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  • Nightmare on Elm street Chooks vs Hasbeens Broncs Player Ratings

    Last week the Chooks were in flatline mode at royal Randwick .This week they woke out of their coma.Now Brian says the players are up to 5kg below their playing weight and the conditioning is not good at the moment -I believe him -so far.
    Considering both teams were crap last week their could be only one crap winner on good Friday.
    Disjointed attack but we still won and we look decent on the table.
    Isnt it great to see the 20 years dominant Broncos slipping into a hole .They are finally nothing and I love it .Porky Morgan is rolling in his grave and Ribot's Moustaki is falling off his face.

    Rose Tattoo- 8.5 - Carnagemania is still running wild so take your vitamins kids and enjoy.The hero has landed and he would look great on stage as the Tatts new slide guitarist .He's the,Bad Boy for football

    The example-2- All week he was going off his rocker telling anyone that will listen that his spams last week was to lift the team, yet he drops every thing etc etc follow this boy and we will win nothing-back to the trampoline Mini.

    String bean-6.5- Good player who always looks dangerous and occasionally clumsy -I like Phil Graham and so should you

    Mr Bean-6- There's a few Beans in our team lately.Will he or wont he? .Consistancy is his problem .Put on a Bob Marley Cd get the bong out and relax kid -he is frustrating but could turn out to be some thing.Played ok.

    Ressurection-3- It was good Friday and I was waiting for the all mighty one to come down from the cross and show us how good he can be .Sammy baby climb back up that cross and stay there while I head to Kings X.

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid-4- His head is not with it ,hanging back too much .Needs to run the ball a bit more and cut out Mini.They stir him but he gets the pussy and thats all that counts.Anasta I am waiting for that great form.

    Mumbles- 8- Consistant and our best player growing from strength to strength and sporting a new tattoo it says Mekarasrusty RIP-True I tell you he put it over gravel voice Locky.I would also like to donate $1000 to his special needs school at Mortdale.

    Fitzricko-8- what do you get when you cross Fitzy and Ricko in a gay relationship ? Nate Myles 10 more tackles and 10 more hit ups and he will be right.At least finally his heart is in the club.Jack Gibson wouldve loved this bloke and not a shit in sight.

    Lap Dancer -4- Just as he looks like hitting his straps he gets injured while a bird flies out of the crowd and jumps on his lap on the bench and bruises his kidney can you believe that ?its true its in the papers.Next time I go back to the club Im gonna hang of Conn's shoulder Im bound to pick up.

    Trewhellas best mate-6.5- Runs good lines has a deecnt tackle count a few more Kilos and he will even be more dangerous .I'm a fan come on Trewells get on the bandwagon.Mitch a goes alright.

    Eddie Guerrero- -4- You know feed them some mexican beans and they will fire.was a bit quiet and I am expecting a lot from this guy but he did his job well.

    Bulldog Paea- 4- S the bullchocs are after him and he is negotiating? Do we keep him? he is more cold than hot these days do we apply the Hitler white surpremecy policy?

    Gooba- 7- Im still reserved on James Aubbo- cant figure him out will he or wont he .He can goo good then he can be real ordinary in games.But I thought he went well against the Broncs

    The wrecking ball-5- Thats what the announcers says when he runs out .FPN -see Lopini

    Nick the dick -1- why god do you do this to me? I plead for Mercy on my soul.

    Jonestown-5- I think he is a good player who is not getting a go in a position to mature.I agree with artioe he is a hooker through and through.Put him in Newtown for several weeks to develop in that position then slot him back to our bench - The red headed Craig wing but he couldnt pull a root if his life depended on it.

    MRRRRRRR KKKKEEEENNNNEDY- 7- that right the WWE released him to play for us.The Ghost holds him in high regards and I agree he is young still and I believe he will become our no 1 prop in the next few years and will lead the team shame he has rRyan Cross's bones.


    Im not been harsh kiddies these boys are doing their best.
    Im happy with them I dont know what the rest of the season will bring but the future looks good.Todd Carney is unbelievably good player and Pearce is starting to play to the ability we know he has.
    We shall build a foward pack around Mr Kennedy in the future because the Ghost says so.

    Mean while Im off to eat a lamb off the spit with the rest of the Chocos today.
    Last edited by The Brain; 04-04-2010, 06:04 AM.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    Well done old man.

    Chook.

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    • #3
      Where is this special school in Mortdale you speak of?

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      • #4
        These are always funnier after a loss.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lauren View Post
          Where is this special school in Mortdale you speak of?
          Shouldnt make fun of it should I. I know 3 kids that go there including Pearce its more for their speech therapy Plus the Brain in his wealthier days used to sponsor such schools heavily especially the Miranda one .
          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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          • #6
            Good write up...don't agree with Nick getting a 1 rating...deserved more than that...you're robbing him hard..bootso klefti...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by FoghornLeghorn View Post
              Good write up...don't agree with Nick getting a 1 rating...deserved more than that...you're robbing him hard..bootso klefti...
              I dont know if he turns the Kontosouvla today for Spiros Yeeros with out spilling it then he gets a 4
              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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              • #8
                dunno, think you rated Pearce a bit too high. Found him a bit quite on Friday.. but did his job - 6.5

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Chook Norris View Post
                  dunno, think you rated Pearce a bit too high. Found him a bit quite on Friday.. but did his job - 6.5
                  Put it this way since Johnny Mayes and kevin Hastings ...its been a long wait for a decent half back he rates an 11 compared to the ones we have had last 20 years.

                  He is leading the team around the park very well .See its not just good forwards ...you need players to respond.
                  Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Brain View Post
                    Put it this way since Johnny Mayes and kevin Hastings ...its been a long wait for a decent half back he rates an 11 compared to the ones we have had last 20 years.

                    He is leading the team around the park very well .See its not just good forwards ...you need players to respond.

                    You forget Laurie Spina, Sam Obst and Justin Holbrook

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Stumpy View Post
                      You forget Laurie Spina, Sam Obst and Justin Holbrook
                      Not to mention Adrian Lam and Craig Wing

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                      • #12
                        Brain,
                        I am in shock.

                        Punctuation, grammer, even a nice flow on the sentences.

                        Nice work.


                        As far as the Aubusson myth goes.....
                        You are right. He goes well as a back rower whose main aim is to tackle his arse off and gain yards and back up.
                        I never said the kid didnt have heart, I said the kid didnt have talent.
                        Not a centre, not a five eighth.
                        A work horse will do fine.
                        barbarian ......arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by trewhella View Post
                          Brain,
                          I am in shock.

                          Punctuation, grammer, even a nice flow on the sentences.

                          Nice work.

                          lol....when I'm in the mood. It was either this or watch Russian chicks in action online
                          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                          • #14
                            Entertaining as usual Brain. I would have given Maubs 2 more points.

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