Line up vs Storm?

[novice chook]

When's the first training session? I need a little practice at catching the high ball.

Seems fate that I should be picked at FB.

My first ever memory of the Roosters is good old Fairy running down the field with his long locks flowing in the breeze.

Ah the memories.

NC

[Guest]

1 – NC – Hard nosed fullback who takes no shit. Quick with instructions for lazy, useless, overpaid backrowers who don’t have a dig so stsae and the Phin will need to pull their weight.

2 – Cogburn – Is put on the wing so no one can hear his constant farking whining about how bad the rest of us are and how we pale into insignificance next to the likes of Vautin, Pongia, Hood and co.

3 – Trewhella – Strategically positioned at outside centre so every time Cogburn comes infield to complain Trew can coat hanger him!

4 – Brain – Inside Trew cause Brain always wants to be inside Trew.

5 – Roosterfarian – A speedster who is lightning off the mark but then loses direction due to massive intakes of gunga and ends up running up the tunnel, out the front and halfway across Moor park before realising he needs to drop the ball SKD style.

6 – Supermario – Quick hands, slow elbows, stationary shoulders make his passing game the envy of no one and unsuitable for tunnel ball let alone Rugby League. Coupled with a slow running style and zero lateral movement he is the Roosters best 5/8 this season.

7 – Roosternight – Started the season at water boy and progressed through the ranks to take charge of the team from halfback. Can’t read a game, chip or chase, through a cut pass, but has a good kicking game and tries hard.

8 – Chook – Stalwart front rower who takes the first half to run over the halfway line from the kick. Two farked knees doesn’t stop him making over 10 meters per game from 8 roll ups and a forward tumble. Requires 5 jerseys to cover the gut but is still Trews secret sexual desire.

9 - Chook Norris – Poor cousin to Chook, got his start through the Roosters Nepotism Program. Great hooker whose price lists include bestiality, mother in laws and suck starting Harleys.

10 – Ghost – The evergreen hardman of the Roosters pack. Hasn’t been before the judiciary since last round and is lucky to be included in todays line up as he has 12,145 carry over points from setting fire to the Bulldogs supporter bus.

11 – stsae – Backwards is a bruised and battered member of the team as his constant flaming of friend and foe alike makes him an easy target for hospital passes. Along with his partner in arms Phin, brings stability, toughness and herpes to the Rooster pack.

12 – Dolphin – A shiny, grey-skinned Queenslander whose knowledge and passion for the game gives stsae a woody every game. Has been known to storm the referees box and argue for 8 hours about a decision pending!

13 - The Big Fella – Rounds out the Roosters run on team with a handy "wide" passing game and a tremendous "long" kicking game, they don’t call him the big fell for nothing.

14 - The Mack – Named after a rock solid truck…


15 – Lauren – Constantly yelling encouragement from the bench, backrow and ambulance as she is driven away to hospital with yet another consussion.

16 – Fitzy – Solid, slow, hard working, useless, dedicated, delusional, heart and soul goal kicker for the Roosters. Has lost more hair then desire, however mudguard can’t cut it anymore and drops more balls than his slots between the posts.

17 - My dogs name Fitzy – Thinks number 16 is a dog.

Coach - Witty92 – Overpaid, clueless, costume wearing idiot who is a 95% improvement on the Roosters last coach.

Chook.

[BUDDY]

Great summary Chook

Just a small update.

14 - The Mack – Named after a rock solid truck. Often seen with clipboard while sitting on the bench jotting player statistics.

[supermario]

LOL chook, i needed a laugh this morning !!!!!!!!!!!!

[novice chook]

You know me far too well Chook.

Couldn't have described myself better.

NC

[TheLoneRooster]

Love your work Chook, very funny read that.

[Guest]

I'd start with sirgaylord at hooker. He can be our Ennis, the little cnut that the other team wants to bash. BACKWARDS I'd be worried when you pack the scrum though. I can just picture where your hand will be as you lock in

[stsae]

1 – NC – Hard nosed fullback who takes no shit. Quick with instructions for lazy, useless, overpaid backrowers who don’t have a dig so stsae and the Phin will need to pull their weight.

2 – Cogburn – Is put on the wing so no one can hear his constant farking whining about how bad the rest of us are and how we pale into insignificance next to the likes of Vautin, Pongia, Hood and co.

3 – Trewhella – Strategically positioned at outside centre so every time Cogburn comes infield to complain Trew can coat hanger him!

4 – Brain – Inside Trew cause Brain always wants to be inside Trew.

5 – Roosterfarian – A speedster who is lightning off the mark but then loses direction due to massive intakes of gunga and ends up running up the tunnel, out the front and halfway across Moor park before realising he needs to drop the ball SKD style.

6 – Supermario – Quick hands, slow elbows, stationary shoulders make his passing game the envy of no one and unsuitable for tunnel ball let alone Rugby League. Coupled with a slow running style and zero lateral movement he is the Roosters best 5/8 this season.

7 – Roosternight – Started the season at water boy and progressed through the ranks to take charge of the team from halfback. Can’t read a game, chip or chase, through a cut pass, but has a good kicking game and tries hard.

8 – Chook – Stalwart front rower who takes the first half to run over the halfway line from the kick. Two farked knees doesn’t stop him making over 10 meters per game from 8 roll ups and a forward tumble. Requires 5 jerseys to cover the gut but is still Trews secret sexual desire.

9 - Chook Norris – Poor cousin to Chook, got his start through the Roosters Nepotism Program. Great hooker whose price lists include bestiality, mother in laws and suck starting Harleys.

10 – Ghost – The evergreen hardman of the Roosters pack. Hasn’t been before the judiciary since last round and is lucky to be included in todays line up as he has 12,145 carry over points from setting fire to the Bulldogs supporter bus.

11 – stsae – Backwards is a bruised and battered member of the team as his constant flaming of friend and foe alike makes him an easy target for hospital passes. Along with his partner in arms Phin, brings stability, toughness and herpes to the Rooster pack.

12 – Dolphin – A shiny, grey-skinned Queenslander whose knowledge and passion for the game gives stsae a woody every game. Has been known to storm the referees box and argue for 8 hours about a decision pending!

13 - The Big Fella – Rounds out the Roosters run on team with a handy "wide" passing game and a tremendous "long" kicking game, they don’t call him the big fell for nothing.

14 - The Mack – Named after a rock solid truck…


15 – Lauren – Constantly yelling encouragement from the bench, backrow and ambulance as she is driven away to hospital with yet another consussion.

16 – Fitzy – Solid, slow, hard working, useless, dedicated, delusional, heart and soul goal kicker for the Roosters. Has lost more hair then desire, however mudguard can’t cut it anymore and drops more balls than his slots between the posts.

17 - My dogs name Fitzy – Thinks number 16 is a dog.

Coach - Witty92 – Overpaid, clueless, costume wearing idiot who is a 95% improvement on the Roosters last coach.

Chook.

Post of the year Chook. Pure Gold.

[stsae]

I'd start with sirgaylord at hooker. He can be our Ennis, the little cnut that the other team wants to bash. BACKWARDS I'd be worried when you pack the scrum though. I can just picture where your hand will be as you lock in

LOL, I may Ring Hoppa for some Digital advice.

Or pull a banana out of my hat.

[supermario]

Just our FREAKIN LUCK !!!!

Greg Inglis may return for Melbourne Storm in round 25 of NRL
By Dean Ritchie
August 26, 2009 The NRL will not stop Greg Inglis playing in round 25 if assault charges against him are dropped in court on Wednesday.

Inglis, 22, is charged with recklessly causing injury and unlawful assault of his girlfriend and is back in court Wednesday morning.

Inglis will be free to play against Sydney Roosters if the charges are withdrawn.

"We will wait and see if anything becomes clearer after the matter is in court," NRL chief executive David Gallop said.

"We expect to speak with Melbourne Storm again after the court hearing."

Inglis was stood down indefinitely and has missed two games.

"We haven't entertained or considered Greg playing this weekend - he hasn't been named," his manager Allan Gainey said.

"We just have to let the case take its judicial course."

The Melbourne board is expected to meet and discuss the issue on Thursday.

[stsae]

Just our FREAKIN LUCK !!!!

Just on FSN its been adjourned, if thats how its spelt, LOL.

Now we will see what agenda is on the cards for the companys team.

[supermario]

And you know what sucks, the roosters, as a club, cannot say boo about it because of what happened earlier in the season.

The compay's club is getting away with it !

[BUDDY]

Just on FSN its been adjourned, if thats how its spelt, LOL.

Don't worry, Lauren or Phantom will tell you if it is wrong

[stsae]

And you know what sucks, the roosters, as a club, cannot say boo about it because of what happened earlier in the season.

The compay's club is getting away with it !

Natepoo gets 6wks for taking a dump without even being arrested or charged for any crime.

If GI-palmer doesnt get more than that, in fact he should cop what Turd did to be FAIR, then we will all know what I already know.

NewsLTD are cheating CARNTS.

[Guest]

...we will all know what I already know.

NewsLTD are cheating CARNTS.

Yeah you found it man... conspiracy! Rupert Murdoch... the system's corrupt from the top down... good luck selling your story, the media's all in on this conspiracy... it's stacked against YOU!!!