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If we manage to win i’m gonna fully dress up in rooster footy gear i.e jersey, shorts, socks. Will even lace up an old pair of steel studded football boots, lube up with the decorub, wack in a mouth guard and jump under a newly purchased rooster doona on my bed , and remove that rooster peter heater for some great action whilst thinking about the Fordettes. I might even invite my girlfriend.
However if we happen to lose i’m heading for bankstown so i can strap 30 kg’s of ali baba’s halal kebabs around my waist and will cross the Gaz strip (boom boom) into Kogarah and head into a fully packed St Merge leagues club to blow the fargin infidels up. Sure there will be Homus ,tabuli , meat chunks and sauce all over the place but i won’t care because i will be meeting up with 72 virgins that look like the Fordettes.
Is that normal?
Anyone with exciting plans?
However if we happen to lose i’m heading for bankstown so i can strap 30 kg’s of ali baba’s halal kebabs around my waist and will cross the Gaz strip (boom boom) into Kogarah and head into a fully packed St Merge leagues club to blow the fargin infidels up. Sure there will be Homus ,tabuli , meat chunks and sauce all over the place but i won’t care because i will be meeting up with 72 virgins that look like the Fordettes.
Is that normal?
Anyone with exciting plans?
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