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    Hard calls lift Roosters, not Brian Smith

    * Phil Rothfield and Andrew Webster
    * From: The Daily Telegraph
    * July 30, 2010 12:00AM

    WEBBY: You've been itching all week to debate Brian Smith. The Roosters are flying - can Roosters fly? - and you still can't credit the coach. What is doing?

    BUZZ: He's doing a really solid job. The team's going gangbusters. I just don't credit him as much as CEO Steve Noyce. Noyce made all the tough calls last year by getting rid of Freddy and Willie. This is why the club has improved, because of the hard calls that were made towards the end of last year.

    WEBBY: Full credit to Steve but I'm sure chairman Nick Politis had some say in Freddy departing. I'd also credit Smith for ensuring that Mason was no longer there. Smith said when he first got the gig that Mason was free to leave - and he wasn't sighted at the joint again. The discipline in the club, compared to last year, is why they're firing. That's got everything to do with the coach. I want you to acknowledge it.

    BUZZ: Where was that "discipline" last year when two Knights players were allegedly dealing drugs. Give me a break, Webby. My point is this: The Roosters have won nothing yet. Brian Smith has won nothing yet. I've seen a lot of his teams in contention at this stage of a season, only to fall at the last hurdle. Parramatta will thump them on Saturday night - and I'm a bloody good judge. Look at the tipping panel on page 48.

    WEBBY: The tipping comp that I have been leading for about six weeks? Dribbler. I don't think you can blame Smith for the drugs charges levelled at Danny Wicks and Chris Houston. I'm sure those reasons will be spelt out in court soon.

    BUZZ: I'm not blaming him. I'm saying he was in charge at the time.

    WEBBY: How dare you interrupt me. I'm not going to judge Smith's influence on the Roosters on whether they win premiership - or even beat Parra tomorrow night. But that joint was broken last year. What he's done in turning it around - as evidenced in the form of Toddles Carney - is enough already. Even Fittler says Smith is the main reason for the turnaround. And he was punted to make way for him!

    BUZZ: Thanks for giving me a turn. To lift a side from the wooden spoon into the position they're in now is top-shelf stuff. But the coach still looks nervous to me. Whenever you see him in the coaching box, he looks like a woman in a labour ward. Always tense. They tell me he's even put himself on a media ban. For Christ's sake, who does he think he is? Wayne Bennett?

    WEBBY: I find it hard to believe that a coach would allow himself to get pregnant in the footy season for a start. Maybe after, but not during. All coaches are nutcases. Have you ever met a sane one? He cares about his footy team.

    BUZZ: But players get vibes from the head coach and it's always around this time every season that he gets on edge. Maybe he needs one of those Valiums that Jake Friend was handing around.

    WEBBY: Give yourself a Valium. And maybe a bottle of Scotch. Then a Red Bull. Mate, you seriously have to rate him as a coach. No premiership, but he's exceptional at making the younger blokes in his squad better. That's a fair gauge of a coach, I reckon, and Smith did it at Newcastle and now he's doing it at the Chookies.

    BUZZ: He couldn't recognise Jarryd Hayne when he was coming through as a boom rookie at Parramatta. He didn't rate Clint Newton - he went to Melbourne and won a comp. He didn't rate Josh Perry - he went to Manly and won a comp. He didn't want Kade Snowden at the Knights - he went to Cronulla and played for NSW. Maybe it's wrong, but I judge coaches on their trophy cabinets. I loved Jack Gibson, I admire Wayne Bennett. They have seriously achieved.

    WEBBY: I dare say no coach comes close to Jack or Wayne.

    BUZZ: Tim Sheens has won four.

    WEBBY: Will you shut up? You are setting a high standard. Smith consistently performs and there are plenty of footballers out there who credit him for what they've done in their careers. Why are you such an angry, angry man, especially when it comes to Smith?

    BUZZ: You know what? It will be a fairytale story if he can take the Roosters from the wooden spoon to the grand final. Can you imagine all the hype about him trying to win his first grand final? It will be great for the game. And, if the Roosters win the premiership, good luck to him.

    WEBBY: Will you run naked from the office here in Surry Hills to Bondi Junction if they do?

    BUZZ: Only if I don't have to go up Oxford St.

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    This bloke is becoming(already become ?) the joke of rugby league, and a funny one at that. I understand not liking a bloke like Brian, but to go to these lengths is ridiculous. I also like the added bit where he attributes Wicks and Houston's drug dealing to Smith.

    You can literally tell this interview was done through gritted teeth.


    Edit: Some other added stuff for TOK (should be defending Beetroot shortly).

    Smith has never doubted Hayne's ability, but thought he was just a tad too young for grade. In hindsight, he was right, as Hayne (although very exciting) was very erratic at the start of his career, and still is to a degree.

    He didn't rate Newton because he isn't very good. Lets face it, Storm would make Hegarty look like a superstar. They too, pissed him off when it came to him asking for more than minimal payments.

    Josh Perry had some achievements but is seen as overrated by many, as evidenced in his lacklustre rep performances.

    Snowden openly admitted that he was lazy at Newcastle and wasn't going anywhere due to his attitude/lifestyle. Sticky turned his attitude around and even said that it wasn't the easiest thing to do.

    I just hope Brian wins a GF either with us or any other club solely because i can see Rothfield's face turning an even brighter shade of red.

  • #2
    More quality work from Tries Off Kicks
    FONK

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    • #3
      this guy needs to give himself an uppercut... this 'blog' of his is even better about souths... wait for it.. SUPERSTARS HAHA

      Scintillating Souths playing like superstars

      THE Rabbitohs are finally playing like superstars. For years Souths co-owner Russell Crowe has been a Hollywood star in charge of high-school drama students – until now. The Rabbitohs gutsy win over the Warriors yesterday has kept their top eight hopes alive. The Rabbitohs have become one of the most exciting teams to watch in the competition and are finally living up to the club’s reputation of superstars. Do you agree?


      another great quote of his in his blog

      I know a few clubs that would love to have quality like Sutton and Sandow as the halves.

      hahahahah this guy is a first class wanker

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      • #4
        My sides hurt from laughing so much. This bloke makes the time I have to spend at work bearable. Please don't ever stop him writing- PLEASE!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by r*o*o*s*t*e*r*s View Post
          I know a few clubs that would love to have quality like Sutton and Sandow as the halves.
          Certainly not the Roosters.

          Carney & Pearce are far better then those two.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by r*o*o*s*t*e*r*s View Post
            I know a few clubs that would love to have quality like Sutton and Sandow as the halves.
            I am sorry but I don't see the humour. I reckon the coach of the Winston Hills C grade would be more than happy to have those 2 fronting up in the halves..
            ...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cockadoodledoo View Post
              I am sorry but I don't see the humour. I reckon the coach of the Winston Hills C grade would be more than happy to have those 2 fronting up in the halves..
              very good!!
              FONK

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cockadoodledoo View Post
                I am sorry but I don't see the humour. I reckon the coach of the Winston Hills C grade would be more than happy to have those 2 fronting up in the halves..
                Sutton might get a run at lock for the Cowra Magpies, but we have that other little Souths general, Joey Williams playing half back for us so Sandow wouldn't get a start!

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                • #9
                  BUZZ: Thanks for giving me a turn. To lift a side from the wooden spoon into the position they're in now is top-shelf stuff. But the coach still looks nervous to me. Whenever you see him in the coaching box, he looks like a woman in a labour ward. Always tense. They tell me he's even put himself on a media ban. For Christ's sake, who does he think he is? Wayne Bennett?


                  This was my personal favourite....bagging Smith for looking tense in the coaches box! What anout his mates Sticky and Bellamy, can you get more tense then them!

                  Surely even ToK realises this guy is knob of the highest order.

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                  • #10
                    what about reynoldson. huge mistake by Smithy to let him go.....

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                    • #11
                      I have listened to Rothfield speak and he sounds like some of the drunks who used to prop up the bar in various pubs I have worked at in my lifetime. The red nose is also a giveaway. the guy is a drunk and a loser

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Chris View Post
                        Certainly not the Roosters.

                        Carney & Pearce are far better then those two.

                        Wow, what an insightful comment that is. The fact you feel the need to say that proves your lack of intelligence.

                        On another note, Rothfield clearly has absolutely no clue. It's actually so funny reading his 'blogs'.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by rhyseboy v2.0 View Post
                          Wow, what an insightful comment that is. The fact you feel the need to say that proves your lack of intelligence.

                          On another note, Rothfield clearly has absolutely no clue. It's actually so funny reading his 'blogs'.
                          That means you two should get along quite well, then

                          See you tomorrow on the Northern Terrace, Weesey.
                          FONK

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Headless Chook View Post
                            BUZZ: Thanks for giving me a turn. To lift a side from the wooden spoon into the position they're in now is top-shelf stuff. But the coach still looks nervous to me. Whenever you see him in the coaching box, he looks like a woman in a labour ward. Always tense. They tell me he's even put himself on a media ban. For Christ's sake, who does he think he is? Wayne Bennett?


                            This was my personal favourite....bagging Smith for looking tense in the coaches box! What anout his mates Sticky and Bellamy, can you get more tense then them!

                            Surely even ToK realises this guy is knob of the highest order.
                            They're not bringing down the budget, or detailing the financial position of a Fortune 500 company

                            It's good cop bad cop smart ass banter - like blokes talking footy and taking the piss out of each other at the pub Which is probably where they were

                            Sure Rothfield is an old coot with some questionable views. He does also know a fair bit about League, as incredible as some of you might find that

                            Pieces like this aren't designed to stand up to detailed point by point analysis. They're designed to be entertaining reading and to encourage discussion - that's all

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tries Off Kicks View Post
                              They're not bringing down the budget, or detailing the financial position of a Fortune 500 company

                              It's good cop bad cop smart ass banter - like blokes talking footy and taking the piss out of each other at the pub Which is probably where they were

                              Sure Rothfield is an old coot with some questionable views. He does also know a fair bit about League, as incredible as some of you might find that

                              Pieces like this aren't designed to stand up to detailed point by point analysis. They're designed to be entertaining reading and to encourage discussion - that's all
                              But this line of thinking comes across in everything he writes about us. If it was just this article I would take it with a grain of salt but he point blank refuses to give Smith any credit and goes to great lengths to point out any little error he may have made. Like his dislike of Gould, it borders on paranoia.

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