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  • The Moscow Circus Roosters VS The Alcholics Anonylus sharks

    Read all about it here . Another team with half their side out and our youth policy delivers another shocker.
    First of all i will let you know this is by far the worst Roosters side I have ever seen.
    Thank fark for Sonny Bill we will finish fourth last instead of third last next year .The die hards will say we turned the corner .I say we hit the wall.
    Moga scored a fair try .Mini is totally kaput . Braith Anasta is better than Morts.
    The new hooker was cool . SKD is worth lots of points . Pearce has no brains .JWH has balls and is my man of the match as Cronulla only had a go when he was off .
    The Freak Show Circus Tent will be up during the recovery session tomorrow .See Dopey from the seven dwarfs (Mitch Pearce) flop out his thingy that only Ciarra appreciates...and rusty will blow him . See Pearce do a maths equations with single digit numbers and fail.
    Watch Jake take two steps from dummy half ,shuffle then two steps the other way then puts his hand on his hips singing "hey macarena" . Watch JWH bite a bats head off Ozzy Osbourne style -he's mad trust me. Come and watch the main attraction Mose Masoe run through a wet paper bag and still fall over. Highlight will BJ and his juggling act -one ball at a time.then theres Mini Ping pong man watch him spit Ping pong balls out of his arse . Also present a statue of a real captain Brad Fittler .We will be shwing slide of Unc Nick in a G string on his Greek Holiday .

    Fools Gold -2- thats what Minis gloden boot is .terrible so lame now so finished ,Sad wish he got a premiership in 2010 he wouldnt be here now.He ran over 200 m -side ways and back wards .Get him a magnifying glass so he can search for the ball in the in goals

    Two Face -1- Flip a coin two face -will I play good or will I be shitehouse -it was shithouse tonight .BJ another lost soul.

    Einstein- 6- Got say for the amount of time out he is our only threat the one man attacking side .SKD rules ya farkers

    Fugly -2- good defence but lost in space he needs some of Bansai's good shit .He is also shite who ? Maubs dudes

    Tutu Moga -4 - nah his no girl but please feed him some ball -the last 10 shouldve been plays for him not field goals.

    Mortadella -0- we waited so long for this -we only got one but no more Parra players .Morts shouldve shone in a game where half the side was out of Cronulla

    Thick Head -2 - one point for each try set up and missing the rest what is it with him?cant he count kicked on the fouth tackles about 4 times and one on the second I think and his kicks were as Good as Iraqian scud missile in the gulf .May be he wears a turbin over his coq it is huge you know.Shite too

    Invisible Man -1- FPN did play didnt he ?

    Eddie Guerra -5- good player needs a smarter bloke inside him get the ball fed flat all the time our second most dangerous player...and Im laughing typing - you know a roosters player - dangerous -fark me farken Mexican

    Floyd -5- Not bad but not involved enough Floyd Boyd has plenty of time to develop and go to another club and become a SOO player

    Puff Puff - 2- book end two ,Mr powder puff him self -Kennedy - get a wheel chair dude

    Confused -5- Ghost loves jake so do I but has been down on form all year and holds onto the ball so long like it was valium or some thing.

    Ozzy Osbourne-7- He should never have come off the field Cronulla started going forward when he did .I love psychos like him -JWH

    Ballerina-1- another tough Rooster forward who will do well in Toulouse France -Arona

    Obama Tasi -1- will go to the Bullchocks and be a star while our coach hasnt finished his coaches manual that he started reading 25 years ago..

    Nuffin Sellulite -5- he was alright the little nigger showed some much needed dash now we have some one to get the lunches real quick at training as he will dash off to Cafe Fevouax in record time.

    Boney M -1- ra ra rasputin lover of the cross queen he was a cat that really was gone ,Your a girl Mose ! .whats the matter split ya lip going down.

    These blokes are just dead set flat no depth in any thing
    We didnt lose the game but just as may well have -The worst were Pearce , Morts and FPN -those three cost us the most with errors and missed tackles and pure laziness

    Really what do we have for next year ? JWH , Cordner , Moga ,SBW , Guerra the rest are not worth it .This so called young side will not get too far .Oh the envy of those Taliban pricks the Bullchocks.

    Souffs by 40 next week

    Their killing me slowly my heart hurts.
    Last edited by The Brain; 07-09-2012, 11:17 PM.
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

  • #2
    Good ratings

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    • #3
      JWH Gave away waaay too many STUPID penalties which put us on the back foot.

      His aggression is good but Jesus... he needs to learn how to harness his powers a little... a LOT better!!!

      DON'T GO FARKING RAKING THE BALL DURING THE PLAY TE BALL!!! USELESS!!!

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      • #4
        BJ scored, not Moga. :S

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        • #5
          How utterly shit is minichello! I didn't think this waste of space, in both a cap and physical presence, could play any worse than he did last game, but you know what, he did. Mini went all out and produced one of the most pathetically inept performances I have ever seen from a Rooster player and that includes Finch and Vauntin. Not even they were as pathetic as Mini was tonight.

          Piss off, just pack your bags and piss off you unskilled gimp.

          Chook.

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          • #6
            was that Bj which was called forward ? shite the Bros look alike on the fly
            Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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            • #7
              Not touching that with my ten foot pole

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              • #8
                Originally posted by The Brain View Post
                was that Bj which was called forward ? shite the Bros look alike on the fly
                The good, legal pass was to Moga. I can recall so many good tries over the decades that have been over ruled by poofters in pink. I will never forgive the touchie who called back the Carney pass to put BJ over in the corner in 2010 GF that should have put us ahead 14-6. But the touchie on the other sideline didn't see Morris 2 metres over the sideline before their "try". So it should have been 14-0 at half time.

                Another one that stands out was in the 1999 semi against bullcheats - a brilliant pass to Graham Appo, I think, for a 50 metre runaway try - falsely called forward; ended up losing that semi and the next one to bow out - the end of Phil Gould.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The Brain View Post
                  Nuffin Sellulite -5- he was alright the little nigger showed some much needed dash
                  I almost died laughing.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Brain View Post
                    Nuffin Sellulite -5- he was alright the little nigger showed some much needed dash now we have some one to get the lunches real quick at training as he will dash off to Cafe Fevouax in record time.
                    LMFAO, I doubted you could top last weeks "Where is the Team" thread mate.

                    Oh how wrong was I.

                    You are one funny farker.



                    The FlogPen .

                    You know it makes sense.

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                    • #11
                      They banned my freak Show thread ....next time Supermuz and his mods will be in it
                      Bring back Nerdroosterman I say the only genuine mod a mans man.
                      Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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                      • #12
                        I thought our worst were bj, moga and Maubs with their unforced errors. No wonder forwards hate backs.

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                        • #13
                          Jeez that was hard to watch.

                          This side shows no respect for the ball. Listen all you Globetrotters wanna-bees. High risk off loads may get you an extra 10 meters. Giving the ball away will likely lose you 40 meters and then a kick. Do the maths. Hold the pill for f'sake.

                          Why do we pick players in positions? Every front rower wants to be a a 5/8th, every winger wants to be a second rower, our full back wants to be our hooker and gets in the way almost as much as the refs do, our second rowers want to be centres (Mabbs congrats, job done).... enough.

                          Is Pearce a good player or a great player.. probably neither. Cannot count to 6, his defense was weak and organising a root in a brothel is probably the limit of his intellectual ability.

                          As far as circus are concerned you left out the Tasi has mastered the ability to fly through the air with the greatest of ease. This is only achieved if you dont touch anyone.

                          Mose, you got owned last night and did nothing about it. FPN aka the invisible man. Kennedy.. WTF is going on?

                          I want to be positive but with this crowd the only thing I am positive of is that it is absolutely hopeless.

                          Which football side goes out with a game plan of playing shallow, running soft and hoping for a miracle pass. What a bunch of Willy Wonkas.

                          Out of this side you should only keep a few.
                          SKD - Yes he looked like Einstein last night. Dyslexic but genius.
                          Moga - Benefit of the doubt but listen superstar the other bright young things have it all over you at the moment. Show a bit of urgency and get involved.
                          Boyd and Guerra tried really hard and are good players.
                          JWH - Igor is good but needs more minutes probably at lock.
                          Jake - as a reserve rake.

                          It takes a pretty amazing side to make Anasta look good and these guys achieved it last night.

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                          • #14
                            Brain, I have seen worse rooster sides.....Vaughtin's time with us saw the freak factor go through the roof.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Akenaten View Post
                              Brain, I have seen worse rooster sides.....Vaughtin's time with us saw the freak factor go through the roof.
                              Vautin is a legend compared to this mob.Our team has played against about 5 sides this year that was missing their players and we lost them all............I am telling you the youth policy thing may work for any club once in every 20 years if there lucky the signd for me here are that there are only 5-6 genuine first graders and the rest are Newtown specials.

                              I am dreading the Souffs game several of my mates are hanging out to give it to me
                              Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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