In need of a rooster cure

[Guest]

Dear fellow chookpeners. In September I marry a bullscum supporter and I am having trouble coping with this. I have a simple question - do you think it would be at all possible to get any player at all to record a tongue in cheek "welcome to the roosters family" video to play at the wedding just so I know I've done everything I could have to save her soul. If yes who do you think would be the best person at the club to contact?

Cheers,
Michael

[Guest]

Mini

[Cockadoodledoo]

I would have suggested Sam Perrett but...

[Easts75]

Guerra, ask him whilst.he is pissed, which is most of the time!

[Guest]

Jump on twitter and ask a few of the players - big Marty Kennedy seems to reply to alot of 'tweets'

[Guest]

Dear fellow chookpeners. In September I marry a bullscum supporter and I am having trouble coping with this. I have a simple question - do you think it would be at all possible to get any player at all to record a tongue in cheek "welcome to the roosters family" video to play at the wedding just so I know I've done everything I could have to save her soul. If yes who do you think would be the best person at the club to contact?

Cheers,
Michael

Dear Abbey, I'm an elderly woman who doesn't enjoy sex...uh, sorry, wrong letter.

While I'm no expert on women, I'm thinking that you don't call her a bullscum supporter to her face. I'm safely presuming that you're marrying her because you love her and not because it's one of those arranged marriages to a cousin that certain backwards, inveterately prehistoric cultures indulge in.

Show her footage of Freddy in his prime. On and off the field.

[Kurt Sherlock's Mo]

Show her footage of Freddy in his prime. On and off the field.

Just don't show her footage of Ricko in his prime off the field or you may fail to measure up...

[milanja]

For my wedding, my bro called the club and they sent out a framed letter wishing us well and all the best from the chooks. was done quite nicely and it was read out at the wedding.
But i also had roosters flags walked in by the groomsmen while the best man carried in kevin(the foam boy in my avatar!) and rooster roosterman played from the speakers as we walked in.
My wife just laughed and took it well, but im sure most wouldnt?

[Guest]

Dear fellow chookpeners. In September I marry a bullscum supporter and I am having trouble coping with this. I have a simple question - do you think it would be at all possible to get any player at all to record a tongue in cheek "welcome to the roosters family" video to play at the wedding just so I know I've done everything I could have to save her soul. If yes who do you think would be the best person at the club to contact?

Cheers,
Michael

Join the club mate. I married a bullscum supporter as well. I just made it clear to her and her family that no bullscum gear will ever be worn by any children we might have.

As you're getting married in September, hopefully its on a day that they are playing a finals game and get knocked out. I'm sure you can throw in a jibe as part of your speech

As for your question, call the club. They'll help organise it

[Horry]

Join the club mate. I married a bullscum supporter as well. I just made it clear to her and her family that no bullscum gear will ever be worn by any children we might have.

As you're getting married in September, hopefully its on a day that they are playing a finals game and get knocked out. I'm sure you can throw in a jibe as part of your speech

As for your question, call the club. They'll help organise it

MM you know I feel your pain and my kids have been banned from any of that gear.

[Guest]

Dont marry her!Dump her now!
Otherwise you will have to endure a life of hidden bank accounts,excessive secretive spending and dissobeying of all rules.She will want an instant family and will rather adopt than make your own.She will create an atmosphere where at least one kid will walk out and hide on you in France,whilst the others will go on drunkin sexual holidays in Coffs Harbour,dragging your family name through the mud.
Dont do it!

[Spirit of 66]

Dont marry her!Dump her now!
Otherwise you will have to endure a life of hidden bank accounts,excessive secretive spending and dissobeying of all rules.She will want an instant family and will rather adopt than make your own.She will create an atmosphere where at least one kid will walk out and hide on you in France,whilst the others will go on drunkin sexual holidays in Coffs Harbour,dragging your family name through the mud.
Dont do it!

Great reply, Spanner.

[chook 56]

LOL
Very good, spanner.

[Guest]

could they get Horrie to do the video?

[TheLoneRooster]

Funny stuff spanner.