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A plan so cunning, yet so obvious it has to be brilliant.
I think this plan places me almost in the league of one of the great league minds of our time, STSAEy.
I thought of this plan after reading about SA running riot pissed as a newt, and the commitment he must have shown to get into the pub after being denied entry.
Get the players to meet at 8am up the cross and get them on the drink. Get the team bus to pick them up at 12:30 and take them straight to the game.
The whole team pissed as newts.
Imagine the possibilities.
17 players running riot on the field, may have to hand cuff the 4 on the bench to stop them.
17 players committed to resisiting takles (usually resisting arrest)
16 players slurring their speech, all saying "I am doin it for Fitzy, he is my bestest mate"
17 players ready to pick a fight with anyone that looks at them sideways let alone tries to tackle them
17 players running around with shoes on the wrong feet.
10 mins into the game there will be still 4 players struggling to get through the run through banner.
Players pissing on the leg of the referree, because they think no one will notice.
A whole team of cowboys confused because there is a whole bunch of guys stupider than Carl Webb and Shane Tronc and more pissed than JT on the field.
3 players trying to impress Wayne Bennett and get ST George contracts, by choking on the field, unfortunately its not the same when you are choking on your own vomit.
Crazy you might say, but I think its the only way to get a win. Even if we don't score more points it will be a ratings win and set a new standard and vision for rugby league, players pissed on the field in front of TV cameras will remove any confusion and innuendo perpectuated by the corrupt media and we can see it all for ourselves !!!
I think this plan places me almost in the league of one of the great league minds of our time, STSAEy.
I thought of this plan after reading about SA running riot pissed as a newt, and the commitment he must have shown to get into the pub after being denied entry.
Get the players to meet at 8am up the cross and get them on the drink. Get the team bus to pick them up at 12:30 and take them straight to the game.
The whole team pissed as newts.
Imagine the possibilities.
17 players running riot on the field, may have to hand cuff the 4 on the bench to stop them.
17 players committed to resisiting takles (usually resisting arrest)
16 players slurring their speech, all saying "I am doin it for Fitzy, he is my bestest mate"
17 players ready to pick a fight with anyone that looks at them sideways let alone tries to tackle them
17 players running around with shoes on the wrong feet.
10 mins into the game there will be still 4 players struggling to get through the run through banner.
Players pissing on the leg of the referree, because they think no one will notice.
A whole team of cowboys confused because there is a whole bunch of guys stupider than Carl Webb and Shane Tronc and more pissed than JT on the field.
3 players trying to impress Wayne Bennett and get ST George contracts, by choking on the field, unfortunately its not the same when you are choking on your own vomit.
Crazy you might say, but I think its the only way to get a win. Even if we don't score more points it will be a ratings win and set a new standard and vision for rugby league, players pissed on the field in front of TV cameras will remove any confusion and innuendo perpectuated by the corrupt media and we can see it all for ourselves !!!
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