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  • Newman's Roosters vs Wooden spooners Merge Player ratings

    This is dedicated to our dearly departed Newman.Gone to Chookpen heaven.
    Another mighty game from the chooks who never really had to get into second gear to finish off this mob .We cruised and The Brain enjoyed watching his arch nemesis Merge go down again.
    Imagine if the penalties swung our way and easy 60 points.That will never happen .
    Pearce has grown from strength to strength since origin no doubting that.
    Awesome display of forward power last few weeks cant fault any one .How important JWH is to this team and how much his enthusiasm lifts this side.
    Great games from Friendy , JW,H Pearce ,Maloney,Moa Jenko.My MOM goes to JWH topped every thing runs tackles and good looks although you could easily give it to Friendy as well.

    Celebrity Apprentice -6- I can see our beloved Mini in this show next year .Played reasonable and very safe all night.Once again a great Captains knock.Listening to the Doors ...This is the end.

    Godzilla -7- Love watching this giant running in full stride ...great opportunities provided to him by Jenko the mentor .The Toups is alright in my books.

    P.Diddy-8- This slickster is one of the best match winners we have ever signed .Thank you once again Penrith and thank Phil Gould .Love watching Jenko run 70 m tries in..

    Man Love -6- Yep average no frills from the Maubs .I think STSAE....had him in the reverse bench position before the game that hindered him a a bit.

    The Joker -5- Highest rating SKD has gotten from me all year no errors scores a try the joke is on you .If i farken read that he is down because he has been shopped around since the preseason then go fark him off now he is on 450 grand a year breaking hearts.

    Batman -8- one he knows how to "bat" secondly one half of the dynamic duo Malonesreturned and played a great game has great vision and belief.

    Robin-8- he gets the fairy half nick Much bashed Pearce and I hope the form he has shown continues to strengthen coming into the semis .Another clever game and laid on some points.

    Box head -7- The young Boydy is becoming more consistant and adds much value to the side .Good player with plenty more to come from him in the years ahead.

    Useless -2- fark him off who needs SBW ? on 10 million bucks and complains his hamstring tickles.....hehe...NOT

    Y0-Yo -5- Yep up and down super one day average the next yo brother you got that!.

    Rudd -7- yes like the PM the LOD is coming back to haunt the opposition .Like I keep saying he will be one of the most hungry come semis time.Wants to win a comp badly.

    Valium head -9 - Seems thing are kicking for Friendy he has been playing exceptionally well good to see him back in dynamic form.

    Cruncher -9- My man love is for hollywood him self Mr JWH .This team is so much better when he is on the field.Topped the meters the tackle counts the hair style and all .Might have a foursome with STSAE and Maubs..but remember im a giver not taker.

    Pretty Boy -2 - Was he there not much of an opportunity for him some times he is wasted but any way life goes on .Morts plays his role.

    Engine -8- what a motor little big Sam has .Brings tear to my eyes to have forward who can run more thatn a 120m a week on a regular bases and this guy does it with half a game been a long time coming and one of the unsung heroes of our victories.

    Fugly-5- Nothing great but has added a few meters to his game and hitting a bit harder but really needs to pump those legs more .For some reason this year he looks sluggish compared to last year hits the line pretty slow .That Guerra.

    Isaac Hayes -6- he is a real cool cat who is learning the ropes .


    You can get excited about the victory but the chooks did what was expected of them a loss you would be asking their credentials.

    Who's next ?
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    I've said it before... while I appreciate your write-ups, I don't get who 1/2 the guys are.

    Isaac Hayes?
    Yo-yo?

    For the rest of the ones that lost me you at least mentioned the names.

    May I suggest that you name all of the players in order? (It's like you started them in order then lost track?) PLEASE... so stupid people like me know who you're talking about?

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    • #3
      I speak Brain. If I'm not mistaken.......

      Issac Hayes = Issac Liu

      Yo-yo = FPN

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Red. View Post
        I speak Brain. If I'm not mistaken.......

        Issac Hayes = Issac Liu

        Yo-yo = FPN
        lol...only for smarts
        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ism22 View Post
          I've said it before... while I appreciate your write-ups, I don't get who 1/2 the guys are.

          Isaac Hayes?
          Yo-yo?

          For the rest of the ones that lost me you at least mentioned the names.

          May I suggest that you name all of the players in order? (It's like you started them in order then lost track?) PLEASE... so stupid people like me know who you're talking about?
          Deciphering Brain's mangled English and cryptic asides is half the fun ...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Brain View Post
            Useless -2- fark him off who needs SBW ? on 10 million bucks and complains his hamstring tickles.....hehe...NOT
            This one made me giggle out loud.
            SUPER DRAGON!

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            • #7
              love it brain.

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              • #8
                lol, on fire man.

                Chook.

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                • #9
                  Lets get that awesome foursome going Brainmeister, I'm pumped up and ready to rip thru the lot of yas.

                  Especially TheMaubinator.



                  The FlogPen .

                  You know it makes sense.

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                  • #10
                    Surely jwh will win the jack gibson medal again this year the bloke played the whole first half

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                    • #11
                      One of your best write ups If not your best Quite accurate
                      I respect all our moderators here. Past present and even future. Always have done and always will do a wonderful job.

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                      • #12
                        I had a good laugh at Newman in chookpen heaven. Who else is there? Beguurk, mhrihk?
                        Who is in chookpen hell? Cowboymad...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gary Worthless View Post
                          I had a good laugh at Newman in chookpen heaven. Who else is there? Beguurk, mhrihk?
                          Who is in chookpen hell? Cowboymad...
                          Lemon_Goat's brother - Lime_Goat

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                          • #14
                            as usual loved it trhanks brain!

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                            • #15
                              All good fun ...one day I will spend more than 10 minutes on this writing it up that is .
                              You have got to hear my sons impersonation of Sam Burgess ... better than Beau Ryans and his one liners are a crack up.Trying to convince him to do it for the footy show..a bit of a chicken.
                              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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