Changes Needed Now!

[Guest]

Lol sack them all! trolololol!

[davos]

F**k me dead what a rabble we were tonight. Some deeply worrying signs in my book. We can forget about the title unless we enact some wide-reaching changes effective immediately.

Mitchell Pearce - Was barely spotted all night aside from blowing up at the refs when the game was lost. Not captaincy material, not halfback material. Perhaps a stint off the bench or at Newtown for the Titans game will send the right message

SBW - Only one offload stuck that i saw - the one that lead to RTS's disallowed try. Not good enough, and attracted at least a month's worth of penalties in the first 40 mins. Needs a stint on the sideline for a couple of weeks to reflect on tonights abysmal display. I'd bring in Arona, at least you will get some heart into the performance

SKD - Get him on the Ritalin! Has the attention span of a hummingbird on crystal meth, and the handling to match. Appears to have little work ethic...just gives off that vibe. No longer required...get him out the door Uncle Nick before he infects the rest of the squad and undoes the great work Coach Robinson has done! My sources tell me the Eels have some quality depth in the centres. O'Sullivan should investigate further.

Maloney - missed some key conversions, which affected our morale badly when it was realised how far behind we were. He might be doing too much on the field, which is affecting this. Mortimer should have kicking duties next week.

Guerra - Aside from the odd spin out of a tackle offers nothing whatsoever. He should be put on the open market, and we should bring in someone untested and hungry from the Under 20's backrow stocks.

RTS - Aside from one good sidestep on Carney, did nothing of note. Lacks accerlaration and flair. Doesn't have the maturity to hold the fullback position. Possibly never will. I hear Steve Naughton is playing alright, and he never really got a fair shot in first grade......something to think about.

This must be the same book as our old friend Newman had.He predicted we are shit 9 weeks ago.

[davos]

1. Steve Naughton (Pia Donkeys - France)
2. Daniel Tupou
3. Michael Jennings
4. Connor Broadhurst (Eels under 20's star)
5. Erick Aukofolou (Eels under 20's star)
6. James Maloney
7. Daniel Mortimer
8. JWH
9. Friend
10. Napa
11. Arona
12. Mitchell Mamary (Under 20s star)
13. FPN

14. Aubusson
15. Pearce
16. Liu
17. Josh Ailaomai (Jets)

Now thats a team that could take out the premiership!

Nah, this guys is actually legit. The eels wouldn't be able to beat their own U20's team if they tried.

[supermario]

OH MY GOD !!!!

We lost one game !!! SACK THE WHOLE TEAM !! SACK THE COACH !!! Change the Carpets in the gym, burn the files, Returf the SFS... HELL JUST BURN THE PLACE DOWN !! It worked for parra when they burnt down Cumberland oval !!!

Seriously, take a Becks and have a lie down !

[Johnny.]

1. Steve Naughton (Pia Donkeys - France)
2. Daniel Tupou
3. Michael Jennings
4. Connor Broadhurst (Eels under 20's star)
5. Erick Aukofolou (Eels under 20's star)
6. James Maloney
7. Daniel Mortimer
8. JWH
9. Friend
10. Napa
11. Arona
12. Mitchell Mamary (Under 20s star)
13. FPN

14. Aubusson
15. Pearce
16. Liu
17. Josh Ailaomai (Jets)

Now thats a team that could take out the premiership!

The highlighted bits I agree with.

But son, don't try to be funny when you're incapable.

Humor is a gift not something you purchase from the same place as your Legos.

[Hawkeye]

I think this firmly tongue in cheek stuff.
If you'll pardon the pun ...... well done Steak !

[Guest]

I wonder who steakface actually is?

Just another stupid alias.

Chook.

[Steakface]

Jeez folks. Some of you need to lighten up. I thought it was blatantly obvious that I was taking the piss out of those on here who meltdown following a loss!
Kudos to those who got it

[stsae]

Awesome post Steaky.

You had some of them before you'd baited the hook.