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  • The Russel Fairfax coached Chooks vs The Shaky Isles Worriers

    Ah yeah what great memories the fairy... was a great coach,,,,I meet him one week before the season kick off with his team and he was asleep smashed under the table at Bobby McGees.
    They play like the above at the moment anyways.
    This team has a long way to go-we know.
    Much improved in the second half when we stood deeper and wider in attack first half was shemozzle attack wise...but we had generally pretty good defence,
    We are getting the odd glimpse of SBW give it another 4 weeks or more.
    As good as we were getting in the second half once again we nearly gave the game away with dumb penalties.With out them we score thirty more.
    Best Players - Jennings ,JWH and may be Maubs..i said may be.....fark him I give it to Sam Moa.
    next 3 games are gonna be killers to watch -enjoy the torture.

    R.I.P. -3 yeah yeah the usual tried hard--to kill us that is.Bumblin fumblin Mini.He must must retire please your killing me just like Del Piero did tonight in the FC game. Surely his Mrs can give him a job selling shoes ala Al bundy is his future.

    Fred Astair -6 has all the moves and all the grooves of Freddy but not sure if he wants to dance with Ginger Rogers or Rock Hudson.Gonna be a good player but needs to apply is craft in the no 1 jersey ...now!!!! malakithes.RTS for Fullback vote now.

    John Paul Young-4- Come on sing with me 1,2,3 hey take a look at me eee...Im yesteeeerdays hero wo wow wo. A touch of form but still way off the mark is either unfit or carrying an injury . SKD will make it back im sure of it. If not welcome Sam T

    F1 -8- The car jacker from the west is on fire .jennings is getting more and more dangerous .....I love him .Has a bit of clutz in him but he is a match winner... he will eventually have a field day backing up SBW .It just brings tears to my eyes to see a man in the red white and blue with pace havnt seen that since Bruce picket styreaked through here.

    The Great Khali-5- Good player is the Toups needs a bit more time but once he learns his craft he will a Mal or an Isreal ....learning his craft nicely.Either that or he will end up a door man at Budda Bing.

    Boney Maroney- 3- nothing to brag about and is also not in form but has a new team to learn to run around the park...pst I cant believe Im saying this but Braiths kick offs and drop outs are better than yours ,get workin on it Malones.Needs to run the ball more and support.They say he is funny but Im not laughing just the opposition is .

    King porker-1- Shittiest game ive seen him play ...dont take the sex away from him he needs it...did we really re- sign him for another 4 years?on what grounds?come on tell me.....Pearce is on Prozac or some thing.

    Pope Francis - 2- Gee the new pope gets paid well to play for 10 minutes a week what a job. I want one. When will we see the real Frank Paul? you know the one that has a blinder every 10 games?...ah ok I just answered my own question.

    Sugar Ray Williams-6- bit by bit his game is coming together be patient he will start destroying teams soon enough .SBW will also announce a rematch with Botha and promises it wont be rigged or get his head smashed.If only Khodar could bribe the officials in league like he does in boxing we would be a certainty.

    Floyd Cockner -5- eh so so game we know his good lets see how far Cordners shoulder will take him.For Chooks sake hope its good ,great potential and we need him.

    Superfly Jimmy Snuka-8- This bloke is not the biggest but he goes hard and makes decent meters and doesnt take a backwards step 3 more like him and we can win the comp-Sam was a good recommendation from Fitzy. I saw him last week smash a coconut in half with his head in the dressing room psyching him self up.

    Turtle- 4- I was always a believer but I am starting to wonder will he or wont he ? Friend is the Chooks enigma..dont know.I think I got it wrong .he should get some supplies from Cronulla and become bigger faster than Gallen.

    The pied Piper -7- always has a go . He tackles and he will do his hit ups just needs to hit the ball with a little more depth .Also ,one as decent as he is I put a question mark on him looks good and all but just lacks a little in the meterage department..needs improvement to be a real champ.

    Mortein- 4- oh well moved the ball at dummy half quicker but thats about all .May be if he was coached to start and play a full game he could get better.

    Magilla Gorilla -7- he was alright tonight Kennedy copped a chookpen pasting this week but improved a lot tonight just need more of it.catch him on Masterchef this week

    Lo(a)D od shiite-7- He was good LOD made the as many meters as Sam Moa in half the game time 124m - good effort .Early days wee need him trust me.

    Maubit- 6-look he wasnt bad scored a try mad e afew good short breaks and all but I still believe he stifles SKD but any he went ok.Not bad for an bad headed bloke .

    They were ok but this penalty problem **** me - dont blame the ref this year they are really giving them away.Get that out of the game and we can win games easier.

    Wheres Bansai ? Go Melbourne.
    Last edited by The Brain; 03-17-2013, 06:34 AM.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    Give Maubs a 7 maaaaaaaaaaaate, you know you want to.

    Just press the edit button.



    The FlogPen .

    You know it makes sense.

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    • #3
      Ahh braniac, still to this day your threads are painful to read, but yet so enjoyable at the same time. Good work you old bastard.

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      • #4
        as usual i loved it, thanks for the effort brain!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by stsae View Post
          Give Maubs a 7 maaaaaaaaaaaate, you know you want to.

          Just press the edit button.

          I tried but my hands wouldnt let me..this is my beef he is a forward on paper .....but runs at center we are always one forward down in teh rucks its not his fault but he cant be both .
          Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Brain View Post
            I tried but my hands wouldnt let me..this is my beef he is a forward on paper .....but runs at center we are always one forward down in teh rucks its not his fault but he cant be both .
            Every team has tight forwards, who play predominately in the centre, and edge forwards, who play predominately on the edge, mate.

            Maubs is better suited to the edge.

            $BW is an edge forward, most agreed last week his talents were wasted used in the middle.

            Edit, change to 7, you know you want to.

            Maubs did everything asked of him again, adding impact this week from the bench. Great defence, sweet hole running with footwork.

            We both know you just hate him cos he looks a bit like DaFunchy.



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            • #7
              Great stuff Brain. Brucey "Bobby Boris" Pickett? What a legend. But we did have Shane "Mullet" Whereat and Michael "The Precipice Prince" Appleby. Then Streakin Steve Deacon, Martin "Chariots" Offiah (alt. Martin "Marshmallows" Offiah), Todd "Skinny" Byrne, ran the 100m in 22.15, Jeff "Holden" Orford, Darren "Rabs Home Town" Junee, Wayne "should've closed Titanic's" Portlock, Ian "Ernie's losta" Schubert", Ronnie "Tenterfield" Saddler, Peter "The Jaw" Jorgensen, Terry "O" Fahey - speed to Skinny Byrne mate.

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              • #8
                Ahhhh Bobby McGees, I would have pulled so many more chicks there...if only I was not so smashed on bourbons and long island ice teas!! I remember one Friday afternoon the Brain and I were there and a VERY drunk Axe Gilmeister bought me a rose from the Asian lady so that I could give to a girl that he went up to slurring, but the girl said she liked me, so Axe bought that rose for me to give to her...too funny!! He was such a goose, but we were still in awe of him, despite us being so pissed

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                • #9
                  Bit harsh on pearcy bud imo

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Stumpy View Post
                    Great stuff Brain. Brucey "Bobby Boris" Pickett? What a legend. But we did have Shane "Mullet" Whereat and Michael "The Precipice Prince" Appleby. Then Streakin Steve Deacon, Martin "Chariots" Offiah (alt. Martin "Marshmallows" Offiah), Todd "Skinny" Byrne, ran the 100m in 22.15, Jeff "Holden" Orford, Darren "Rabs Home Town" Junee, Wayne "should've closed Titanic's" Portlock, Ian "Ernie's losta" Schubert", Ronnie "Tenterfield" Saddler, Peter "The Jaw" Jorgensen, Terry "O" Fahey - speed to Skinny Byrne mate.
                    You forgot the fastest man in league ...the self declared Wayne Challis ... I think he came last in the league olypics 100m sprint...hahahhahaha
                    Nugent that was the night fairy was crashed at about 6:30....hey I thought that rose for my shiela ya fag
                    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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