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  • The Shattered Chooks vs the ref and Video ref sharks player ratings

    Let there be no mistake -Chooks started bad 14 -nil first half result would be a fair call only to have it blown out by refs errors and a farken Bullchock in the vid refs box.
    I was confident despite the half time score that Cronulla had their fun and we would rip them apart.Only to be again halted by major **** ups by officials .Ill stand here and say if Sheck gets the try we win 28-26 and thats all thats required .I dont need to go into every error by officials it all on here.
    After nearly a whole season SKD is still the most useless player since Steve Mavin.
    Our halves and a few of our forwards were off their game -they all picked it up in the second half and concentrated on their footy.
    It aint no surprise our defence pattern is out of wack- we r missing 3 regular forwards.
    Our best ? Toups ,SBW ,Guerra

    Erkel -6- patchy and finding his way around at fullback .Some glimpses of genius here and there.

    Farkwit -1- I dont know how this priick holds his first grade spot and to make it worse we have another year of him.SKD your FoFFed.

    Lickadickysami -4- very shy in his approach to a first grade birth ,not ready has proven to be costly last few weeks .
    Disease -5- why do I call Jenko a disease because he gets no ball no plays -yet I list him as our most lethal weapon so he must must have aids or some thing our players dont get the ball out to him enough.

    Stilts - 8- good game from the young fella .Toups was valuable when we needed some one to put on points the only problem was the original Toupo was carving us up.

    Flash and The Pan -4- down among the dead men .Crap first half good second half ,wake up Malones .Twice tries went begging with him .He wouldve been under the posts a few times if they could pass it to him.

    Dopey -4- also like the above .You can see why Mini has developed into a good Captain this bloke has developed into a porn star only.

    Sook -4- Never thought I would see the day and see SBW TV play crap and carry on. Put his head down second half and started to play some real good footy.I expect better from him .

    Strop -8- Guerra has gone to a new level last few weeks and Im fine with his game last night.

    Contract -2- yep The pope got him self a new deal and hasnt been cited since. May be with Ron Jones and Martin Offiah in the Bahamas. FPN for dummies.

    Retro -5- Poor ol JWH .My Fave player was playing like a frustrated puppy like 3 years ago .he shouldve shoulder charged the ref than ran up to the Video refs box and smashed them too.

    Crazy Train-7- Jake is my Chooks player of the year .all aboard.

    Machine -6- played alright the ol Moa has done better though .

    Isyuk loo 4- has been a high light but didnt muscle up today when required

    The Milky bar Kid -5- ok not bad jogging on the spot for a try thats what the coach wants from him .Morts could run more thats what he is good at.

    Maybelline-4- shit averahe game from Maubs again the ball was superglued to his hands .We have no solution for our right side will always be our weakness unless we sign Folau or the alcho in Fergo.

    The Napparizer - He vapourized gallen and thats about it .The kid has a long way to go and will feature more next year.


    I wouldnt stress out too much on this game .Just be dissapointed we didnt get a fairer go by oficials .

    If this side is as good as I think it is then we should punish the Titans this week.


    we got beat by a Peptide hasbeen team who wont have any points next year or dignity.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    Originally posted by The Brain View Post
    Flash and The Pan -4- down among the dead men .Crap first half good second half ,wake up Malones .Twice tries went begging with him .He wouldve been under the posts a few times if they could pass it to him.

    Crazy Train-7- Jake is my Chooks player of the year .all aboard.
    Those two alone make me glad I can read.

    I thought I was the only one who knew about Harry Vanda's side project.
    SUPER DRAGON!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Johnny. View Post
      Those two alone make me glad I can read.

      I thought I was the only one who knew about Harry Vanda's side project.
      I used to know those two up at Crowey/St Leonards .They were regulars at the old mans shop. and Friendy ? he reminds me of a young Aussie ready to bite a bats head off.
      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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      • #4
        Originally posted by The Brain View Post
        I used to know those two up at Crowey/St Leonards .They were regulars at the old mans shop. and Friendy ? he reminds me of a young Aussie ready to bite a bats head off.
        I won't go into details but one of my female blood relatives was a groupie of the Easybeats and graduated to Flash and the Pan.
        SUPER DRAGON!

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        • #5
          Hugely entertaining as always Brain.

          I will say I thought Jennings was good setting up Toops for two tries but does need more ball.

          And I thought Liu was really good off the bench as well. What a player he is shaping up to be.

          Oh and 28-26 was my pick too. The Sharkies were terrified as evidenced by them taking the 2 to go 16 up. That call was an abomination that killed our momentum.

          Despite that shocker it was 4 tries to nil second half. Great mental resolve by the boys.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Tommy Smith View Post
            Hugely entertaining as always Brain.

            I will say I thought Jennings was good setting up Toops for two tries but does need more ball.

            And I thought Liu was really good off the bench as well. What a player he is shaping up to be.

            Oh and 28-26 was my pick too. The Sharkies were terrified as evidenced by them taking the 2 to go 16 up. That call was an abomination that killed our momentum.

            Despite that shocker it was 4 tries to nil second half. Great mental resolve by the boys.

            From a few weeks ago hitting the top of the table every single team is going to lift and have a go at us.
            We have copped a few onslaughts in recent weeks and worn them well enough.
            Robbo has a few weeks to get to adjust this type of ambush attack .Lets forget the ref shite for a minute and focus why we get our selves in that position.Sure having a few forwards out has disrupted our routine in defence etc .Robbo has got to get them in the right mind set to punish teams just like the roosters 0f 02-04 .
            I will say though as much as I think Mini should retire at the end of this year .I have maintained he has turned into a great Captain and leader and the team is missing that at the moment .
            We got sucked in by Gallen and that was it he baited the chooks and they folded.
            The most noticable thing was every second tackle a Cronulla player would lies in our play the ball disrupting and slowing us up .Happend about 40 times or more and for not one penalty for us ?
            Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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            • #7
              also that peptide steroid prick slapped Sheck across the head a few times? but we are bad .
              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Brain View Post
                also that peptide steroid prick slapped Sheck across the head a few times? but we are bad .
                And let's not forget that it was he who kicked out at FPN, but yet when Frank retaliates it was he who got penalised, I can't wait till Paul Rodney Howe Lance Armstrong Ben Johnson Gallen gets outed for what he really is........

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                • #9
                  lol read man, well done.

                  Chook.

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