Only Melon can save us

[The Brain]

withy melon's Match ups and Dead Elvis's decoders

[The Brain]

ahhh yeah and that Roosters song of his where's ya link to that champ

[Guest]

Brain baby, you never say hello to me at games anymore.

[The Brain]

Brain baby, you never say hello to me at games anymore.

I bipped my horn at you at 5:40 but you didnt look my way you walked passed the video shop as I turned right picking up the evil one- the wife will be at the Vid shop tomorow at 5 waiting for my son to finish his guitar lesson.......then I bipped the car horn later

[Guest]

I bipped my horn at you at 5:40 but you didnt look my way you walked passed the video shop as I turned right picking up the evil one- the wife will be at the Vid shop tomorow at 5 waiting for my son to finish his guitar lesson.......then I bipped the car horn later

I didn't even hear it...or maybe I did, I was in my own world.

By the way, those chips saved my life yesterday.

[The Brain]

I didn't even hear it...or maybe I did, I was in my own world.

By the way, those chips saved my life yesterday.

He has the best chips - I always knock Mr Shanghai always telling him he ripped me off.

[melon....]

Its time.

Coming right up....tonight.

But where the ferk is DE?

[Guest]

From Dead Elvis On The Wall.

Dronco's decoder

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Sorry guys missed last week due to work committments.......here is this weeks installment....

1. Gerard Beale (Banana)...a long slender fruit that hangs around in bunches.....they are largely picked ‘green’ where they ripen and mature before eventually turning brown when bruised and eventually dropping to the ground .....sounds like a perfect metaphor for this rookie who will no doubt end up a banana split on the weekend

2. Jack Reed (JR).....some of you will remember the character ‘JR’ from Dallas....a womanising, boozer who ended up losing the lot as he really didn’t have what it takes to be successful even though he had been given it all....enough said really.....

3. Justin Hodges (Crab).....this guy holds the record for the most number of metres in the history of the game...the only problem being that they are all sideways...just like a crab he has an apparent hard exterior, but once you remove his shell he is just soft really...

4. Ben Te’o (Truck)...putting a second rower in the centres is kind of like lining up a Mack truck against a Porsche....sure you might have the size but you have completely missed the point of the race....this guy can hit hard, only problem being you have to catch them first....expect SKD to ‘haul’ past this deadweight

5. Yow Yeh (Hah).....every now and then comes along a player of such enormous potential that the crowds flock to the grounds to watch them....these sort of players come along maybe once or twice in a generation......this guy is certainly NOT one of them.

6. Darren Lockyer (Goodyear) ....this balding retread has been going ‘around and around’ for many years ....he has ‘rotated’ from fullback to five-eighth but his best years are behind him as he now just seems ‘tyred’..thankfully he has finally announced his retirement making this ‘Goodyear’ a great year.....

7. Peter Wallace (Gromit) this guy plays like he is made of plasticine...he is sluggish , predictable and considered by most a comedy act......expect a new adventure to be written on the weekend....”Wallace & Gromit and the 50 point hiding”...

8. Ben Hannatt (Who wants to be a millionaire) a league journey man who has seen more clubs than Tiger Woods caddy...rumour has it his relentless pursuit of the dollar saw him try out for who wants to be a millionaire but as he is not the sharpest tool in the shed he could not qualify...when asked at the audition 'what is your name' he actually asked for options....lock him in eddy

9. Andrew McCullough (GroundHog)....every time I have seen this guy he comes up with exactly the same plays....run from dummy half......throw a dummy and then get smashed.... goes to show that this ball ‘hog’ spends more time facedown ‘in’ the ground than on it....

10. Sam Thaiday (On my mind)....those of you old enough would remember this track ...a classic from the 60’s which is apt given this blokes hair and playing style..the great irony of this is that the song was by ‘The Easybeats’ which is exactly what the Drongo’s will be on the weekend.

11. Matt Gilette (Schick)....over the past few seasons the Dronco’s have had a few ‘close shaves’ with disaster...Ivan Henjak as coach, Alfie Langer as water boy and more recently claiming that this park footballer is the next big thing......Gilette-the best a man can get??...hardly!

12. Alex Glenn (Twenty) .....just like a fart in an elevator this guy tends to hang around the ruck and is more an annoyance than useful..... Unfortunately the coach cannot simply ‘spray and wipe’ this dud away as the Drongo’s have a bench which is softer than a bag of marshmallows....like his decoder suggests this guy’s game stinks!

13. Corey Parker (Pen) .....You have to wonder about the intellect of a guy that has his own name written on his forearm. ......is it because he is proud of his heritage or does it imply some sort of tradition???..sadly no...it is so he can remember his name when his teammates are calling the plays.... lucky for him his name isn’t d.ickhead...
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The King is dead....long live the King!

[Guest]

I remember that Melon's matchups we often used as a gee up to opposing teams.'

I hope these aren't.

[The Brain]

I remember that Melon's matchups we often used as a gee up to opposing teams.'

I hope these aren't.

In 2001 semi against the Newcs they posted up his match ups on the dressing room wall

[melon....]

In 2001 semi against the Newcs they posted up his match ups on the dressing room wall

I remember JT saying that one hurt the most. First from the heavy defeat and then from laughter.

[Guest]

That's awesome Melon. You are the best.

[Guest]

Great work little man. You are a legend in your own lunchtime.

[melon....]

Great work little man. You are a legend in your own lunchtime.

Lol. Easy meat.

[melon....]

Yep that right genius. Don't forget it. Lighten up you tools.