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  • Fixing Todd Carney

    Looks like I'm a hypocrite on top of everything else as I'm talking about this crap again.

    I have a way to fix Todd Carney.

    Make his life about nothing but football.

    He lives, breathes, eats and shits football.

    Every waking moment for him is about the Roosters and his career.

    And have someone with him for as close to 24/7 as is possible.

    If he's an alcoholic treat him like one.

    Have him move in with the biggest wowser in our club, whomever that is, and have that person be on him like shit on an army blanket.

    The only time Todd is alone is when he's taking a dump or having a pull, and even then the person checks the room before he lets him enter.

    He's here to play football for the Roosters, not behave like a child.

    If he doesn't like it he can pay back the 300,000 or whatever he's on for this year and go and lie in a ditch somewhere drinking metho for all I care.

    Here endeth the rant.

  • #2
    I will drink to that

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    • #3
      I thought that they would have been doing this already.. it's the common sense thing to do. Let's see what happens.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Madduke View Post

        Here endeth the rant.
        ... and a good rant it was. The thing is you are right. He needs a minder. Whatever demons have a hold of him they are not ones he is strong enough to resist. What did he think was going to happen when he went out in public on Saturday night and drank. He seems to be at the point where he is out of control, knows it but can do nothing but watch it happen.

        If you think of all the grub footballers we have had to put up with over the years I don't think Carney is anywhere near the top of that list. To me he is a deeply troubled young man. He is drowning and can't save himself. If he was never to play again and never to fulfill his potential it would indeed be very sad and an epic waste of talent.

        I honestly believe with the right help and guidance he can come out of this.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Madduke View Post
          Looks like I'm a hypocrite on top of everything else as I'm talking about this crap again.

          I have a way to fix Todd Carney.

          Make his life about nothing but football.

          He lives, breathes, eats and shits football.

          Every waking moment for him is about the Roosters and his career.

          And have someone with him for as close to 24/7 as is possible.

          If he's an alcoholic treat him like one.

          Have him move in with the biggest wowser in our club, whomever that is, and have that person be on him like shit on an army blanket.

          The only time Todd is alone is when he's taking a dump or having a pull, and even then the person checks the room before he lets him enter.

          He's here to play football for the Roosters, not behave like a child.

          If he doesn't like it he can pay back the 300,000 or whatever he's on for this year and go and lie in a ditch somewhere drinking metho for all I care.

          Here endeth the rant.
          backwards thinking of the highest order

          he needs to learn about life, and part of that is understanding that there is a lot more to life than football

          he also needs to mature and to think for himself

          having him living eating and breathing football and being chaperoned 24/7 will achieve neither of those things

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Tries Off Kicks View Post
            backwards thinking of the highest order

            he needs to learn about life, and part of that is understanding that there is a lot more to life than football

            he also needs to mature and to think for himself

            having him living eating and breathing football and being chaperoned 24/7 will achieve neither of those things
            You are the Fox news of this website. I declare you to be Opposite Man.

            I am absolutely correct then.

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            • #7
              This is a stupid thread.
              Tony Abott believes he can keep the boats out. Madduke reckons he can keep life out. lol

              All fine locking someone up......until they get out

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              • #8
                Originally posted by captaincaveman View Post
                This is a stupid thread.
                Tony Abott believes he can keep the boats out. Madduke reckons he can keep life out. lol

                All fine locking someone up......until they get out
                Shouldn't you be at Centrelink? Or stalking Braith Anasta?

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                • #9
                  I read in one of the articles, that a 'minder' was out with the boys initially the other night, but the boys gave him the slip.

                  I only read this in the papers, so there is every chance this is a figment of someones imagination.

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                  • #10
                    First TOK and now Captain's Not Courageous disagree, I must be correct.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Madduke View Post
                      First TOK and now Captain's Not Courageous disagree, I must be correct.
                      You are in fact correct on both counts.

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                      • #12
                        He should move in with Nick Politis. (Get rid of the Ouzo and Retsina first.)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Fleabag Fletch View Post
                          I read in one of the articles, that a 'minder' was out with the boys initially the other night, but the boys gave him the slip.

                          I only read this in the papers, so there is every chance this is a figment of someones imagination.

                          The minder needed to be living with Todd..."everything must be different"...so he didn't go out in the first place.

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGaRmYj0wY

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                          • #14
                            Does Uncle Nick seriously have a Roosters tatt on his forearm?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Madduke View Post
                              Looks like I'm a hypocrite on top of everything else as I'm talking about this crap again.

                              I have a way to fix Todd Carney.

                              Make his life about nothing but football.

                              He lives, breathes, eats and shits football.

                              Every waking moment for him is about the Roosters and his career.

                              And have someone with him for as close to 24/7 as is possible.

                              If he's an alcoholic treat him like one.

                              Have him move in with the biggest wowser in our club, whomever that is, and have that person be on him like shit on an army blanket.

                              The only time Todd is alone is when he's taking a dump or having a pull, and even then the person checks the room before he lets him enter.

                              He's here to play football for the Roosters, not behave like a child.

                              If he doesn't like it he can pay back the 300,000 or whatever he's on for this year and go and lie in a ditch somewhere drinking metho for all I care.

                              Here endeth the rant.
                              Killjoy..........

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