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  • A little poem..

    Souff Sydney till i die
    Another loss, another sigh.
    Who can explain our bad luck?
    We're ugly as sheet and dumb as fuark.

    Metho's what we like to drink
    We hang out at Centrelink
    Intelligence we all do lack
    We take drugs and shoot up smack

    We don't care what others think
    We have no brains and farkin stink
    We live in housing and look bazaar
    We'll steal a wallet or a car

    In a week we'd drink a keg
    Pensioned because we drag a leg
    The Rabbitohs are known to choke
    We need Rusty money our League Club's
    broke.

    Haters are a pain in the neck
    When do i get my welfare cheque
    Souffs supporters are amusing
    because of the fact they're champs at losing.
    Last edited by justjuice1992; 01-24-2014, 12:39 AM.

  • #2
    Mate that's a classic lol.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by justjuice1992 View Post
      Souff Sydney till i die
      Another loss, another sigh.
      Who can explain our bad luck?
      We're ugly as sheet and dumb as fuark.

      Metho's what we like to drink
      We hag out at Centrelink
      Intelligence we all do lack
      We take drugs and shoot up smack

      We don't care what others think
      We have no brains and farkin stink
      We live in housing and look bazaar
      We'll steal a wallet or a car

      In a week we'd drink a keg
      Pensioned because we drag a leg
      The Rabbitohs are known to choke
      We need Rusty money our League Club's
      broke.

      Haters are a pain in the neck
      When do i get my welfare cheque
      Souffs supporters are amusing
      because of the fact they're champs at losing.
      Bro's 4 life!

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      • #4
        That is the most beautiful poem off all time, it brought a tear to my eye! Thankyou JJ for sharing that.
        Last edited by The Rooster Oracle; 01-24-2014, 09:39 AM.
        The year 2013 marks the beginning of the Roosters next 'decade of excellence', and it will prove to be more successful than the last!

        Here's looking at you, kid.

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        • #5
          Needs to be etched on a brass sign infront of the sfs.

          well done.

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          • #6
            Yea well done JJ, always appreciate the time taken to constructively bag souffs.

            Never used to get in on the hate, but most of their fans make it impossible, you cant even talk footy to them.

            Lol at my last job, they were all coming in to watch the Manly vs Souths Prelim.

            Me : "how those roosters doing?" (cheeky jab)

            them: "nah, we don't wanna know about the roosters"

            me: well guess what? now you don't have to, cause you just squandered your GF ticket from Henry (perenara?) and let manly walk straight past you, we'll take it from here thanks"

            OH THE FEELING

            HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKIDOO AND EASTS

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