratings for once...every single one of them...

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          • #6
            Got me in stitches with your Brian smith comment. lmao

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            • #7
              mr Brain, you've done it again!

              the greek poet.

              excellent analysis on our pathetic team

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              • #8
                Originally posted by crikey chris View Post
                mr Brain, you've done it again!

                the greek poet.
                I say Brain is Ovid as this team is well ****ed.

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                • #9
                  Newtown would farking beat this lot of pretenders,wogs shouldn't play NRL they should stick to soccer,just look at Mini & Anastacia.Mini the calabrase nursing home needs a juggling,acrobatic clown.As for Braith,the Greek nursing home at Lakemba St Basils ,needs a bus driver who is slow ,steady and predictable.Phil the Dill you are the one exception,most houso's make awsome NRL players what the fark happened to you?Dr Smith ,you are lost in farking space.What the fark did Kane the brain do wrong? how could you expect the kid to make a break with Anastacia supplying the pass.Anastacia couldn't pass wind, with a bowl of fasolada[baked beans].Mr Politis you know we are gratefull for your efforts but just like the Greek govt,the EU needs to step in & take control of this sinkin ship.

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