The Overated ones vs the bankrupt Titans player ratings

[The Brain]

Plain and simple our forwards have been hopeless for 3 games straight - no yardage men which equals no space for the backs to move.If its not Phil the Dill its Perret farking up.
Best player was BJDJ followed by Mini then Brett Pearce.
The team appears to have developed one style of playing and the opposition have figured it out and dealing with us quite easily.

Older Brother -7 - Played well again the ol' Mini but his brother slammed him on his back a few times as he said he would.

Down Syndrome-0- Phil the Dill must be let go .Doctors report will be out on him soon .

Ocker- 3 - Ok Trewehls now you can bag him out ,my fave Maubs was shite and stank

SKID Mark- 5- didnt do a thing wrong( Miracles happen) but was well contained .Can some one tell him that you cant score tries running towards the side line?.

The missionary president-0-Too many seminary meetings and not enough training farking rubbish performance by one player that Ive always wanted out, too slow and cant score intercepts. Maybe he should join the Hamish society he might fire up.

Carnflop-2- Carnflops worst game ever he has gotta stop hanging around car parks with Friend.If he has that fetish he should become a Bondi Parking cop or some thing.7 errors.

Brett Pearce-6- ok so what played mostly well but came up with a Fincharelli clanger of a kick that lead to Titans win-

The invisible man -1- FPN where are you ?

Shitmonster-6- played alright Myles but slowly declining as the season ends

The Conn -4- worked but just looked good didnt do anything else .I would like to hang out with him after match functions and pick up his left overs.

Cindy Brady-2- also always looked like he was doing some thing but was really pretending -Anasta for France.

Dopey-3- no penalties given whats the go Rylsy?

Lindsay Lohan- 5- tackling but not much else -Friend gotta get out of rehab and start running.

Girl - 3- thats right Ghost your boy Kennedy ran like a pussy on rags.

The Man -8- what gacefull skills the BJ has.He could be our very own Mundine, one backflip after a try and he is in the club.Good player.

Smiling Assassin-6 - he would make a great bad guy dude in an American Gang movie- why does Smithy only play him in short spells?.Mose must play more.

Farknuckle -minus 100- another record for the Greek Sperm gone wrong.No more, protest to the club now cancel your membership .

Our forwards are shite and I cant see any light at the end of the tunnel.
Kane Linnet is a bigger loss than you could imagine.A back that can tackle and run straight onto the ball.

Dr Zachary smith hasnt figured it out yet.Its simple send a rocket up every forwards ass.

[Guest]

Good summary mate.

I'm wondering what our excuses will be this week? We've had the "loss we had to have" against the merge. We've used the "short turnaround" against the Gummies. What's our excuse this week?

Face it ladies, we are the reigning spooners and we still have a lot of shit in our game. We all said at the start of the season if we make the 8 it'll be a good season. Well we're not there yet.

Personally I think we have over achieved this year. Until we get that shit out of our game we will not be a consistent force in this comp.

Chook.

[Guest]

Amazing that SKD can get a 5 simply for not having a brain explosion.

I thought last night was one of his worst performances of the year. I think he put his 2009 sideways compass in his pocket before he went on.

I'll take the errors if they come with some impact.

[The Brain]

Amazing that SKD can get a 5 simply for not having a brain explosion.

I thought last night was one of his worst performances of the year. I think he put his 2009 sideways compass in his pocket before he went on.

I'll take the errors if they come with some impact.

I was considering a 9 for SKD been error free it was mean feat.

My 8 year old watched the game and said the only forwards worth their weight was Mose and Friend

[Guest]

Yeah sad indictiment when Mose is one of our best and he was playing hurt.

[Guest]

Hard on SKD. Thought he was one of our best. Yes he runs across field, but he can be very effective when doing so. He looked our most dangerous in attack. And defensively he was very good. Rushed out of the line and cut off some backline plays on a few occasions

[Pass the Ball]

Scott Prince - 11

[BUDDY]

Hard on SKD. Thought he was one of our best. Yes he runs across field, but he can be very effective when doing so. He looked our most dangerous in attack. And defensively he was very good. Rushed out of the line and cut off some backline plays on a few occasions

I thought Carney ran more sideways than SKD last night and they were all pretty ineffective. Not sure whether he just had nobody running lines or he tried to do it all on his own. They had every one of his moves covered.

[trewhella]

fair assessment

The forwards look tired and busted with one exception.....
my boy Nicky K.

Fresh as a ****ing daisy.

[Guest]

I thought Carney ran more sideways than SKD last night and they were all pretty ineffective. Not sure whether he just had nobody running lines or he tried to do it all on his own. They had every one of his moves covered.

Carney running sideways is effective off good go forward. We didn't have that last night. No momentum meant the team were playing flat footed. The occasions where we had a deep backline, we had no one running onto the ball with any authority. Other times where Carney ran across the field, we had no one running angles or wrapping around on the inside, therefore the defense wasn't questioned at all

[melon....]

fair assessment

The forwards look tired and busted with one exception.....
my boy Nicky K.

Fresh as a ****ing daisy.

He will win a medal in September.......at floriade.

[Guest]

Fair summary.

I agree with Perrett, he made his debut in 04 yet he still has it in him to make really poor errors. We did alot wrong last night but if he didn't have a shocker we probably could of won. A bit harsh on him with the intercept Gordon would of got most wingers, but that pass was stupid.

BJ is a gun, he made a few stupid errors but that is expected from an 18 year old. He is the best young player we have.

[BUDDY]

Fair summary.

I agree with Perrett, he made his debut in 04 yet he still has it in him to make really poor errors. We did alot wrong last night but if he didn't have a shocker we probably could of won. A bit harsh on him with the intercept Gordon would of got most wingers, but that pass was stupid.

BJ is a gun, he made a few stupid errors but that is expected from an 18 year old. He is the best young player we have.

With the start Perrett had, I doubt Gordon would have caught Graeme, Linnett and even SKD. Slowest winger in the game. Bring on Ferguson. That pass was fkn stupid. We had 5 tackles up our sleeve and them on the back foot. Zillman did what Perrett should have done and they scored.

[Cockadoodledoo]

fair assessment

The forwards look tired and busted with one exception.....
my boy Nicky K.

Fresh as a ****ing daisy.

Why take the Ferrari if you are only driving to the corner store... Nicky K is being kept in the garage until it really matters.

[Guest]

With the start Perrett had, I doubt Gordon would have caught Graeme, Linnett and even SKD. Slowest winger in the game. Bring on Ferguson. That pass was fkn stupid. We had 5 tackles up our sleeve and them on the back foot. Zillman did what Perrett should have done and they scored.

You can't get rid of the club man