Alert !!! Alert !!!! Alert !!!!!

[Guest]

WE need the human fountain, the Irish bubbler, the Golden Shower.

We need Todd Carney

I will even supply the breath mints

[Salvatori Grubber]

The Toilet Terror. The WC you Wanna See. The Funny Dunny from Goulburn. Ol' Pissmouth himsef.

I've got The Yellow Fever.

[Thirteen]

Gets injured to often.

[Salvatori Grubber]

Yeah I know. Just wanted to write funny stuff.

[Salvatori Grubber]

The Half Back with a Urinary Tract.

[Kingbilly]

I am a bit confused do we need him because we need to double out mistackle count, newspaper article count or simply because you think we need more dickheads ?

[Guest]

I am a bit confused do we need him because we need to double out mistackle count, newspaper article count or simply because you think we need more dickheads ?

All of the above plus we need a match winner

[Kingsgrove-Loiner]

All of the above plus we need a match winner

He hasn't been a match winner since 2010.

[John Corey]

He is currently sidelined for busted ribs and......yep.....you guessed it. A hamstring injury. And in the article it mentioned what I posted on here a week or 2 ago. The reason for all his hammy and groin injuries is the lack of respect and professionalism he has shown toward rehab. Getting pissed rather than staying home and icing up.

Anyone who has similar type injuries knows that it don't get any better. The older you get , the more often these type injuries recur. Carney is in decline. His body will not allow him to be the player he was.