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    If there's no original masters like Ruuubes or that softy Jt I'll take the honors and nominate The Big Fella next week Ill be in China celebrating the Roosters vs Tigers victory in Karaoke .
    Had a good feeling this morning I thought we'd do em in the backs as long as our forwards contained the fat overated ones.
    Sorry to see a great talent like Tom Symonds get injured but he will be back soon.Gee's the toothless ones were quiet out there today .Do they really have 50,000 members ?because there was FA in attendance just Supemarios gut was bigger than their members in total.
    Smith plan was to use the backs in the ruck as much as possible and run the fat shits ragged I think it was 1 forward up followed by three backs - at the time I thought "what is Smith doing" - masterful coaching in the end.

    Carnagemania - 9.5 - How much better will he get? more grog more sex I say ,the bloke is so strong and athletic -people we may have found a new hero to replace Freddy finally - superb performance

    Samuel S Morman- 8- always solid did every thing asked of him and supported fantastically ...and can pass too? where did he learn that from?.

    Stretch- 7- Hows Phil Graham thought he would take ages to settle but promise an Aussie a free bag of fish and chips and they fire.

    Sean Kenny Legend - 8- No more Mr malaka he has given up masturbation hence now the result is good safe hands- Coach Smith has worked wonders .Fancy that he actually caught an intercept and completed a run to the try line with out dropping it.Have a feeling he just might become a main strike player for us .Im impressed.

    Spaggehti Mince- 5- Thought he was, may be not too much play went his way but did set up a try and he passed and hit the mark? Another for the Roosters book of revelations

    Gordans latest root -6- did his job -fed the ball and didnt over play his hand.Will enjoy things this season.

    Speech Therapy- 8.5 - another masterful display- wasnt perfect but heaps of enthusiasm and set up more tries than Dafinchy did in 5 years and not one kick hit anyone in the top tier grandstand.Another lethal weapon.

    Shitmonster - 9- How about the Queeeennnsslllanderrr?Finally took his origin form into a game for us .he looked good and played with plenty of heart if he keeps that up we shall go good.The lobby is safe this week

    Crooked Nose Job-7- Trewhelawanker hates this bloke and Ive been praising him. Like the rest of his team mates he needed the right coach to recognise his talents and play him where he belongs-Go Aubbo

    Nadia Comaneci--5- was defending a lot then decided to cut loose and do an Olympic gymnast move to break the tackle- Stay on the ground Tom, better luck next time and Im glad you will come out of it alright .One of the Brains faves.

    Appolo Creed -6- is he back holding the title- way off but held up against those fat bastards .I expect more from Lopini but its early days yet

    Friends Possie -7- provided good quick dummy half service.This ones for Ripleys believe it or not .Jaubs is ok but needs to build on todays game

    I hate St Inbreeds-8- I thought Ryles played real good and gave us some good second phase play opportunaties .Hope he stays fit and keeps giving the opposition heaps

    Eddie Guerrero -8- Who said the Mexican is dead? he is a live and well .If your sorry Cherro's out for the season will thank **** we have some one that has put his hand up......viva larazza.

    Pope Frank John Paul- 6- Like Lopini did his job but it was the nature of the game plan Smith had send the backs in to run up the middle and save the energy for the forwards in defence.

    Paul Vautins sperm error- 4- I have to admit didnt notice him was he replaced before kick off?- if he was then he gets 4 anyway

    Pritz.. -4- That means Greek for a fart

    Is this the first time since 3 years I havnt bagged them?

    Was proud of these farkers today and I hate Souffs more and will enjoy my morning coffee better .
    The farken Soup kitchens are empty tonight and the flagons are full and Eveliegh street is like christmas day.
    Last edited by The Brain; 03-14-2010, 08:29 PM.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    LOL @ Gordons Latest Root !!!!

    Delecto Oriens est odio Meridianus
    To love Easts is to hate Souffs

    Originally posted by Bill Shankley, Liverpool FC
    At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques.
    Originally posted by Andy Raymond Commentating Souffs V Manly 18/04/09
    The fireworks at the Easter show are making more noise than the crowd tonight

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    • #3
      I'm immature - I LOL'ed at the Shitmonster.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lauren View Post
        I'm immature - I LOL'ed at the Shitmonster.
        He should be called

        "The Bondi Steamer"

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        • #5
          Haha, nice one Brain. An enjoyable read.

          Confused as to who Pritz and Fatty's sperm is though

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          • #6
            I'm still laughing @ shitmonster

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Chook Norris View Post
              Haha, nice one Brain. An enjoyable read.

              Confused as to who Pritz and Fatty's sperm is though
              Kouparitzes and Ben Jones
              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Brain View Post

                Pritz.. -4- That means Greek for a fart
                LOL...he went alright in the end...

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                • #9
                  a delight as always to read your unbiased summary brain! enjoy china? the middle kingdom can be fun away from the masses! ps loz im still giggling @ shitmonster too!
                  Last edited by stephenj; 03-14-2010, 08:42 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Only a 7 for Maubs? No way!

                    Rest looks on the mark Brain

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by elo View Post
                      Only a 7 for Maubs? No way!

                      Rest looks on the mark Brain
                      as I less or more?
                      The whole team was pretty good but Carney ,Myles ,SKD Pearce ,Ryles were shit hot
                      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                      • #12
                        Maubs and Myles destroyed anything that moved, 8.5 for Mitch....unbelievable performance up against the "all-star" Rabbitohs backrow.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by elo View Post
                          Maubs and Myles destroyed anything that moved, 8.5 for Mitch....unbelievable performance up against the "all-star" Rabbitohs backrow.
                          Ive always been a fan of Mitch the better he plays the more Trewhella dies a slow death.
                          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pearcesworstnightmare View Post
                            He should be called

                            "The Bondi Steamer"
                            GOLD! I love it.

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                            • #15
                              why am i still smiling?

                              just got home from the game, something very important has changed? I'm still smiling, i was even nice to my wife, got Thai takeaway on the way home! all seems right with the world once again, there may even be peace in our time in the middle east? the dole bludgers have slithered back into their holes, rusty has smashed a few phones , both Brian's had good birthdays, smith and fc! i still cant take the smile off my face! do we realise that our scoreline puts us from wooden spooners to top of the comp!its good to be alive and to be an East's fan!

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